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Let me try out a phrase of mine, tell me what ya think:
“I like my women like I like my coffee. Dark, bitter, rather nutty... with just a hint of sweetness under all of it that you can only tell after you’ve gotten used to the flavor.”
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Wait, wait!
“My sexlife is like a Ferrari. I often wonder what’d be like to have one.”
So does that make it more of a “SexDeath?” Sounds cooler & edgier that way, eh?
... wouldja be offended if I gave yer comment a Laugh reaction?
... this is why ya don’t provide me with personal details to springboard puns with.
“YO! SO HOWS YA DEAD SON?! STILL DEAD?!!?”
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