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  1. I'm living proof that Mind Readers don't exist. Because if you passed by me, all you'd hear is either Mindless Screaming or roughly seven or more voices all constantly talking over each other!

     Mind Reader: "Uhm… Sir? You, uh, okay and everything?..."

     Me: "Hmm? Oh? Sure! Fine & Dandy!"

     Internal Me: "EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH! They knowses! Keels dem, for they wants our pancakeses!! Wonder if I can eat a cinderblock? Eeeeaaaaaah!!"

     Mind Reader, panicked cringing: "Really? Y-you sure? Don't need any... help?"

     "Nope! Same as usual!!"

  2. This channel, especially this review; doth remind me of conversations we've had! Mr. Film Student!

     

     

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      He also did it to people outside his sphere of influence. There’s a story of him going overseas to Britain to attempt to secure a patent on something two brothers made. Since it was in Britain he had to file there. If I recall right, he didn’t get there in time and it was already patented. He was furious.

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      See? I think that's something people forget. No matter the era or place, there's always been greedy bastards. No doubt the Wheel or the Radio or some other big invention or discovery was made several dozen times. It's just the one time that it did get commercialized widely enough for the world culture to pay attention did it get written down under that one guy's name.

       Like, keep hearing about how some great big disease that wiped out thousands of people... was cured instantly when it showed up in some tiny Podunk village. Because they didn't know it was such a fuss in the rest of the world, and the rest of the world was too cut off from them to know they just needed one specific tree.

       Like, Modern America is all in a tizzy about Season Affective Disorder and Norway or whatever has dealt with it since they founded their nation. Their cure is, like, go lay in the snow until ya calm down. 

       Point is, point is. Bullies like Edison have been around. History repeats itself. Ain't nothing gonna happen that hasn't been dealt with or thought of before. It's what ya focus on.

      Like the color Blue.

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Exactly. There are always going to be people like that. But you CAN bring them down. Enough little guys can always defeat the giant.

       

  3. I-is it okay to tell somebody you've never spoken to that you really like their mane hair? Like, first thing, outta the blue?

     Because I've always felt that was a personal thing, but who doesn't like compliments, right? Unless sudden compliments from strangers is a creepy thing...

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      It’s okay to give compliments like that sure. Just say it in a welcoming manner. 

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      @Frostgage Learning to live in a new realm! Big change, yo!

    4. Frostgage

      Frostgage

      Indeed. Change is scary but can also be good

  4. Know what I love most about being a Furry? The boundless Pun-tential!

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  5. MLP is, like, more my third favorite fandom really.

     Like, Pokémon will always be my top franchise, followed by the Furry Furndom!

     Not like that lessens any of them of course. Not as obsessive as I am!

    1. PoisonClaw

      PoisonClaw

      Same, I would rank MLP as my third favorite fandom behind Pokemon and Kamen Rider.

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      @PoisonClaw 

       Somehow, I'm not surprised this crossed over.4af.thumb.jpg.e99d1902f01d237feaf2a2410fe0bb85.jpg

  6. Think everybeing should work on a list of Pokémon they'd want to actually have in real life.

     Heavy, deep, emoting Sigh.

     Because what I wouldn't give for a Hypno buddy to help me get to sleep reliably & instantly.

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    2. Libra

      Libra

      Yeah, maybe bringing pokemon over is a bad thing.

      also theres a giant cuddly bear....that is so strong it breaks its trainers spine.

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      I'd love to hang out with Beware!! I can totally see us getting in a Bear Hug competition as we try to one-up each other in hugs!

       That's what I was saying about my original statement. Like, eeeeverybeing says Hypno's all creepy for eating dreams but IMO its well worth the risk to be able to sleep on command, lol.

    4. Libra

      Libra

      Alrighty then.

  7. Gasp! That banner! Could this be!

     The day for the appreciation of the ponies known as Liar & BoomBoom?!!?

  8. Hearthstone card: Harbringer Celestia

     Flavor Text: She wanders realities, taking on many forms. One was a unicorn princess.

     Yeeeeeee! THIS REFERENCE, I LIKE!!!

  9. Anybeing else get Faceaches? 

     My face hurts. :crackle:

    1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Yes. And bone hurts too?

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Y'ever get that, Steve?! Like, you can tell its not the muscle, but deeper, yet you know its not like bone has nerves... technically.

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Yes. I get that sometimes.

      also eye spasms. I hate those.

  10. I... don't understand how to search for topics. That search bar up there doesn't seem to pull up anything. It refuses to call up anything when I KNOW I've seen topics with that phrase in the title! Heck, I searched the phrase "OC" and nothing, in this Fandom! 

     I just know there was a Furry thread!

     I wanna find somebody to make an art of my scalesona! /Pout!

    1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I know, the search engine is a joke on this website.

  11. Wait! Did they make a Series out of the Tangled movie?!!?

     That actually sounds like I'd like that better than the movie!!

    Gosh! I miss the days when Disney made their creative, adventurous spin-off series from their movies that could go hog-wild with cannon & world-building!

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    2. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      I had an avatar with the TV shows art style for a little while but

      I decided to use my current avatar because I thought it would be easier for people to recognize.

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      I recognized it! You got any pics from the show? What’s it called!?

    4. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      The first season is called "Tangled: The Series".

      The second season is called "Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure".

  12. If I may hereafter refer to you as Pynamo Dad.

     That didn't end with a question mark because I'm going to do so anyway.

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    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Thing is, when I look at the ingredients on the back of-... actually, wait, have a three-pound sack of Swedish Fish right here.

       … it's pretty much just Corn Syrup, Corn Starch & Sugar.

       It's VERY simple. Maybe not the healthiest or most complex of candy designs... there's no real explainable reason why it must be fish, Swedish or even red.... but dadgumit, it's chewy!

      Like wax in sense of simplicity, if not texture. Gimmie a mould of somesort, and likely wouldn't be the hardest candy to recreate, but I love it! Favorite candy!

       Never been too found of chocolate & them Tootie Poppies kinda trigger my neuroticing when get just SO CLOSE to that chocolatey center!

       Now Mississippi Mud Cake is just a heavenly thing, even if you ain't fond o' chocolate! Fudge is a pony of a different color!!

    3. Dynamo Pad

      Dynamo Pad

      You can say that again. I don't know why, but Swedish Fish candy is just too good to pass up. When you put it that way, I guess wax isn't all too bad. I suppose I was imagining wax as in ear wax, but the way you described makes more sense. :laugh:

      I admit that I also love starbursts, but I don't think it can compare to Swedish Fish. I always get that candy for Christmas and it's all gone within twenty to thirty minutes. :squee:

      That's understandable on the lollipop's and chocolate. I never eat them a lot in fear of getting an upset stomach. When it comes to lollipop's, it kind of hurts my teeth.

      I've never had a Mississippi Mud Cake, but they sound delicious. I'll definitely have to try that sometime.

      I also notice that your profile pic is of an anime character. I believe it's the anime, Nyaruko-San. I like anime and I haven't seen that anime, but it's an anime I've been meaning to watch.

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Well, a lot depends on finding the right candy for it too. Now&Laters are a lot like Starbursts, but they gum up your teeth mighty bad. Like, totally Lockjaw Sticky, yo!

       But that aside, because we're on a topic WAAAAY more important now!

       "Think" it's from, eh?! More like totes spot-on!!

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      Only, like, my favoritest anime ever! Love her, girl's got the emotional range of a building imploding!!

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  13. One side story I have of Widdershins, my Draconequusona, is that he’s literally Timeless.

     That at one point, he pulled a Deadpool. Time itself became an entity that he dated for a while until The Concept of Time became so annoyed by having to exist with him that Time now refuses to affect him.

     This way, every use and depiction of him happens simultaneously. So every rp he’s been in is both currently happening, but also unknown to him. 

     And also, i can say i’ve “Dated Time.” and that Widdershins is Literally Theorhetical.

  14. Huzzah. Happy Birthday to me, hit the big 3-0 today. Officially "middle-age" for a human. Three decades of attempting to pass myself off as a human. Can't say I feel much different from when I was 10.

     I try not to concern myself with age. I worries me.

     I'll have to see about if I can mooch a free pic of my personas today.

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    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      @Lord Valtasar

      None may be older than I!!

       I thought we were against aging?

      That’s you, not the me that is the you I is. But lookit dah snoooot!

      I’d say you were chibi in that... but its hard to tell distinct form with draconnequi.

      Tail supposed ta be purp tho. But we ain’t clear on that detail.

      Don’t criticize a gift!

      Well maybe if Mr. NaturalBornCritic wasn’t my author, I wouldn’t be written this way!

      Meta!!

      Meta!!

      *cue mental slapfight*

    3. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      the only pic i could find where the tail was visible it was red with that green rope thingy at the end, oh well.. 

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      @Lord Valtasar

       Well, I am being intentionally vague with certain key details with Widdershins. As I've said, I love seeing new interpretations from different sources. A new art style can draw out so much of a different spirit of a character!

      … Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get my office chair back from Widdershins. He keeps scuffing the tile.

  15. Was just looking up Castform & I gotta say, real pity we never went back to the Thick Fog weather we had back in Generation Four, Sinnoh.

     And since we’re going to England next, it’s quite the MUST!

    1. Odyssey

      Odyssey

      I suppose it's kind of a shame, yeah. But between my irrational hatred for thick fog weather, and Castform being possibly my actual least favourite mon ever, I say GOOD RIDDANCE YA BLOODY WANKERS :lostit:

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      But it cute cloud tho! Sure it... like, only has seven moves. So its pretty much unuseable but.... weather is ambience! Setting! S’like cool! 

      Need to blog out my pokemon lists sometime. I ain’t usually hatey on pokemon designs... until they get real personal.

  16. I don't mean to shock you, but I ain't much a fan of Fireworks or Explosions.

     No matter how long the show goes on, I figure one firework kind of looks like the rest of them.

     Now, what explodes during the explosions, that's where the fun comes in, I say!

  17. Can somebeing please explain to me what a D&D Bard class is & does?

    … again? Didn't pay attention the first time it was explained.

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    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      @Independence-Day-Brony

       There's editions?!!?

       Well, surely an entire class & role doesn't change that much! I figure they play music to buff the party as a sort of support class, eh? There a sorta lore, history and feel to the class that gives it its own sorta theme? Like sure, shamans in Warcraft do different things, but regardless of the medium, shamans kind of always fill the same role, right? If ya get me?

    3. Brony Number 42

      Brony Number 42

      There are 5 editions of D&D. Actually 6, but it is labeled as 5.

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Yeah, but a role surely can’t change that much, right?

       Think I heard something about music being a class of spellcasting of its own? But that raises quite a few questions...

  18. Do feel better now that my hair has gone past shoulder length. I don’t intend on cutting it down.

     Feel more attractive, calmer.

     Helps that it serves as blinders so I don’t keep flinching past at what I think I saw.

     Think I catch alotta eyes. Especially since I’m now at Floof Waterfall.

    1. TheRockARooster
    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Oh, Hai @TheRockADragon! I suppose you know this means I have to worship you now!

       ...My whole dragon fascination of course.

  19. Just rewatched It's About Time again. Moral is, I guess, "Now I'm only going to address problems as they come."

     The Future is an uncontrollable hope. A back-up plan, not something you have to force into submission so you can avoid complications. The Past is, in turn, something already gone, set where its best to forget.

     Your memories wouldn't want you to stagnate, lock yourself away in what you would wish to be perfect. 

     Best to keep with the ever-present Now. Not lock up on what negatives have happened before or what might not in the time after. 

     I'm only going to address problems as they come.

    1. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      ...Which is not to say, don't do stupid things! You eat your bodyweight in ice cream like Spike did, yeh, avoidable consequences!

    2. Duality

      Duality

      "Don't worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." - literally Jesus. It can be a hard moral to take to heart, but it's certainly a well-attested one. :P

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Ah, I oft have heard of the wise teachings of Literal Jesus!

  20. So in a recent episode Rarity mentioned anti-frizz for hair. That a thing? Cause I desperately need it. I am just ALL frizz!

    1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I assume so.

      you could try WD-40. It works on tree sap.

    2. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      shampoo can be specialized for that, i don't know of any anti-frizz on it's own, for dry hair though

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Hmm, that's why its usually specialty condition or whathaveyou.

        ...Y'all know "Shampoo" basically translates to "Fake Sh*t?" Yet you humans still buy it? Unreal.

  21. Waaait… Fennekin doesn't evolve into Ninetales!!

     Ninetales was so my favorite fire type! Who doesn't wanna play in that floofy, flowy nest of awesome tails!

     

     Though Salazzle far outpaced in sheer awesomeness as a fire type.

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    2. Libra

      Libra

      Life can be like that sometimes, but as long as you have friends, it's all good.^^

      And i'm glad you are doing okay!

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Can't say I remember too much of you, but you are fox themed often, so that's a bonus!

      Foxes do seem a bit overused, but they are super cute & dog-ish so they are a close second in my book!

       

        ...wait, are foxes canid or feline? Can't ever remember that.

    4. Libra

      Libra

      Yeah, foxes can definetly be seen a lot depending on where you look.

      As for that question, theres a joke aboht that but i cant remember it.

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     It ain't nothin'.  And with this toffee fondue I'll soon be gluegunnin'.

      Don't you lie... because I'm MARVELOUS!

    She can't reada mah DERPFACE!

     *Imma gonna derp over there now!*

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    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      @Stone Cold Steve Tuna

       “ Ah dun warned him tah stop usin’ pastry fer currency!”

    3. Altastrofae

      Altastrofae

      That's one Hell of a Pokerface

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

       "I think she's got a bad hand."

         "Nah, that's just how she always looks."

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     (Image found on GoggleImageSearch. I take all Credit. This picture is now mine & there isn't a thing you, your loved ones or any force you believe in that will do any good in wresting it from my greedy, clammy claws. I own it now. I have reshaped the pixels into microscopic images of my Self. Whatever it once was, it is now solely mine & defined by my possession of it. All it once was is moot, trite & piffle. This image is mine and you will spend the rest of your days writhing in jealous agony how you could never own a picture of a teapot as close to your entity as I do. Good luck with that, Puny Mortal.)

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      But what if I own the color? Like I have a patent on it? Color, that is.

    3. Duality

      Duality

      @Stone Cold Steve Tuna

      Cadbury owns the shade of purple in its logo, so you're not far off there.

      @Widdershins

      I would like to note that there are laws against patenting mathematical theorems, so my favoured form of entertainment is safe from your clutches. :P

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Oh, you might use it. But only in knowing that, truly, this is a teapot of only MY caliber!

  24. So, this Saturday... …… I turn Thirty. Which'd be middle-aged if I wasn't totally an immortal spirit!

    I'd like to do something special. Wish I could find some way to get some decent pictures of my personas!

    1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I have to think of something special for your birthday 

    2. Duality

      Duality

      I too have many gift ideas to consider. :dash:

  25. I don’t consider myself overly critical of a critic, but... if there had been only one thing I would wish removed from the pokemon franchise, it’d be the “Ultra Beasts.”

     They are wholesale, without exception, ugly, pointless & most damaging of all... cannon-breaking.

     By merit of games’ context, they are not pokemon.

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