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I don’ get it... it’s just making pizzas...
I’m not just tired but utterly depleted of energy. My body is grinding together from not being able to take this strain. It’s an unnatural, painful overtiredness. Full exhaustion. Depression,
I know others have harder tasks... and I can’t keep up... i don’t know what whent wrong~~~~
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@EpicEnergy That’s pretty encouraging & ironic that it’d be you well-wishing me on this! Thanks!

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Making pizzas isn't as easy as all that - I reckon it's a fair bit harder than drilling holes like I do. Your environment affects how difficult tasks are by a significant margin, and pizza kitchens are all hot and speed and noise and people and crowded and overstimulation - everything that's psychologically toxic to introverts rolled into a single package. Don't beat yourself up over something that's beating you up.

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I want somebody to do that. Have a MLP OC (or really any character) that is mostly normal and bland... but has this massive, black obsidian spike erupting, like, twelve feet out of their back and taking up more space than any of their organs would rightfully be doing. And just never have it factor into anything somehow.
"Oh hi, would like to buy, uhh, one basket of cherries, please."
Clerk, turning around: "Oh sure, that'll be two bi-IIIIIIIIITS! OH SWEET MERCY, WHAT IS THAT?!!?"
"What is what? What's the matter?"
"Th-that... that mountain thing! D-doesn't that hurt?"
"Huh? Nope. Had it all my life. So can I get a bag for that, then?"
"... to cover the deathspike?"
"No, for the cherries."
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I know i’m currently drinking Starbucks, but...
Y’all really should not be eating Fast Food. Just anything that shows or brags about being made by hand... you know that means just multiple hands all over your food, what’s going in your body. Made by tired, overworked humans who cannot physically keep up with the constant demand. Oh, and a little thing called Human Error.
I can’t tell you how many times I might have spat into the pizza being a spitty talker, or put food back on after its dropped on a table literal thousands of pizzas have dragged across. Workers are being frettered beyond what they’re capable of like this. Your getting a terrible product made in An unhealthy process that is actively worsening lives.
Really, only buy food machine processed. You want Filthy Human hands spewing Dirty Human debris into you? It’s less hygenic had you made it yourself. Every company is just using canned or processed foodstuff you can easily buy yourself. Literally the only benefit is conveinence and your not getting even that when the order list is routinely hitting the floor.
It’s not healthy to make. Protect us minimum wage sloggers!
I prefer my Humans Wall-Free! -
Y'all want some Chunk Wahoo?
Seems that's an actual type of fish you can get canned. A Wahoo.
Know y'all want some. Open up ah can of Wahoo for yah!
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This is now my favorite thing.
I think maybe I have room in my heart for both Halloween AND Christmas.
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Unlocked Reno
NevadaJackson in Hearthstone. His emote taunt ingame:Reno: "Don't make me use my Big Magics!"
Me: "as opposed to my Tiny Magics! You'll suffer... Mild Irritation!!"
...pOOf! Yoo got durt on ya snoots!
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Yaaaaayyyy~~!!! Cupcake flavored Pancakes! Pancake flavored Cupcakes!
Cuppans flavored in Cake-Cake!
I love it!
Now if I could only figure out who had it delivered!
…. wait, does "Delivery" mean you ripped the liver out of something in the process? … COOL!
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Kirin Me:
”I think I need... *deep, calming breath* a good cup of tea...”
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“Who Put A spot On my Teapot!!!”
*burns down house*
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That’s... the problem with Kirin.
Even in their original mythological context, they’re just heraldic & symbolic figures. They’re signs of royalty but... they not so integral to their magic they get fought over, they have no set species personality to go on, they don’t eat nobody! Kirins just sit there and look pretty!
And what about MLP Kirin?! Do the scales only cover the back in a saddle-like patch, leaving a fuzzy tumtum for scritchies? Or is it just random patches of fuzz & scale?!!?
Gah! Foom!
*ignites and flops over to frustratedly flail feet in the air*
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He's actually a very excellent example of the line between Horror & Humor. Who?
Sans. From Undertale.
He's one of the first guys you meet when you find yourself lost in a strange world. And he's a sentient skeleton. That SHOULD set off some alarms for you. But he doesn't make any sudden moves and in fact, talks very openly about being satisfied enough with his current situation to crack jokes and show that he has absolutely no interest in seeing you as a threat or any reason to be threatening by.
… but when you DO give him a reason to act...
The dude has flaming beast skeleton lazers at his beck & call. Because, to re-remind you, he's clearly held together by magic and it'd kinda be hard to not know how to kill when your like that. The things he could do to you, merely by the knowledge of whatever had to be done to make him the being that he is...
But he don't. Sans is a chill dude. Give him a hoodie and a place to slouch and wisecrack from, that's all he needs. He's a Comic, this Sans.
I am sorely disappointed Papyrus doesn't have further family members by the names of: Wingdings, Centaur & Helectiva.
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You know, I'm surprised there aren't more Horror or Slasher movie killers that have just this real high-pitched, cartoonish voice to threaten with. You know, rather than a dramatic, guttural cackle, a light, lilting clearly going "Tee-Hee!"
Because I feel there's something a lot more scary about a cartoon, childish voice coming out of something clearly supernatural or threats of violence from a voice that would otherwise be comforting or humorous in any other context. I have to wonder if anybeing knows any examples of that? …*cough* ...other than Judge Doom, of course.
… Gee, I wonder WHY I'm more focused on Horror this Feburary Fourteenth?~~
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