Widdershins

... I just begged for pardon from a bush I brushed past on the side of the road...

  Sigh...

 I don’t think it forgave me  cus plants don’t have a concept of that. ... maybe I should go back & give it a reassuring pat to show it I don’t mean any harm?…

 ..... Sigh. 

For the love of Me! Why is Vamprisaurus Rex not a thing?!!?

Must remember... blueberries go ON the pancake, not baked IN the pancake.

 Mistakes were made.

   It was a violent reaction. Several people died.

Please tell me there’s fanfics of Crakle!  Crackle best dwagun!! 

Here's my notebook sketches I've been working on!

 Still have yet to figure out how to attach arms on...

 Have I mentioned I super love cream?!

 I dun’ care if Alcremie is all sticky-gooey! I gonna hug n’ snuggle the cream outta her! She’s sucha sweet lil babby!!

Hugs!

 ...I assume that's how this works! 

 I didn't know you were good ol' Stormfurry!!

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  "Widdershins started following Widdershins."

  And the cycle begins anew.     ...Cue Twilight Zone theme!

I’m beginning to think no one quite gets what being a pansexual means.

 Well, other than the fact we mostly chose it to feel superior.

 Still, probably wise to respond when its brought up with a “what does it mean to you?”

WELL THE CORK HAS POPPED ON MY EXCITEMENT FOR POKEMON SHIELD!!

 Like, was decent & okay... then this baby-child-honey-O-LoveofmyLife popped up!

 Look at how *^%$*(^@! adorable she is! LOOK AT HER!!!

 Alcremie=Alchemy?!!? Could it be, perhaps, she evolves into a badass CakeMonster?!!?

 YOU KNOW I LOVE MY WEAPONIZED PASTRY!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

*explodes in through the nearest wall*

 THEY MADE A NEW DRAGON! STEEEEEEEEEL-DARAGON!!!

 Duraldagon!! Or something! New release!! Totally looks like a middle evolution though... hmm, like where this is going!

 ...still no new ice types though... grumble... was certain there was gonna be an Ice Dragon...

 I am... absolutely in love with Allcreme!

 I have to leave now. I require instant application of Allcreame fanart!!

Been bothering me lately. How to draw snoots. Most of the characters I make have some rather noticeably long snouts, so surely the prespective goes all haywire from a front on prespective.

 Like, Ponies got somewhat short snout, so most artists just make them look oddly human from face front. But Widdershins has a far more characteristic headshape than that.

 I needs snoot helps!

Just woke up. Last dream ended with a 1950s gangster that had been mutated into a King Kong like monster being lured up to the top of a skyscraper by Sherlock Holmes, then being levitated off into space as the gangster-kaiju dramatically grasped towards the onlooking crowd below, quietly asking what its like to die.

And yes, all of that was was given logical plot relevance. And took less than an hour.

 Buck, I love dreaming!

Somebody dared throw a book away in one of the bins at work! It’s only got a damp corner! Its fine! There’s even where they left off, dogeared a third the way in! The Gall!

 Kill them most murderously!!

 Mine now! I’ll appreciate you, Booky! Even if your snide, “Young Adult Fantasy!”

So, as the two main visitors to my page share some nerdom with my self... allow me to blow your mind with some facts. Yo.

 One phrase Howard Phillips Lovecraft is known for in his work is "Non-Euclidean Geometry." What this boils down to, roughly, is a shape where the base is ever so slightly off-kilter. Lovecraft took this to mean off-putting, a bit of the Uncanny Valley, so to say.

 Thing is, when  you live on a spheroid planet... as... you know, almost everybeing everywhere in every dimension does..,. literally every structure built up off the ground is Non-Euclidean.

 Lovecraft was unintentionally saying that: "The architecture here is so much like everything else it's EERIE!!" 

 So, I'm sure you're aware of the word: Polymath.

 Breaking this down into root words to connect meaning to: We can see that Poly is the ancient latin meaning of "drawing from many sources." To whit, something akin to multitasking. Doing a lot of things.

 As we know the meaning of the word to mean "doing a lot of things well", this then leads us to the conclusion that...

 Math=Everything Good in the World.

I'm not overweight. I just have a corgi-esque  physique!

One of my plushies just escaped from my car & started rolling away. I had to chase the Inkay plushie down while loudly squeaking various “Nyoo!”s. 

 Sure glad its night & nobeing’s around.

 I might be more Fluttershy than Fluttershy.

What would be the opposite of “Raising Hell?” ... “Sinking Heaven?”

 Don’t sound too positive!

*Remaking Widdershins Character Entry*

 *Sees Title field*

Cue Maniacal, Pink Laughter.

 No! Please Widdershins! Spare us! Keep it to at least twenty titles!!

Mua! Hwa! Hwa!!!

   Shall we make a list?!!?

     I'm thinking of somewhere in between Boffo McPoot & The Devouring Pink!

You should be glad to know, I've finally caught up on everything in El Goonish Shrive!

 ...not counting what's been put up since I did.

So the family's been playin' the new Pokeymans: Let's Go Eevee. It saddens me.

 Like, I'm losing my capacity to tell pokeballs from just random rocks. It's become Throw Rocks at the Wildlife the Game.

The whole DEAL with pokemon was the battles! And the spending time with your pokemon! Not just hoarding them all, then sending them off in mass abandonment to some nameless professor for dinky items that only offer minor reward!

 You weakened wild beasts after a tense battle, coaxed them into capture they could just as easily evade if not for gained trust! Then you did things together! Had adventures! Played, petted, fought & fled!

Everything went down hill after Kalos!

 Ah'm such a Gen Sixxer! 

Y’know. Lately, strolling through Furry comics I found this & thought you’d appreciate it. (How’s that for an onimous start? But hey, we’re on the internet!) It’s titled as Customer Service Wolf.

Me am teh bunny. 

 “Wut? Nah, I can carry all these cans barehanded!”

 “Don’t worry. Most of this will be eaten before I unlock the car.”

Good news, Everybeing! Turns out I'm a Chaos Wizard!

 It's an actual thing.

Really sucks there’s no songs for male empowerment these days. Well, that aren’t egotistical, empty, bragging Party Songs.

 Just feels like i’m being told i’m not supposed to have feelings...

 ..... been having wild mood swings lately.