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  1. So! In two days i'll be on the plane flying from Japan to Oklahoma! ...then i'll be mostly homeless while i vacation with my brother-in-law's mother until we get the house, then rush to find a job!... and hopefully government assistence due to my tendency to collapse under work stress!

    I'll... be likely unreachable for a week or so around here. Maybe more. I don't... know how to cope with much.

     Uhm... let me know if any'un wants ta talk.

    1. Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Same goes. I hope everything goes okay my friend!

  2. So how does one wind up becoming a Wife to hawks?

     With offerings of fish, I presume?

    Do you get clawed alot on accident?

     ... Do you use the lil' hoods?


     You have no idea how much material you are giving me!~~

  3. @Califorum Bad parents, nay, single bad situations in a being's past do not a villain make. It takes a special personality, how one took things and a very specific set of circumstances to give one the skills they need to be a threat is what makes an imposing antagonist. Take Fizzlepop Berrytwist, AKA Tempest Shadow. She got insulted as a foal and ran away... with apparently no adults to go after her. Also... she kind of also got indoctrined into a Warlord's conquest and beaten into shape to be a ruthless warrior. She didn't have that scar prior. Villains don't have personal v
  4. Widdershins

    Open Casual stroll

    Fair enough, the Rock Elemental (Is dirt in Equestria still called Earth even if it's not technically the name of the planet...?) was ponderously slow, but heavy enough to do damage. Dodging falling rocks was tricky business, yet not as difficult as some would caution... depending on situation, of course. Held true to the patience of stone, it got up and rumbled its way towards Cerberus again to try again at roughly the speed of a cart backing up. Rock didn't need to sleep... or change its mind easily for that matter, eventually it would manage to land a crushing blow. The beady eyed, fu
  5. Widdershins

    Limestone Pie Fan club

    I do forget which one's i've shared, but hey, more of a good thing, yes? That gray mare color scheme goes so well on most any interpretations!
  6. Uh, sorry I haven't, um, been around. I've got maybe five more days before i'm on the plane moving back to the states. And then i'll probably be gone awhile before i settle in enough to be around the forums again. Stress i don't deal with too well, and from quitting my job to move and alls the paper work I haven't been around. I'm sorry! Not got much planned these next few days so i ought be able to get in some time here! I'm sorry i'm so, um, transient? Ethereal? ...Want a more mystical way o' saying unreliable~ heh~
  7. This is exactly my aesthetic. I’ve talked Creepy with @Johnny1226 before, but there’s a special kind of... “helpful” horror.


    1. Windy Breeze

      Windy Breeze

      This is so scary 

    2. Widdershins


      No one's getting hurt! Apparently!

       To paraphrase how one commenter put it "it's like several eldritch horrors from another dimension making a store to just genuinely help out the meat beings on the third dimension, they're just not quite sure the point of the endeavor."


       (Also, FYI, its an art gallery in Las Vegas that's going for an 80s-ish old school theme of surreal art and light displays. Like a whole Optical Illusion Museum!)

  8. Being a Pokemon Trainer has taught me a lot; been there since the franchise started.

     Variety promotes growth. Try all types of friends to hang out with; you can't suceed unless your surround yourself and accept others who have abilities you yourself may not be able to. We're all a team!

     Friendship can't be forced. You help, you stand by, you let those you join decide for themselves if they wish to join you on your journey. You stand by them, you help in spite of what changes or happens and you fight by each others' sides for as long as you can. 

    It doesn't matter how many lucky suckerpunches or critical damage you get... you can always try again and come back after fainting. You may have to fight sometimes, but doesn't mean its the only way or that it can't be fun even in dire situations.

    Sigh, I love my monsters.

  9. I'm so excited for the now-confirmed Sinnoh remakes! I'll be so happy to return to the colder lands, and use a Cranidos and`

    Sudden Ringing Tone of Realization!



    Arceus save us all...

  10. Gad. that mane tho!

     I'm mesmerized by your floofy, luxurious mane you're hiding behind there!

    1. Handsome Changeling

      Handsome Changeling

      Why thank you, it just does its own thing 99% of the time though :sealed:

  11. Wait, can we call them the Three Pony Races?

     Usually, growing bone structures out of the forehead to channel inexplicable force powers or sprouting air-enabling, spinal connected, limbs usually denotes an entire new Species.

    Man. Blind dating has to be awkward when you don't know what limbs your date'll show up with!

    1. Widdershins


      …hopefully their own.

  12.   ....Narutardedscum?

     That a three-point Naruto reference? New slang on me!

     What's DBA stand for?

       Dragon Ball Academy? How many spinoffs have they made now if they're starting up a show based around a Hogwarts for Saiyans? 

      ....or is that a new portable video gaming device? The DangBoy Advance?


     Sorry, I got distracted and accidentally supplied the entire conversation by myself again.

    1. Flow


      Narutardedscum is the name of my youtube account, while DBA is an abbriviation for "Doing Business As" hence the title "DBA Narutardedscum"

  13. @Randimaxis & @Flow As the stallion had noticed the large door knocker, he made his way to in in the usual unrushed way of the sort those do who look as if they've never rushed for much in their lives. A slow, steady progress generally expected of a workhorse farmpony that was uninterrupted... except the approach of a new mare and likely worker to the household he was approaching. From where he was hailed on the path, Clod Hopper turned smoothly and unencumbered by the large crate strapped, padded and nestled ontop the thickly woven and ancient back blanket that hid his wings.
  14. @Catpone Cerberus I've given enough to do, yes? Had this whole shameal going where the air elemental that was holding the Golden Muffin McGuffin earlier triggered the earth elemental into attacking you, and since its rock, you'd have to find a way to befriend it during dire circumstances! Then, you'd have to find someway of bringing it back to Ponyville to deliver to somepony who might know what to do with it while being immune to its magic... an expert on muffins, Ditzy-Doo Muffin Hooves! ...Who i'd roleplay! All the while finding out that your little sprite buddy is an amnesiac shard
  15. Widdershins

    Open Casual stroll

    @Catpone Cerberus The Earth elemental glared down with smoldering magic eye-holes at the cathorse patient as if waiting. In the meantime, the sprite companion still thusly unnamed, chimed in. Who said this was wish-granting? I said it was magical, that's all i'm going on! Do I look like some kind of expert on this- Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh!!! A torrent of winds plummented down, buckling Cerberus's knees and flattening the poor, small, complaining sprite to the ground in a bustle of breezes every which way. Not altogether rare for wind to do as any pegasus could tell you, but t
  16. Um, s-sorry I haven't been around. It's been hard focusing, alot going on. Work, car's been in the shop for like a week now, we're moving back across the ocean to the States again. I suppose random disappearing acts is to be expected with me, h-heh? Does anybeing remember what page my responses back were on? I do hope I wasn't gone too long this time!
  17. Pictured here: Why having a tentacle magically grafted in place of your arm, is the best any could ask for!

    Star Vs The Forces Of Evil Episode 3A Part 2 - YouTube

    Star gets me. Your talking tenta-arm is your best friend!

  18. Been in the tub for over an hour.
    Was playing Hearthstone and I made a deck who's sole point is to fill both players up with Banana cards.

     I've been stuck saying Banana for about twenty plus minutes now. Think I'm pleased with my moment there.


     "No! You've defeated my banana-forces! My only course is to summon forth the Banana Boss! Bossnana!"
    "I've gone a bit hoarse. I've... got a banana in my throat! ..and i'm not happy to see you."
    "I've gone into some sort of banana-rage. A fervor like unto some sort of.... Bananaserker."

     "You've kicked my Potassium!"


  19. I've always wanted to meet A spongebob!

     How're you doing? Don't think we've cordially met yet.

     By which I, of course, mean that we have yet to take turns chucking Cherry Cordial treats at each other until we're coated in candy goo.

     I'm pretty sure that's how Friendship works.

  20. Now let's crack into this new thrilling issue of The Somewhat Half-Decent, Not Exactly Our A-Grade but Still Not Much to Complain About Spiderman!!!

    1. Randimaxis


      Try Superfudge; less commercial.

    2. Widdershins


      Well most fudge is superhumanly strong anyway.

  21. Guys, ya gotta help me.


    None of this seems silly. That’s all pretty usual.

    1. Duality


      I suspect the strange thing here is that the view out the window is boring trees and grass like some mundane picturebook image and not real life. :mlp_wat:

  22. Widdershins

    Open Casual stroll

    @Sekel "Gems are a sweet treat. More of a sometimes-food, really." Kaltrop said looking down in his usual grandizing pose, his sight diverted from the mare. "It's a childish thing really. Not like it's healthy to eat nothing but gems, but suppose dragons have never really been known for good self-..." Having just caught on to a prior tidbit of the conversation, the drakeling awkwardly fumbled his way towards Dawn and lowered his head towards her in an unintentional begging motion as he asked. "Th- there's a-another dragon in town?!! Living amongst ponykind without them at-... and g
  23. "Did you know Discord's birthday is May 13, 2015?"

    .... Sniff,

      ...Think we can use this guys.



    Now you Hold on There! I'll have you fanboy lots know I have multiple "birthdays" as a godlike entity such as myself doesn't ascribe to such restrictive time-based trivialities. Why would I, of all characters, wish a day just for you puny mortals to give me attention?

  24. Billy is such a Mood. Is it too telling that he might very well be a role model for me?


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