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WHEEE-OOH! WELCOME TO UNCA WIDD'S PANIPORIUM!
Where we can cut you a great deal on Existential Dread! Why! I was just saying the other day to my utter lack of friends how much overpowering fear can really drive a person to action! AND its easy to get! Come on down to freak out like all get out! Purchase yourself a whole new barrel o' fear while its goin' cheap! Just throw some, any cash at me because having to interact with you causes me just SCADS of anxiety!!
Come on down!! And remember!!! There's always room for PANIC!!!!!
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And then the citizens start ASKING you to DO stuff! Like actually requesting you back up your claims of godly powers and help the crops grow instead of them putting actual effort into it! ...and then the sacrifices start up... Oh, blessed is he who gets to cart around the lopped off toe of the God Emperor! I needed that toe.