Widdershins

I feel the urge to write a review of the new Pokémon Sword & Shield. I feel they did everything right with the story and provided the best villain yet!

 This ain't even a spoiler, yo! Chairman Rose is the best type of villain there is! SMUG!!! I defy any of you, the moment he saunters on your screen to not look at him and think "Yes. This man is going to screw something up royally and force me to fix it." Truly, truly the most evil force to be had in the Pokémon world... Big Business!!! 

This is just great.

Well, there's only 7 days left 'til Christmas, what are you guys gonna be doin this Christmas?  As for me, I'm gonna be goin over to my Uncles place and I'm gonna be watching some movies with my cousins X3 MIGHT watch some Guardians Of The Galaxy (I haven't seen ANY of those movies and my Uncle insists that I should go and watch it)  / Pacific Rim / Godzilla King Of The Monsters (we had a chat about Godzilla on my Birthday and insisted I should watch AT LEAST one of these movies.) X3 / John Wick or some other movie that's came out this year  As for what I'll be getting this Christmas, ohh...I'll just be getting some money from my parents / relatives  Most of the stuff I want wont be coming out 'til next year. This is gonna be fun. I love having these 'get-togethers' with my family, catching up on some things. Oh yeah, I've got A LOT to talk about maybe I should tell my parents to get some Christmas poppers, party sparklers or something :3

I am a simple being. I only require simple things to be happy.

That’s Sheriff CyborgZombieDinoSamurai to you, buddy! 

WHEEE-OOH! WELCOME TO UNCA WIDD'S PANIPORIUM!

  Where we can cut you a great deal on Existential Dread! Why! I was just saying the other day to my utter lack of friends how much overpowering fear can really drive a person to action! AND its easy to get! Come on down to freak out like all get out! Purchase yourself a whole new barrel o' fear while its goin' cheap! Just throw some, any cash at me because having to interact with you causes me just SCADS of anxiety!!

 Come on down!! And remember!!! There's always room for PANIC!!!!!

WHEEE-OOH! WELCOME TO UNCA WIDD'S PANIPORIUM!

  Where we can cut you a great deal on Existential Dread! Why! I was just saying the other day to my utter lack of friends how much overpowering fear can really drive a person to action! AND its easy to get! Come on down to freak out like all get out! Purchase yourself a whole new barrel o' fear while its goin' cheap! Just throw some, any cash at me because having to interact with you causes me just SCADS of anxiety!!

 Come on down!! And remember!!! There's always room for PANIC!!!!!

Look, I wanna get this off my proverbial chest.

 We finally have a pure Flying-type pokemon now! Up until now, the unspoken logic was "Well, birds are common animals so their 'Normal', and after all, they're not technically flying all the time, so..." Like, sure, PURE flying would have to never touch ground, like a cloud or elemental or something!

  ...and we get Corvisquire. It's just a blue jay. A common bird. As if we didn't need to see Normal/Flying be the most common dual typing in existence. It's as if the Pokémon design company is finally takign the gall and admitting they didn't need to... and they're basically just been #$%(#ing with us this entire time.

 Sigh... eight generations, a quarter century, nearly a thousand pokemon now... and this is what they do with their hidden Ace up their sleeve...

Do you guys know mimics? The fantasy creature that transforms into objects to lure in prey?

I really like them, and I REALLY like the idea of tiny mimics.

You're walking through a dungeon, you see a sparkle on the floor. It's a ruby! You walk over and pick it up... CHOMP!

The jewel has sprouted teeth and has bitten you on the finger! XDD

Look, I wanna get this off my proverbial chest.

 We finally have a pure Flying-type pokemon now! Up until now, the unspoken logic was "Well, birds are common animals so their 'Normal', and after all, they're not technically flying all the time, so..." Like, sure, PURE flying would have to never touch ground, like a cloud or elemental or something!

  ...and we get Corvisquire. It's just a blue jay. A common bird. As if we didn't need to see Normal/Flying be the most common dual typing in existence. It's as if the Pokémon design company is finally takign the gall and admitting they didn't need to... and they're basically just been #$%(#ing with us this entire time.

 Sigh... eight generations, a quarter century, nearly a thousand pokemon now... and this is what they do with their hidden Ace up their sleeve...

Have you seen the new Gabby ponimoticon?!!? Squee! 

 Griffon hugs are best! So soft n' cute! Best BirdyBab!

 Birds are cute! We need moar bird characters!

It comes... 

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The pizza, I mean.

It comes... 

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The pizza, I mean.

WHEEE-OOH! WELCOME TO UNCA WIDD'S PANIPORIUM!

  Where we can cut you a great deal on Existential Dread! Why! I was just saying the other day to my utter lack of friends how much overpowering fear can really drive a person to action! AND its easy to get! Come on down to freak out like all get out! Purchase yourself a whole new barrel o' fear while its goin' cheap! Just throw some, any cash at me because having to interact with you causes me just SCADS of anxiety!!

 Come on down!! And remember!!! There's always room for PANIC!!!!!

Hey look! A deflated Rarity!

This procedurally generated planet has multicellular life on the surface. It also has a sad future.

The reason is this little speck here. That speck is a red supergiant, UY Scuti.

Located less than 20 light years from this planet, UY Scuti is due to explode as a supernova within the next few million years. If this planet was real, this explosion combined with the small distance would cause a mass extinction event, if not the complete destruction of the planet.

UY Scuti rising over a hurricane on one of its planets. This planet orbits at a distance of approximately 130 AU. For reference, Neptune orbits the sun at an average distance of 30 AU. The average temperature on this planet is 145 C.

The center of the Milky Way. The supermassive black hole, Sagittarius A*, is the especially luminous object in the center of the frame.  

Well, it's taken me a couple of weeks, but I've FINALLY beat Pokemon Shield ^^ 

Unlike most of the people who bull-dozed through the game, I took my time and I soaked up the atmosphere. I spent the majority of my time grinding in the wild area and I had a REALLY fun time doing so.  If there's ONE thing I DIDN'T like about Pokemon Sword and Shield, it's how egotistical / delusional everyone is. Yeah, they REALLY need to cut down on that with the next pokemon game.  Well, at least I made Bede suffer and I smacked some sense into Hop, Marnie / Team Yell and Leon by beating them on the world stage. Heh...serves them right. ‘Unbeatable Champion’ my A$$!!! Also, I like how the title-screen shows ALL the pokemon you used to beat the champion.  Perfect!!!

This is the team I used to beat the game: 

Lv. 100 Dragapult

Lv. 88 Inteleon 

Lv. 88 Corviknight

Lv. 88 Boltund

Lv. 88 Centiskorch 

Lv. 88 Rapidash

...and my Lv. 88 Grimmsnarl 

So what are your thoughts on pokemon sword and shield? @Widdershins, @Photon Jet, @Dynamo Pad, @DivineCheer1000 and any-pony else who has played it :3

WTF is this!? X'D Okay, I've heard some REALLY bad Schwarzenegger impressions in my time but this one takes the cake  OMG, I've got tears in my eyes. This is TOO MUCH!!! I CANT BREATHE...

The center of the Milky Way. The supermassive black hole, Sagittarius A*, is the especially luminous object in the center of the frame.  

OMG, so sleepy today...

It's only now that it's happened. As big as a pokemon fan I am, I've never had that moment where I wished this one species of pokemon was real. Given my favorites are an anthro fox with pyrokinesis and a murderous god-mutant... think most realities are fine without. 

 But I have fallen in absolute love with the Galarian Fossil Pokémon! They are MY kind of cute!

 I balk at talk of them being against the rules of nature! Those fiddly, diddly widdle heads with happy lil' beaks! Those chunky bodies! Happy, smiling beaks filled with razor sharp teeth of friendliness! 

 They are my innocent, precious, mutant children!

 DO expect incoming screenshots of my squawky children!

There we are! My darling pokemon children lined up for a family photo with their big, goofy grins!

 From right to left! It’s Wibble, Dangle & Clive! (Yesh, I know they sound like 90s video game minions!)

You are severely lacking in Pink.

   Let's fix that.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

A constructive existence proof!

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Two symmetries and a constructive existence proof!

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Three trichotomies, two symmetries, and a constructive existence proof!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Four Kepler-Poinsots, three trichotomies, two symmetries, and a constructive existence proof!

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Five Platonic solids, four Kepler-Poinsots, three trichotomies, two symmetries, and a constructive existence proof!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Six perfect numbers, five Platonic solids, four Kepler-Poinsots, three trichotomies, two symmetries, and a constructive existence proof!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Seven logic gates, six perfect numbers, five Platonic solids, four Kepler-Poinsots, three trichotomies, two symmetries, and a constructive existence proof!

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Eight octonions, seven logic gates, six perfect numbers, five Platonic solids, four Kepler-Poinsots, three trichotomies, two symmetries, and a constructive existence proof!

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Nine axioms, eight octonions, seven logic gates, six perfect numbers, five Platonic solids, four Kepler-Poinsots, three trichotomies, two symmetries, and a constructive existence proof!

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Ten radices, nine axioms, eight octonions, seven logic gates, six perfect numbers, five Platonic solids, four Kepler-Poinsots, three trichotomies, two symmetries, and a constructive existence proof!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Eleven M-dimensions, ten radices, nine axioms, eight octonions, seven logic gates, six perfect numbers, five Platonic solids, four Kepler-Poinsots, three trichotomies, two symmetries, and a constructive existence proof!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Twelve kissing numbers, eleven M-dimensions, ten radices, nine axioms, eight octonions, seven logic gates, six perfect numbers, five Platonic solids, four Kepler-Poinsots, three trichotomies, two symmetries, and a constructive existence proof!

Question 1 (10 marks): Generalise to the nth day of Christmas.

Question 2 (15 marks): Determine net cost to the true love for supplied gifts as a function of n, using averaged market values.

Question 3 (5 marks): Generate a constructive proof for the existence of your true love.

Here, have some cute pics of Galarian Ponyta / Rapidash