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Do you live in a nuclear family, or an extended one?
Widdershins replied to Jack Durango's topic in General Discussion
If by that, you mean "Tendency for us to all explode at random, inconvenient times and dangerously toxic to the point of endangering the health & sanity of all those we come in contact with." Then, Yes. I do come from a Nuclear Family. ...The joke had to be made. If I recall right, think they made a villain team of very traditional 50s family where each member had the powers of the effects of nuclear radiation! The Nuclear Family!- 35 replies
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Try to post a cuter picture of celestia than the user above you
Widdershins replied to Kion's topic in Forum Games
One could argue this ain't much different from her fanclub, buuuut~ I ain't gon' argue! Though that brings up a valid question. Cute? Or... Just Best Ever? -
...So today, we are graced by the shining light of Her of Mane & Wings of Most Fluff & Goofily Gigantic Horn? How very lovely & apt! I had just recently watched the first actual Celestia episode! And about time!
Truly, cause for celebration! I must have Celestial Tea with as many as I can make time for, and shine her lovely shining smile upon other users!
Oh, and use up my supply of Best Horse pictures too!
Theriously. Ask me anything about Celestia!
(She did say she didn't want us calling her Princess anymore!)
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Was pretty sure there was a new playable race in Warcraft.
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Squirrel.
Can't you just imagine being a squirrel and using this, like, five foot fishing pole to fish up fish twice your size?!!? Or being a Squirrel Rogue and having to leap four feet straight up to backstab your enemies?!!?
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Been working on a Mare-sona too! That is, a female pony indirectly related to my personality/interests. Whiiich would make her, like, the sixth " 'Sona" in MLP, buuut…
Time Corona! Time-based TimeHorse! Just need to figure out how to design a mane to cowlick out like the hands of a clock!!!
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Wait, did they do another Zephyr Breeze episode?!!? Because he's technically my Spirit Pony! (It's like a Spirit Animal, but clearly, Ponies are not animals.)
He's the kind of stallion you want to scream into his face to shut the buck up, except you know that would only encourage him.
He's the kind of stallion who can *pronounce asterisks.*
He's got my same overemotional way of speaking & annoyingly irrepressible way of rambling that gives a hint of being only somewhat aware of others. Same excuses for quitting jobs and his fear of failure. He even has my FAAABULOUS HAIR!
*Hairtoss*
He's just PERFECT to ship with Rainbow Dash! The kind of guy that can't take a hint is great for a mare with such a ballooned ego!
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...Did the Main Six & Starlight rob a casino's bank?
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I've always preferred a Cloudy, Overcast day! There's a bit of a calm, romantic air to it!
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@Catpone Cerberus You're right! I am Overly Long & Complicated! Widdershins waves his scarf-like, arm-length ears into the air; continuing to use them to gesture wildly and most likely intentionally taunting the cathorse with the waggling motion the latter had priorly mentioned. A pretty apt observation, you! Hum-Hah. You're mispronouncing that, you know. Widdershins mulls out loud, laying on his back as if cloud gazing and having a deep, philosophical discussion with a lifelong friend. It's "Dakonnaguess." * And we, as a species, at least along conventual terminology of that term, simply become. Some of us chose to become what we are & some of us were one all along. One theory states that we're all born in a side-pocket-dimension! But point is! We are, for lack of a more succinct term: Living Concepts! Short of the Long of it is, we come from alotta places! Course. I... haven't actually met too many of my own kind, often. … Maybe I ain't supposed to share this with mortals, buuuut… Word is that Equestria is a breeding ground for Draconehwhee! We do fit a loose definition after all. Most of us look a lot more normal**. Think there's at least two of us here that are just regular ponies that don't even know their draconequee. Buuuuuuuut~ If I can trade you right back a query of my own... So what was it, your Father a cat and ya Mother the pony? Like, Biological, Yo? * Author's Note: Widdershins is incapable of pronouncing his own species name. Considering the amount of tongues he's collected inside his head, he has a rather wide range of vocal mastery despite his malfunctioning mouth. Clearly, he's mispronouncing on purpose. ** Well, Normal-In-Context anyway. … Stop that. You're not allowed to provide clarifying structure to what was previously written. But i'm also you! By merit of being aware of being a written character! I'm putting a stop to this fourth wall breaking before it detracts further from our entry into the rp thread. OH! IS THE GREAT EDITOR GOING TO BLESS US WITH HIS S-
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Th-that is... such a cute Maud! …………….. I'm sorry. I'm blinded by the Maud! I applaud your taste in Pone!
… Ooh! Ooh! Lemme see If I got one for yah!
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Two things I wanted tah bring up to you, Solly!
Point One!
Your best bet on how to make Dunsparce the Best Ever! Because I WILL make Dunsparce a force to be reckoned!
Point Two!
Like, Mat Block might be the most useless move ever! Can you think of anything for it?
Because its the signature move of Greninja (and also Sawk, who notrainer even remembers.) which is odd because it:
Blocks a move, but only if it moves first, on the first turn, and the move its blocking isn't a status move. ...and I can only think that'd be useful for those competitive-bred pokemon fighters designed to, like, Bullet Punch KO strike right off the bat. So, like.... so situational that its even worse a spot for a move then just wasting a turn with Splash!
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Oh! And also! Wanna shiny Pancham? It's red! Got me the Shiny Charm for completing the pokedex in Alola so I'm racking in some unexpected windfalls in shiny pokemon now! Got a shiny Snorunt! Deciding which I should evolve it into... because neither choice really shows the shiny coat too well.
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What do you call a music player device in Equestria?
A Ponygraph!
Teehee!
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A part of me wants to play Widdershins as a Bard in something rather D&Dish.
A bard with the inexplicable talent to speak every language, regardless of the monster. Proud of his songcraft... but oblivious to the fact that he's completely tone-deaf. Maybe he comes from a long line of famous sorcerers and only ever wanted to be a creative soul! Some vauge, undefined creativity, as he (and I!) doesn't really know what a bard is. Maybe he played around with one of his Pappy's spells and fried his brain a fair bit!
"So your party is attacked by a raging T-"
Widdershins: "LET'S SEDUCE IT!!"
"...it's a Tar Beast. Sentient, boiling tar."
"Yeah, and?"
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"Pokémon fans are upset with the new Sword & Shield games because not all pokemon are able to be ported in via an App."
… Well, maybe... You don't. Always get. What you want. But. If you try sometimes. You might just get what you need.
Gosh, it's almost as if its not a company's job to appeal to every tiny request every customer of millions thinks they want. Not every video game allows you access to every piece of data that has ever happened in every version of its prior versions. In fact, almost every pokemon game has not had access to certain pokemon species; there's been species that haven't shown up since their debut generation... but still had the "capacity" to be played in that game.
Pokémon has always been about making due with what you experience in this new world. You have fun with what you're given.
There once was a time where you just shut up & took what you were given. You had your own experience & did what you could with what you did get, but you accepted you couldn't control what others did or what the product you got was.
Not just constantly whine like it bends the world to your whims.
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@Kyoshi Eh, that's outdated 90s marketing.
I'm sure nobeing wants to take care for 850 individual monster species.
Pokémon is about story & making friends. Not collecting sentient creatures for a sense of achievement. Mastery does not mean simply having a lot. A point I think they even covered in the Anime!
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Got my blood drawn the other day... was super scary...
I got so much to do, so much I need to have go right...
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The other night, I went behind my workplace chicken hut into the back alley and chased after a super pretty glowbug. I got dizzy and had to wobble in circles for a minute.
It's a good thing nohuman was there to see me. I tend to get mocked for my excessive, knee-jerk cuteness.
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you have a chicken in your workplace ?!
Oh, no, no. A Chicken Hut is a building & business made entirely out of dead chicken bodies. ….that also serves fried chicken.
Sorry to have alarmed you.
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Pony videos make me happy.
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Would like to ask if these are, indeed, actual mathematical theorems.
Seems unlikely to create two spheres of equal dimension to the original sphere. Sounds like a great way to get business out of infinite produce!
Also that Hairy Ball theory... would love to hear what the mathematical definition of brushie-brushies are!
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Oh, no; they're all quite real. The one sphere to two spheres thing involves decomposing the original sphere into an infinite number of sets of points and procedurally recombining them into two duplicate spheres of the same volume. This is an elaborated result of the counterintuitive fact that the number of points in one sphere is the same as the number of points in two spheres - aleph-nough (a particular size of infinity).
The hairy ball theorem, on the the other hand, is a rather abstract result that says that if a surface topologically equivalent to a sphere is covered with a continuous field of horizontal vectors, there must be at least one vortex formation. This can be roughly simplified to the idea that if you have a sphere or similar shape with hair covering its surface, you can't comb it all flat without at least one cowlick, and also ties into the fact that the wind patterns across the Earth have to include at least one spiral formation/hurricane. Maths has bizarre generalisations.
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Do love my Happygraffs!
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@Stone Cold Steve Tuna What? That's how I tend to respond to most things!
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Wait, nearly forgot that I already have a Hippogryph OC! Well, "Reverse Hippogriff."
Of course, made that long before the movie's cannon change so... how well his being genetically of the species compares to there being a pre-established magical race... worries me on a creative level.
Also, likely one of the more tear-jerker of a backstory to my characters I've yet come up with.
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As a word of warning: Don’t eat at fried chicken huts.
Like if you see the workers wearing masks because sometimes there’s so much smoke it chokes out even the dining area,
Sometimes we just can’t do anything about the clouds of bugs that get in.
Just so much chicken...
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@Dji "Fine" Kaltrop begins as he flexes his wings out with an audible sound into the position dragons tend to use when they think they're being subtle about showing off. "If you would kindly be specific about where home is." Then drooping his wings after a pause, as he blushes a bit to add one one last addendum. "...and... uh, if you can figure out a way to, uh, get on me that isn't awkward...I don't exactly do this for just anypo-... anyone."
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The Avatar Above You Grants You A Wish, What Do You Ask For?
Widdershins replied to Duality's topic in Forum Games
@Duality I only have the powers to summon pancakes from nothing. Not some supposed "magical syrup powers!" Don't be ridiculous! -
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Wait! Have I posted this to you already?! Sometimes I confuse actions taken with things I've only thought about doing.
Small difference, I should say.
What!! No one else is allowed to be pink! Everybeing knows the law! Once you do a thing, you become the only thing ever to have done that thing! Flawgic!... I mean Logic!
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I think it was actually someone else, although I'm by no means certain. As for doing things and being the only one to have ever done that thing, that's technically true, but mostly in terms of the precise sequence of events leading up to the specific thing that was done being different. Probably has something to do with quantum indeterminacy and the identity of indiscernibles, come to think of it...
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Ask a Nerd. Or Ask a Puddle of Water. I'm Not Picky.
Widdershins replied to Duality's topic in Ask a Pony
@Duality Oh! Before I forget again! I wanted to ask! If you knew any Smol Books! I keep running into the issue of not being within arm's reach of a book at every moment of the day. Like, work slogs slow sometimes of course & reading does make me feel notably better. But, natch, one cannot carry a book into all situations and not risk aforesaid tome to not get stained or otherwise besmirched. I do, however, tend to wear some nifty cargo pants! With some handy-dandy durable pockets that are about, oh roughly six inch by sick inch square. An odd shape, to be sure, but... You know any small books, oft referred to as "Pocketbooks" that I may carry about on my person that fit aforesaid size of a human palm? Sadly, this means I cannot choose topic since I am favoring portability. But that hardly detracts from the joys of reading!- 507 replies
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The Avatar Above You Grants You A Wish, What Do You Ask For?
Widdershins replied to Duality's topic in Forum Games
I would wish to not Drown.~ Heh, heh, heh! Me am teh Smurt!
Fluff Queen is best horse.
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