Widdershins

Morning, Everybeing!

Why did the doctor treat the pony?

Because it was a little horse.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his entire left side? The nurse said he’s all right, but the doctor said there wasn’t much left.

  @Randimaxis has fallen! I, Starshins, am the new LEADER of the Forums!

  *Robotic, Cawing laughter*

If I were a Pokemon, I’d be a Dubwool ^^  uwu I want to be the fluffiest boi around  :3

@Bakugou Is My Man ❤, @Photon Jet, @ShadOBabe, @DivinePony1000, @Odyssey, @Widdershins, @Catpone Cerberus, @Cash In, @Samurai Equine, @Sparklefan1234 and any-pony else who is a pokemon fan, if you were a Pokemon, what would YOU be?   

You know what? It triggers me when beings say that Orange doesn't rhyme.

 It so totally does! I find that notion Sta-range!

 Y'all get hooked on it being pronounced like Ahr-Unge. Rhyming works on the actual letter order, and -ange covers quite a Range! With this in mind, there's much you can  Rearrange! 

 I swear If I fuss over this any further, I'm sure to get the Mange!

Hello everypony I do apologize for being so absent I've been busy at work and I apologize again. 

You know what? It triggers me when beings say that Orange doesn't rhyme.

 It so totally does! I find that notion Sta-range!

 Y'all get hooked on it being pronounced like Ahr-Unge. Rhyming works on the actual letter order, and -ange covers quite a Range! With this in mind, there's much you can  Rearrange! 

 I swear If I fuss over this any further, I'm sure to get the Mange!

Welcome... to The Year 2020!

In five years, perhaps we can see if man is still alive.

 What wonderous space-adventures can this oddly repetive and high-sounding, futuristic year bring us?!!? I predict everything will blow up dramatically! It usually does around me. It what I'm good at, yo.

I truly am in love with the Galar region. I may have been in the Pokémon fandom since the start, but its now, in Shield & Sword I can say this is the best generation & games.

 But that distinction is important. Galar is best generation & games.

 Kalos was best culture! And prettiest area to explore & live in! It was France, it knows how awesome it is.

...but... Unova best NATION!

 Unovan pokemon are best because they come from Unova! WHOOO! GO UNOVA! UNOVA, *%$# YEAH! COMIN' TA SAVE THE UNOVA DAAAY!

 I will always be a native Unovan. Raised Kanto, deathly loyal to Unova!

 Y'all got magic birds n' ^%#@ up in there, but WE got dragons or some ^(*&! Whoo! Unova! Things only got better when we elected President Thunk!

(Can you guess what nation Unvoa is based on?)

Oh, Aaare you?!!? I'd think quite a few Bronies might wish to contend with thee on that title!

Unless, of course, you're just SO secret that even LUNA doesn't know that you're her Lover! And to that end, I must surely shake your appendage, my Good Sir!

Welcome... to The Year 2020!

In five years, perhaps we can see if man is still alive.

 What wonderous space-adventures can this oddly repetive and high-sounding, futuristic year bring us?!!? I predict everything will blow up dramatically! It usually does around me. It what I'm good at, yo.

I truly am in love with the Galar region. I may have been in the Pokémon fandom since the start, but its now, in Shield & Sword I can say this is the best generation & games.

 But that distinction is important. Galar is best generation & games.

 Kalos was best culture! And prettiest area to explore & live in! It was France, it knows how awesome it is.

...but... Unova best NATION!

 Unovan pokemon are best because they come from Unova! WHOOO! GO UNOVA! UNOVA, *%$# YEAH! COMIN' TA SAVE THE UNOVA DAAAY!

 I will always be a native Unovan. Raised Kanto, deathly loyal to Unova!

 Y'all got magic birds n' ^%#@ up in there, but WE got dragons or some ^(*&! Whoo! Unova! Things only got better when we elected President Thunk!

(Can you guess what nation Unvoa is based on?)

Yaay!!!  ^^ I just caught a Shiny Magikarp!!!  ...and I got one with a Jolly nature on my first try For those of you who are unaware, they've increased the chance of finding a Shiny Magikarp in Pokemon Sword and Shield. However, this is only for a limited time 

@Widdershins, @Dynamo Pad, @Photon Jet, @DivineCheer1000, @Odyssey, @JingLBabe and any-pony else who has got a copy of the game, have you caught yourself a Shiny Magikarp? 

Pokédex entries for Morpeko, Hangry Mode:

 "Intense hunger drives it to extremes of violence, and the electricity it stores has converted to a dark type energy."

 "Hunger hormones affect its temperament. Until its hunger is appeased, it gets up to all manner of evil deeds."

    I'm sorry. I skipped breakfast today. I've murdered three people since then, and its only been three hours.

 Oh Morpeko! You naughty lil' SCAMP!

 ...I'm inclined to assume Japan isn't sure what "EVIL" entails.

I, for one, would recommend against patting thundering snow.

 Most electrified ice clouds tend to behave poorly to errant, curious appendages.

Overheard in the market of a realm from another dimension:

 "What? Five Doots for only one bushel of Dootberries?!!? This is a dootrage!"

"Look, Ma'am. I go through alotta trouble to get my goods. I've checked with the proper Doot Authorities and I can assure ya I run my Doots on an even level. If you don't like the quality of my Doots, you'll just have to go dootless todoot."

 "Fine then! Humph! I'll just have to take my Doots elsewhere! The price of a Doot has all gone doothill these dootdays!"

 To you & your doots! Doot of me when you find yourself Dootless!

How's this for a new years Birthiversary cake?

Overheard in the market of a realm from another dimension:

 "What? Five Doots for only one bushel of Dootberries?!!? This is a dootrage!"

"Look, Ma'am. I go through alotta trouble to get my goods. I've checked with the proper Doot Authorities and I can assure ya I run my Doots on an even level. If you don't like the quality of my Doots, you'll just have to go dootless todoot."

 "Fine then! Humph! I'll just have to take my Doots elsewhere! The price of a Doot has all gone doothill these dootdays!"

 To you & your doots! Doot of me when you find yourself Dootless!

 A man walks into a store, on another realm & dimension:

 "Hullo, good sir! Would you happen to be the local Dootmonger?"

 "Why yes, Good Doot to you. May I help you aquire any Doots today?"

"I should say not! I have already come here once some time ago and I have THIS to return!"

 "... what's tha matter wit' this?"

 "This, my friend, is a Dootbird I purchased from you the other day. And! As you can clearly see, its gone as dead as a Dooter!"

 "Well, reckon it looks fine to me."

"Wut? It's dootin' dead! It's gone off its dooter! It's gone off to doot with the Choir IndeDootable! If it was any more dead it'd be dootin' up the Dootsies!

 What we got HERE Ol' Chap! Is an EX-DOOT!!!"

 -excerpted from A Tale of Two Doots.

I think I'm going Dootsane.

 Send for Doothelp. But otherwise, hope you enjoy, Dootuality!~

I've got a interesting question for you guys. Who are your favorite youtubers and why?

I've got a couple that I watch on a regular basis

Great Mythical Morning w/ Rhett and Link: These shows got me through my final year or so of college. That and their antics always makes me laugh.

Markiplier: He's got such a calming voice and is such fun to watch, especially when he's doing his try not to laugh challenges.

I, for one, would recommend against patting thundering snow.

 Most electrified ice clouds tend to behave poorly to errant, curious appendages.

Pokédex entries for Morpeko, Hangry Mode:

 "Intense hunger drives it to extremes of violence, and the electricity it stores has converted to a dark type energy."

 "Hunger hormones affect its temperament. Until its hunger is appeased, it gets up to all manner of evil deeds."

    I'm sorry. I skipped breakfast today. I've murdered three people since then, and its only been three hours.

 Oh Morpeko! You naughty lil' SCAMP!

 ...I'm inclined to assume Japan isn't sure what "EVIL" entails.

We good on spoilers for Pokémon Shield & Sword? Eh, I'll keep it minior.

 Eh, I've heard sass about PokeJobs. You send pokemon out on odd jobs, they return with money or items to give you... and fans give it sass about making your already technically enslaved beasties do more work while you keep the profit for yourself... but that's hardly new in our capitalist society, eh? Taking credit for others' work is the American Whey!

 No, what I raise issue with is who you're working for.... */Dramatic Drumroll!* BIG CORPORATIONS!!!

 When the construction company asks for quote: "ferocious pokemon", I feel a bit squeamish with what, exactly, guarding their having my befanged brethren do... 

 Then, of all companies, the BANK asks for Psychic pokemon to "research" their inexplicable, mindcontrolling powers or to be able to asses the problems or wants of customers before they're actually asked to solve them.... I get a bit alarmed! Why sure! Let me just hand over beasts who can warp minds to their will or create force beams out of magicky hoohah to a MAJOR CORPORATION! One that's proven to take "customer service" a little TOO far!!

 ….*Shudder*  Corporations! Truly, most evil!

Hey guys, not going to be able to chat much tonight.

Phone’s almost dead, didn’t bring a charger, and no one else has an iPhone. 

Pokédex entries for Morpeko, Hangry Mode:

 "Intense hunger drives it to extremes of violence, and the electricity it stores has converted to a dark type energy."

 "Hunger hormones affect its temperament. Until its hunger is appeased, it gets up to all manner of evil deeds."

    I'm sorry. I skipped breakfast today. I've murdered three people since then, and its only been three hours.

 Oh Morpeko! You naughty lil' SCAMP!

 ...I'm inclined to assume Japan isn't sure what "EVIL" entails.