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*sound of grinding teeth increasing from the distance until you hear a loud crack*
Had a... GREAT DAY in the land of GALAR TODAY. NO. REALLY.
I fell in love with Opal, the new Fairy Pokémon Gym Leader there. She ran a gym exactly how I would, used pokemon and tactics like I would, even had a pink obsession, theatrics and quotes like I've always wanted! "You are severely lacking in Pink. ...Let us GIVE YOU SOME!!" "Oh, my tea just kicked in, and not in a good way." She even had this beautiful theme of being who you want to be, creative & expressive, no matter how strange you may fear you come across as!~
And she said she was looking for somebody to take over for her as the face of the Fairy typing!!
*Twitch*
...and she goes for another, younger guy. Just because he was wearing a pink parka.
KNOW WHAT COLOR I'VE BEEN WEARING, NON-STOP?! THAT I WAS WEARING AS SHE WAS PASSING ME UP?!!?
*Lunges at own throat, falling backwards and dramatically gasping*
Aaaargh! Thud!
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It's so befitting. You know what the Fairy type is? That ex-girlfriend you had who was a wonderful, caring lover.... yet also a raving psychopath who tosses you aside the moment you keep her fun grounded!
Guh. My dreams of a full Fairy team are dashed. I just can't now.
I can't be a Fairy. I AIN'T GOT THA VENOM.
Well designed, Game Freak. Well played.