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Widdershins

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  1. Here in Messupatamia, it is often asked how the nation stays together when all us natives are so dumb that we destroy several buildings a day and we die like flies. Well, other then the endless building contracts we keep getting from out of country...

     Nature has learned to cooperate and contradict the human error. We have a little thing called the Repainado. Where the tornados out here instead fix everything in their path! Reassembling the broken down cars & appliences we forget on our lawns, stiching together splintered wood construction, piling buildings back together like blocks. Why, if we're lucky a few of us come back to life in a Repainado!

     Mostly the ones that forget to breathe and suffocate. Just punches the air back in our lungs! It hurts.

  2. Venom energy drink over ice in my MLP cup.

    Also just had fried pickles.

    Truly, my happiest life.

  3. Not doing good at work. They want me to quit and have been what feels like mean about it.

    I know I’m a slow worker & they shouldn’t have me. Its depressing.

    been hard to feel like coming around here much.

  4. Caught sight of the new G5. Looks like its on Netflix now.

    It just looks….. I dunno, aggressively “Modern.” Like its trying for unneeded higher stakes. Kind of weirded out a bit & doesn’t help I still haven’t finished watching the last season of fourth.

    might be immediatly crushing on Zipp though.

  5. You wanna know the best crossover to MLP is?...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8REVZE-REw

  6. Soo, good news. Finally got a job again tomorrow. Working back at the supermarket place on base.
    Pretty... worried about being capable. Feels like the longest since I haven't been perpetually sleepy & doubtful. It's not exactly gonna be any much different from what i've done before. Guess I kind of place alot of responsibility on myself.

  7. Oh, Hewwo new fwend!

     What do I know you fro-...

     StormFurry! Yeah!

        ....yes, I remember  you specifically because of a lame joke I once made about you. I'm not too ashamed to say, lol.

    1. CheeryFox

      CheeryFox

      Hey. How goes u? :oh_golly:

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Ah, trying to find a job and situate myself in this mortal world. The u-usual, I suppose~

  8. Okay, yes. I'm just going to say sorry now.

     "Facehugger" Pancakes was a bad idea. I wanted Pancakes that fed themselves to you in the case of those who rudely turn down my generous offer of fresh, magicked Pancakes.

      ...Didn't think they would gain malicious sentience. I stopped after three or four deaths by pancake explosion.

      ...or five. Look, the recipe is banished now.

  9. Some MLP theory for ya!
    1. Equestria's "Ponies" are riddled with so much unique-to-their-dimension magic, that the only comparison to actual horses is the facts that they're quadrupeds and can whinny. The similarities end there. They're like the trope in science fiction of "We have evolved beyond needing bodies!!" Human is to wild Baboon as Pony is to Horse.

     2. Twilight only gained alicornhood out of governmental regulation/pity. She's been studying magic her whole life and doesn't know correcting the grammer on not only someone else's spellwork, but the work of what was pretty much the founder of all magic in their nation? That maybe don't screw around with magic if you aren't prepared for backfire? 
    Celestia gave her wings not just because she fixed her own mess of a Reality Rewrite, but because these wings would kind of serve as a reminder to maybe not mess with body/mind transformation spells. The title came with to assuage public fears of the pony in town who's experimenting with magic that can f***ing rewrite the fabric of reality and show that she's there on government-based duties such as "friendship" and totally reports to, and controlled by the leaders of the nation. 

      ...because why do we need an ambassador of reminding the public to be nice to each other, in a town that is in cannon, basically a country crossroads where all the crazy sh*t goes down.

     3. Spike is both a kobold and a magical mutant.

     He was kind of born in what was essentially filly Twilight going nuclear. If Magic gave off radiation, Spike was lucky to not just be a mass of tumors. He was forcibly hatched by outside means, happened to somehow adopt the coat coloration of his adopted mother, but gained abilities not typically show in dragonkind. Like Teleportation Breath (...lets see any other franchise try to pull that off.) oh and also a little thing about Growing a third set of limbs entirely at will. Wings typically require BONES. Show me the unwritten knowledge that somehow, after years of stability, a body decides to grow new bones, that can lift the body off the ground just because he gets itchy for a day.

    Boy mutated by being depressed.

    This show is bravely weird.

  10. Watching Stronker Tinks, or whatever its called. 
     You know what bothers me about this subset of horror based around Interdimensional Monsters?

     It always comes down to "It feeds off/mysteriously needs something analogous to Human Blood, therefore its drawn to killing humans indiscrimantly, therefore slay the alien."
     While, granted, there is a distinct possibility of that happening, given how matter may correspond through dimensions, given the severe lack of an alien species in much the same universe somehow adapting to parasitically depend on a mortal from a planet lightyears away, its much less likely Monster From Another Dimension can somehow eat humans without it harming their systems. If anything, merely existing on another plane should damage the monster coming across as much as it does the humans. A different dimension insinuates molecular differences in biological makeup, no matter how many simularities.

     Granted, going into another dimension would make it hard to distinguish the living beings there from, say plants you were stepping on. Especially if your own biology is so alien that you communicate along different means and marks you has far more capable then those you're killing. But you'd think after the first few times the things you're snacking on start running away, becoming more difficult to kill, and are clearly reacting poorly to you... You start noticing the risks, and attempt to communicate somehow.

    No one sees from the monster's view.
    Just once, I want humans invade the Interdimensional Alien's world, it sees them, and raises its appendages to go all like "Woah! Hey now, you're clearly not from around here and can find a way to hurt me; I don't want no trouble! Friends, huh? Lemme figure out what noises you make so I can learn enough to tell you not to gun me down."

  11. So! As a fun lil’ game…

    These six pokemon aren’t all favorites, but I feel a deep, satisfying kinship with them for some reason! I’d like to see if you notice the common design theme!!

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  12. I've always found it adorable mundane how video games will have, like, a three or more stage process to saving your progress.

     Click here to Save Game.

     Yes, thank you. Now, would you like to save game?

     Ok, good, input acknowledged. Would you like to start the load screen for saving now? Press Confirm to confirm your confirmation.

     What, no! If I had known I would need to wait three seconds to load for saving, I wouldn't have pressed the button that clearly stated that! I'll have to back out now and just play the game without saving if I have to take that much of a risk! I had just assumed "Save Game" meant it was the function to cause yummy Tostino's brand Pizza Rolls to eject out of the console!!

     

     Commencing Saving Load Feature. Do not shut off or even touch your console while it is saving. God have mercy on your soul if you do.

  13. Hey guys! Come watch my new published comic strip that I call!... Garfield Minus Garfield Minus Garfield Minus Garfield!

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    I'm a geeenious! 

  14. Doesn't it make sense, that in order to be a Brony...

     You must first be a Bro?

    ...and if you have to ask what marks as, specifically, "Bro" behavior... Then you ain't never Bro'd, bro!

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    2. Evil Pink One

      Evil Pink One

      Brooo ( almost forgot to add broo sorry my broism is rusty)

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Nah, like, a Bro don't get hung up, man! Ya let it run off, bruh!

      There ain' even any set way to spell "Bro", Brah!

    4. Evil Pink One
  15. It bothers me that I can't find fan-art of Luna, Luna & Luna together.

     You know... Luna, from My Little Pony

     Luna, from Sailor Moon

     and Luna, from Helluva boss.

    ...Please let me know if there's more Lunas.

  16. Okay, I have to ask about it.

     If you know me, (and by the time I'm done typing this, you will) I can't let this trivia slide without asking. It's been long enough after all, of me seeing you come on by with it.

    Now, I feel Denim & Venom has to be a reference to something. It does sound like something from song titles or lyrics, but I for one cannot see a correlation betwixt jean material and injectable toxins typically found in wild animals like snakes. Nevermind the implied question inherent in if denim pants are durable enough to deflect a snakebite.

     And even that aside... What's that called, an Oomlat? Is that only the O with the two dots over it or does that apply to every vowel with dots over it? I've never figured out what the rules are for pronounciation punctuation. It confounds me to no end, my good sir and/or mad'am.

     

     ...yes, i know this is a whole ton of ground covered in one status. I just drank a Mountain Dew and i'm, like, 3% from spontaneous combustion. I don't deal well with CAFFINATED SUGAR!! Who let me have this?!!?

  17. I finally bought myself one of those Dino Masks for my birthday!

     I just have to plan out how to paint and customize it! Kids these days do such outlandish OC things... such flashy patches of colors and horns, Tis not natural!

    Yes, and "Gradient" for a scale tone is natural.

     I'm pretty sure i've seen that in an animal!

    ...In a non-animated creature?...

    :lie:

  18. Y'all think that Horse Mask from the silly memes is scary? 
    I invite you to conceptualize, Fish!:
    2017-Funny-Halloween-Party-Cosplay-Latex-Cute-Masquerade-Rubber-Golden-Fish-Mask-Realistic-fish-head-Mask.webp

    1. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      It's apparently so Cursed, I can't even post the picture directly. It has to be downloaded.

  19. I've been on VRchat. Headsetless, of course.

     I've grown quite attached to the Synth Furry species. For those of you not familiar.... they're computors. Just computors, admittedly far better then those popular Protogens!

     ...I was stuck jammed on Carameldansen for a full hour.

    It felt like the natural course of my life. Me, a synthetic being!

  20. Does anyone notice when i'm not here?

     Did/does anyone wish to talk to me more?

    1. Windy Breeze

      Windy Breeze

      I would be glad to know you more. If you want to talk to you, create a private conversation with me.

  21. I like to think the Royal Sisters took a more optimistic view of immortality. 

     

  22. I’m sorry I ain’t been around here, guys. Been losing sleep & health since i moved back to the states and got these awful, horrible allergies!

    1. Windy Breeze

      Windy Breeze

      I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you will be okay

  23. Serious Draconequus Energy here.

     

  24. Wait... D&D idea. Hear me out!

    Beastpact Warlock! Wildmage~!

     They did Undead devoted warlocks recently, but what if... it was a Wild God, like Warcraft’s Loa? They’re not unkillable, they’re just big, ageless beasts that don’t care about you mortal do, but are flattered & strengthened by your belief by sharing their traits & outlook. Appeasing them enough for them to think high enough to not eat or squash you.

    Less druidic, more Totemic Barbarian. Your calling upon a nature being that wants you to live short, but by their life.

    Like a wolf cult or an underground troop of rat worshippers that run a black market on goods & gossip. 

  25. There's a right way to do Meta-humor, being a chaotic, fourth-wall-breaker.

     If all you do is fluid, constant change, obscure references with never a break to connect or be aware of the present situation then its boring to read a character that is unattached to everything. If all I did was poof things into existence, say unrelated goofy things and made funny faces then i'd be too shallow a character to RP. You need a Range. Pinkie can be all over the place, but she stays long enough sometimes to have it be addressed long enough to tell a story.

    It's best to not trigger or annoy 100% of your audience. You still need somebeing to watch you!

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