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Two things I wanted tah bring up to you, Solly!
Point One!
Your best bet on how to make Dunsparce the Best Ever! Because I WILL make Dunsparce a force to be reckoned!

Point Two!
Like, Mat Block might be the most useless move ever! Can you think of anything for it?
Because its the signature move of Greninja (and also Sawk, who notrainer even remembers.) which is odd because it:
Blocks a move, but only if it moves first, on the first turn, and the move its blocking isn't a status move. ...and I can only think that'd be useful for those competitive-bred pokemon fighters designed to, like, Bullet Punch KO strike right off the bat. So, like.... so situational that its even worse a spot for a move then just wasting a turn with Splash!
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Oh! And also! Wanna shiny Pancham? It's red! Got me the Shiny Charm for completing the pokedex in Alola so I'm racking in some unexpected windfalls in shiny pokemon now! Got a shiny Snorunt! Deciding which I should evolve it into... because neither choice really shows the shiny coat too well.
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What do you call a music player device in Equestria?
A Ponygraph!
Teehee!
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A part of me wants to play Widdershins as a Bard in something rather D&Dish.
A bard with the inexplicable talent to speak every language, regardless of the monster. Proud of his songcraft... but oblivious to the fact that he's completely tone-deaf. Maybe he comes from a long line of famous sorcerers and only ever wanted to be a creative soul! Some vauge, undefined creativity, as he (and I!) doesn't really know what a bard is. Maybe he played around with one of his Pappy's spells and fried his brain a fair bit!
"So your party is attacked by a raging T-"
Widdershins: "LET'S SEDUCE IT!!"
"...it's a Tar Beast. Sentient, boiling tar."
"Yeah, and?"
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"Pokémon fans are upset with the new Sword & Shield games because not all pokemon are able to be ported in via an App."
… Well, maybe... You don't. Always get. What you want. But. If you try sometimes. You might just get what you need.
Gosh, it's almost as if its not a company's job to appeal to every tiny request every customer of millions thinks they want. Not every video game allows you access to every piece of data that has ever happened in every version of its prior versions. In fact, almost every pokemon game has not had access to certain pokemon species; there's been species that haven't shown up since their debut generation... but still had the "capacity" to be played in that game.
Pokémon has always been about making due with what you experience in this new world. You have fun with what you're given.
There once was a time where you just shut up & took what you were given. You had your own experience & did what you could with what you did get, but you accepted you couldn't control what others did or what the product you got was.
Not just constantly whine like it bends the world to your whims.
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@Kyoshi Eh, that's outdated 90s marketing.
I'm sure nobeing wants to take care for 850 individual monster species.
Pokémon is about story & making friends. Not collecting sentient creatures for a sense of achievement. Mastery does not mean simply having a lot. A point I think they even covered in the Anime!
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Got my blood drawn the other day... was super scary...
I got so much to do, so much I need to have go right...
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The other night, I went behind my workplace chicken hut into the back alley and chased after a super pretty glowbug. I got dizzy and had to wobble in circles for a minute.
It's a good thing nohuman was there to see me. I tend to get mocked for my excessive, knee-jerk cuteness.
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Pony videos make me happy.
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Would like to ask if these are, indeed, actual mathematical theorems.
Seems unlikely to create two spheres of equal dimension to the original sphere. Sounds like a great way to get business out of infinite produce!
Also that Hairy Ball theory... would love to hear what the mathematical definition of brushie-brushies are!
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Oh, no; they're all quite real. The one sphere to two spheres thing involves decomposing the original sphere into an infinite number of sets of points and procedurally recombining them into two duplicate spheres of the same volume. This is an elaborated result of the counterintuitive fact that the number of points in one sphere is the same as the number of points in two spheres - aleph-nough (a particular size of infinity).
The hairy ball theorem, on the the other hand, is a rather abstract result that says that if a surface topologically equivalent to a sphere is covered with a continuous field of horizontal vectors, there must be at least one vortex formation. This can be roughly simplified to the idea that if you have a sphere or similar shape with hair covering its surface, you can't comb it all flat without at least one cowlick, and also ties into the fact that the wind patterns across the Earth have to include at least one spiral formation/hurricane. Maths has bizarre generalisations.

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@Stone Cold Steve Tuna What? That's how I tend to respond to most things!
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Wait, nearly forgot that I already have a Hippogryph OC! Well, "Reverse Hippogriff."
Of course, made that long before the movie's cannon change so... how well his being genetically of the species compares to there being a pre-established magical race... worries me on a creative level.
Also, likely one of the more tear-jerker of a backstory to my characters I've yet come up with.
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As a word of warning: Don’t eat at fried chicken huts.
Like if you see the workers wearing masks because sometimes there’s so much smoke it chokes out even the dining area,
Sometimes we just can’t do anything about the clouds of bugs that get in.
Just so much chicken...
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How I see you as:
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Wait! Have I posted this to you already?! Sometimes I confuse actions taken with things I've only thought about doing.
Small difference, I should say.
What!! No one else is allowed to be pink! Everybeing knows the law! Once you do a thing, you become the only thing ever to have done that thing! Flawgic!... I mean Logic!
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I think it was actually someone else, although I'm by no means certain. As for doing things and being the only one to have ever done that thing, that's technically true, but mostly in terms of the precise sequence of events leading up to the specific thing that was done being different. Probably has something to do with quantum indeterminacy and the identity of indiscernibles, come to think of it...
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*Lip Tremble* OMP! Totally new favorite episode in Surf and/or Turf!!!
...I'll say it. It's an analogic to being Identity Confused, whether Gender or other important life decisions. It's an absolute godsend to hear if y-you've ever... s-spent a great deal mired in your own dysphoria. ...L-like I have.
Also, likely the best song I've yet heard in MLP! (Very likely themed the episode around it, it was so onspot in tone & lyrics!!)
….Aaaaaaaaaaaaand! I SO LOVE THE HIPPOGRYPHS NOW!!!
They're such an emotional & expressive species! In contrast to those calm, New-Wavey Seaponies that stayed behind in their new aquatic lives.
THEY HAVE SCREECHING CONTESTS!!! FESTIVALS E'RYDAY!!!
EeEeeaaawk! Reeeaah! OtherHappyExcitedScreechyNoises!!!
Best species! Must get to work on yet another OC! Griffsona! Eeeawk!!
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Noticing a distinct lack of new Ice types being released, Pokemon Company. Ya better get on that.
Wouldn’t want tah find some way of demolishing your headquarters using only pancakes.
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Got two tiny, palm-sized kittens sleeping on my chest & purring away.
Kinda want to see this happen to Widdershins too!
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Just sitting on my bed with my tiny kitty...
...who’s so curious how a face works, that she’s shoving her little cat snoot as far into my nostril as she can.
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I like this Galar. I must stay. There is much Fluff to be had here.


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I'm sorry. But I have to bring this up.
Sonia is Best Girl!
Dreamy Sigh.
Just lookit tha fluffy hair! That bright, intelligent look in the eyes! Her sassy stance! Like, who doesn't who decorates themselves with little hearts? She helps her professor grandmother, knows her way around a library & research!~
… I bet she's crazy! Most redheads are! I should know! I am one!
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