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  • Birthday 1989-07-06

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    Japan, actually. Amazingly.
  • Personal Motto
    It's all a show, I really should relax.
  • Interests
    Been loyal to the gameboy console my whole life. Deeply entrenched into the Pokemon fandom to where I'll buy anything Gamefreak puts their stamp on no matter how bad of a glitchy mess their games may be. *cough*pokemongo*cough*

    Recently got into Fire Emblem & Phoenix Wright's games.
    But mostly else, I try to practice my drawing & reading. Other then alot of listening to the radio & YouTube with occasional Netflix, not much else. Haven't so much as seen any television in over a decade.

    As to topics I like, I'm usually prone to the supernatural, magical or fantastical. I'm also quite the rabid DragoNerd & am incapable of viewing anything they do as bad!
    I'm quite interested in biology & sciences and a big animal lover. Though... if the 22 dogs plus more pets I've had over the years has taught me anything, they're quite messy too... so taking care of said animals isn't all that high on the list, heh.

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    Limestone Pie
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  1. Widdershins

    Durant! DURANT!

     They'll eat you alive!

    Durant! DURANT!

     They're the size of your hand, but they'll still tan yer hide!

    Durant! DURANT!

     They'll steal your food & stun you to death, without a fight!

    It's Durant! DURANT!

     YA DON' STANDA! CHANCE! 'GAINST THIS SUCKERPUNCHIN' ANT!!!

     DURANT! DURANT! Durant, Durant, Durant, Durant, Duraaaaant... Dumb ant.

     

      Geez, these little buggers! They have ONE weakness! You only have the slightest chance at winning or surviving against this pokemon if you just burn them alive with the biggest fire you got first turn! It doesn't even matter what level you got against them!

     I still remember! Wanted to max my Mewtwo's level in the only place high enough to... which was of course, swarming with Durants. Mewtwo is one of the biggest things out there in the game, too!

     The Master, my mewtwo, rears back with his Psystrike, a move so powerful it blots out the surroundings with its massive psychic power... and the wild Durant just stands there, chittering in mirth with only a third its health gone. Despite against a legendary,  with a forty level headway on it.

     And Master just starts twitching, I can tell. "I... am a... Cloned GOD. And I'm being... mocked...by a literal insect!"

      And so, Madness unravels! Durant dodging all around the cave, getting in free hits with Dig, more Durants swarming in out of their perverted amusement. Master going foaming mad into an game of Whack-An-Ant: "I have the IQ of a Million!This shouldn't...LOGIC FAILING!!" *Psystrike punching another crater into the ground*  "I AM A MAN!!!" *Uses PsychoCut*

    And me, the Trainer, just walleyed, brain numb & drooling on myself as a tinkly banjo starts playing in the background...

    1. AveryGamerDude

      AveryGamerDude

      I think Durant is a somewhat underrated Pokemon. He's kind of like a faster Scizor. :)

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      I've yet to dent that little monster with anything, Avery! Between the constant ducking-out with dig, what must be some high defenses, Bug/Steel only being weak to Fire, high flinch procing, and somehow good evasion... can only figure it's somehow programmed to be OP!

      ...and Durant ain't on my hated list of pokemon neither. It's sort of the Pokemon supervillain for me. I love encountering it when it does pop up so I can shake my fist in dramatic revenge!

       Faster... hmm... must be. About a twelve level headway lead I just had with my Rhyperior... and a rock beast don't move fast, so it beating me out to dig-dodge a punch seems legit. And considering that's a widely used second evolution... that's saying alot. 

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      " ...I got forty acres... you got forty-tree'... 

         An' I got me a brand new Combine Harvester, an' ah'll give yew tha key!"

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