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I caught a Magnemite once.
Figured, little steel ball with magnets. Kinda bland, needs a bland name. Named it Steve.
Then it evolved into Magneton. An arrangement of three identical Steves.
I exclaimed in excitement to it: "Steve! Where'd all these Steves come from?!!?"
Steve, befuddled by these organic beings & how to communicate with them, floated in silence, forumulating a reply:
"I am... Sorry, Master. They just... Steved In."
"Ooh! I'm so proud of you!" And in my tight embrace, goaded by recognition & its primitive, robotic mind, an obsession grew... Of Steve!
Me, sending out my Magnezone into battle: "Go! Steve! Fire your Steve Cannons!!!"
Steve, using Lock-On to target: "Initializing Top Steve Sequence, Optimizing Maximum Steve. Opponent of Steve...prepare to be... Steved!"
Two turns later, fainting because I have no idea how to use a Magnezone: "Steve clog in Steve Port: Steve. Backlog of Steve input into Steve. Shutting Doooown..."
Me: "Steve! Steve, No! Talk to me, Steve!"
Opponent: "Uh... I'm sorry about, uh, hurting your Po-..."
Steve: "...the amount of Steeeeeve!~..."
"Steve!"
Steve!
Steve!
Steve!
Opponent: "Oh, screw you guys."
Steve also has numerous amounts of screeews...