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Sigh. It's not that I have anything against cockroaches... Just rather depressing knowing that I'm sharing a room with one.
Don't want to hurt the little bugger.
Who knows, maybe it'll be like them old fables and it'll come back to thank me for sparing its life as a beautiful cockroach lady.
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@Catpone Cerberus Slumped down where he laid, pulled out from the now vanished point he had originated from, like a pile of Pool Noodle; Widdershins baffles at the inherent comparison. What? Discord again? Everybeing acts like he's the sole representative of this species! Like it was made up on the spot solely for him to star in! I'll have you know none of that's "original" body. Toootally fabricated his whole being from scratch! Most unorthodox! ...then again, I don't know what that word means. Butt. Regardless! You're one to talk! Head swaying from side to side as he had talked, mouth somehow never opening despite the breathless speed the wiirm babbled on in, Widders unfolded his long right ear out from under his head which, in turn, laid pinned under the rest of its coils. Placing his soft ear made entirely out of dense hair right on Cerberus face, entirely without asking. What's YOUR character made of? @Dji Despite not moving from where his muzzle lay, Kaltrop lets out a grumpy harrumph. "Well, you jumped on me and grabbed me first. ...you gonna get down n-... want my help getting off here? ...or would you rather try pinning me with your little horsey legs again? … N-not that I care anything about your legs, or anything."
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K'iel assafar narak! T'chaggn fuhtarrgun abanar. H'khan grryth hggartrn bottern geeagn. K'reegan abdanr k'iel b'tragh! H'bbn th'r'ahg affen treeag...
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…*Ahem* Sorry, you caught me practicing my Demonic.
I'm sorry to say, I fill a few gaps in with Old One Dialects.
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Two bags of dipping sauce.
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My Sis picked up some three little kittens off the side of the road. Having trouble finding a home for them.
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What would dinosaur meat have tasted like?
Widdershins replied to heavens-champion's topic in General Discussion
*...wheels in, leaning smugly on an office chair* Teeeeechnically! That depends entirely on species! You shouldn't say that a Bronto or a Stego is ANYTHING like a raptor or rex! As Jeric's video pointed out, predator species & herbavoric species live entirely different lives with different diets. Even somewhat related species taste worlds different! Take it from somebeing who's nommed most everything with muscle fiber! You couldn't mistake turkey or duck for Chicken in a moment! The ONLY REASON we have the "Tastes Like Chicken" meme, is that chicken is extremely bland & flavorless and pretty much just tastes like base meat. While I can't say I've had reptile, I HAVE eaten Frog! Which oddly enough, tastes more like Fish. Turtle is almost never served as actual slabs of meat, from what I can tell, and is famous for being soup. Therefore, I can surmise that turtle has this rather bitter, if not sour, taste to it. Something that is almost always buried in mud or saltwater, will likely take some of that essence in. Does so with frogs, I say! What I have always theorized, if you want good meat, eat the Meat-Eaters. A diet of meat, makes the meateater's meat a meatier meat! A lifetime of chasing down prey likely makes the meat tougher & stronger, that more steak-like texture, as opposed to an slower paced life of an herbivore. Its what they say, you can taste when the meat you've been served has led its entire life in a pen. Buy Free-Range! ...Oh! ALSO!! TEEEEEEEEECHNICALLY SPEAKING!... We have eaten the flesh of extinct species. That whole bit about explorers finding a mammoth frozen solid, but no way to cart all of it back before it rots? So they kind of have to eat mammoth meat? We HAVE seen fossils with impressions of tissue material on occasion. While cloning a full animal might be out of question, cloning a slab of dino muscle would be childs' play, I'm sure! -
I surmise that cute equates to "needing to be taken care of." The cute characters I've seen tend to also be airheads that make rather boneheaded decisions. As wont I am. The more depressed one is, the more one holds less to their own decision making, therefore leading them to doing things others view as avoidable, or indeed, Cute. Those that're more prone to finding fault in themselves tend to overlook the capacity that such struggle only makes them more appealing to others. So put, we wouldn't have been writing stories wrought with constant struggle for the entire length of human culture, if we didn't want to be around those who tend to reflexively put themselves in struggle. I theorize! Depression makes you Cuter, and therefore more attractive. Depression is an Evolutionary Trait! Think a lot of those undermining their self confidence fail to see how cute it makes them. After all, the more introspective you are, the more emotionally available you are. It's hard to be truly ugly and also aware of your faults.
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Catching up on My Hero Academmawhackia. * *
Really like that dude what with the navel lazer. Can't hate a guy with good taste in capes and a dumb grin irremoveably placed on his shining mug!
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Gosh, I love Mina! Lil' Lovebug, she is!
I don' even care that she's basically a humanform of the Goodra I hate. She's soooooo adorable!!
Mina's so Pank!~* I heart Mina!~
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Okay, maybe i'm just a smidgen drunk.
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But all the 1-A girls are cute, to be fair.
Well, I should beg to differ!
What is it...? Ponytail Girl? She got Brains, Brawn, Body, Confidence, backing of the right people to get her ahead in life! Jeez! I'm waiting for a flaw to open up here! Can you say: Out of Your League, much?!!? I may like my girls intimidating, but Completely Perfect is a big much!
...Medaka does the Impeccable Paragon best anyhow.
And I should say, Al-tat-to-tae! Invisible Girl probably the cutest you can get a personality! Like, her whole invisibility thing doesn't seem to actually turn off & wearing clothes kind of... you know, defeats the point of using them. So what years of inner turmoil she must have had to be okay with superpowers that require her to strip naked in front of boys she's barely known for a week! I'm watching her take the test as villain-heros thing.
"Here. Okay, so I'll take off my gloves & shoes now...?"
"Wait. You came in here & stood next to me for a quarter hour mostly naked?"
And once all the ice gets melted... I realize she's in there, dripping wet, dancing in frustration & full embarrassment... and I realize. Any other situation, any other Anime. This would be Maximum Lewd!
Perhaps cute means "having difficulty taking care of self; could have really made a better decision in that situation."
But I agree! Tohru Best Girl!
Still stickin' wit' the lil pink fluffball that Mina is tho! They ask her to send in a costume design and she goes with "a cloth onsie with, like, totally, NINE colors! And they're all SWIRLY!"
And I have but one final question for you all...
Isn't this cape CRAAAZY?!!?
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Whaaat, Momo is a cutie, take that back. D: She's smart, and has a cool Quirk, and a pretty look, and... she's almost too good, I agree with that, lol. The author for MHA said that she was so good at academics that she didn't even need to do the test to pass through U.A. Academy.
But yeah, I think Tooru is fairly as cute as she can get, even if her whole schtick is being in the background for being, well, invisible. I like to wonder what she looks like through her invisible...ness. Only time will tell. One of the recent chapters in the manga shows her in her Hero outfit for winter, which is... still boots and gloves. And she says proudly that she is freezing.
But Momo is my favourite. Even if she is literally OP. Gotta give it to Tsuyu as well though, she is super adorable.
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I wanna write a villain. A real Force-of-Nature. Jokeresque.
See, like my "protagonist," he originates the same way. Had his worldview stripped out from under him, but in his case... it drove him so insane that his pure, blind anger is literally what's keeping him existing.
While my protagonist, we'll call him Norman, is a coward at heart, would rather be left alone & not involved in anything... my Adam has become so far disillusioned with reality that he only lives now for the immediate response. That he believes that the only existence there is, is how badly you wreck everything else. If you don't exist to somebody else because they don't know about you... the easiest way to make yourself the main focus is to rip their skull apart with your bare hands. Maybe blow yourself up like a one-man nuke. That part of us that goes to watch movies just to see how much destruction happens. Adam is pure action. Constantly gibbering because, of course, if he shut up, then he couldn't assault ears. Never any plan beyond wrecking whatevers in front of him to the point others notice.
Because, as the sorta intangible being I'm writing both my protagonist & antagonist as, Adam no longer has the capacity to have consequences. Because when you have your world meaning taken away you're left with either action or inaction. Raise the sort of lesson of taking things too far in either direction. Because that's Adam's stance: What point is there in living if you don't take out several city blocks every time you show up?!
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This, uh, kinda makes him hard to fit into a narrative though.
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"Technically." -Mud Briar's first line.
Me, Instantly inflating like a balloon of Peevishness: Hnhnnyyyyeeeeh!!
GAH! HE'S SOOOOO WEEEIIIRD!! How can she like somebeing so WEIRD!??! He has an inanimate object as a PET! He not like Maud at ALL! Maud is hilarious, caring and easy to talk to! But THIS guy is awkward & quiet &... *wobble* Strange! Mud is nothing like Maud! If she was, I wouldn't be her biggest fan!
GOOOOOSH! HE'S JUST SUCH A... A... STICK IN THE MUD! Can you imagine somebeing who never leaves any trifling detail like the way he does who's just so ready to fire off at any given moment and prattle off without breath about just about anything that nobeing even really cares about to such a degree that it gets grinding on the nerves and doesn't even stop to see or react to anything spiraling outside this mass storm of a constant hubbub outside the-...
*rapid desktop slapping*
I loved Pinkie Pie in this episode. Was beautiful to get more out of Limestone too! Glad to finally make time to watch the show again. Starlight could have easily been replaced with Twilight though. Maybe this was a lesson in not taking things personally, something I could use nowadays.
I really totes relate to Pinks of Pies.
… Technically is MY WORD!~
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So, uhm, not to catch any of you by surprise or anything...
But I've decided to form a relationship with @Johnny1226.
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The user above you is hungry,What will you feed them?
Widdershins replied to Messy Mane's topic in Forum Games
Attention!~ … Okay, granted. You'd likely starve to death if ALL I fed you was attention, but you get the joke. -
D'aaww! Sooo cuuute! Was going to say you got a valid excuse to design a character you don't have to worry about designing eyes for, but you got those Bright Lights shining through! Love it!
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THAT'S who you remind me of!! Apollo!
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He’s told me once that, strong as he is, he’d like to be the town guard. Which he then interpreted as just marching around. He gave up, winded, after two minutes. About a block from his house. Then came to me to whine about it.*
He sometimes collects clothes. Typically tye-dye. Nor does he wear pants. Ever.
Stronk Birb, Lazy Birb. BBB (best bird buddy) Apollo!
edit: Yes, my house was further than a block. He walked further to complain about his walking. I love him.
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Gosh! There's just something about @Ani the Laquine that just utterly fascinates me! I wonder what it could be!??!
Which is made all the more hilarious when I researched that word... as it means Eagle... yet there's fans that somehow re-defined it to mean "horse-bunny." ...And also a bunny-eared device that biologically redistributes the DNA of its wearer, ultimately causing similar ears to grow on the subject.
There seemed to be numerous "age-required" websites on the list there. But natural for the internet I suppose.
This is truly mad.
I'm rather exceedingly happy about this now!
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@Dji Nuzzled in close to her chest from above her shoulder & from the far end of the thatched rooftop they perched upon; Kaltrop spoke in the low, worried tones a mother uses for her child, reprimanditive but relieved in a quiet, safe moment. "...that why you can't fly?... you could have said that, you know." @Catpone Cerberus Honk! Hey nyow! Waftch tha snoot yer boopin'! Ahold of his rather notably long snout blushing from the flustering force foisted on his face*, the rest of Widdershins's body slowly slides out of the pony-sized portal to a length that more than one feels would be naturally & comfortably long.* Slowly falling through like noodles from a... noodle pushing tool, (this author fails to be aware of what that device is called. But knows it exists, so points there.) first the draconequus's long haired neck ruffle pomps out to gravity unlike the slightly pinweeling rabbit ears, then a long scaled body after that slithers lose before the notably fish-like tail, entwined with another smaller tail, plops down limply on the ground as most fish on land do.* With much less fanfare & the quiet, wet sound of a toilet finishing flushing, the perspectively tiny portal plinks out of existence behind. * Which is odd considering that, from all biological logic, blood circulation would not reach through his disconnected parts. Cannon is that it's raspberry syrup! * Depending on your viewpoint or home dimension, of course! * Unlike, of course, the Piscipalien Anti-Islands of Domiomicron Pie, Interspacial Sector Glog! ….numbers are sounds in that dimension. Look, I can't go into a full lecture here!
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Couldn't go to work today. Whole day was a panic attack. It's getting worse. I can't value my life anymore. I want it to stop. Everything hurts so very much & I['m so svery tired of having to deal with every second of every hour of every day.
I can't take this human life anymore.
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How much time do you work per day? You could try asking your supervisor/manager for an hour or so less work a day to help you with this - medical purposes or similar. I don't know how that would affect the rest of the job, but if you think it might have a chance of working it could be worth a try.
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@Duality I need the money though. Job already barely pays enough to live on my own. It’s... not a safe place. It’s hard to breathe there. Think I scared one of my managers by freaking out too much when he spooked me.
I can’t handle this.
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Been having trouble distancing from my work. Like... going home & realizing that I no longer have minutely demands or constant machine beepings to jump to.
Hard to... leave.
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Can’t help but see these bars like Luna herself. Like she’s saying the lines on the wrapper herself.
”I’m NUTS ovah chocolate!”
She tries to hit on a stallion: “I DO have irresistable flavors & nourishing energy!”
Or she’s arguing with her sister;”I’ll have you know my ingredients are uncompromising!”
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Never met a book that was fundamentally flawed before.
Have me this Logic Puzzle book... if it isn't promoting its own logic over any other possible permutation of finding the same answer... its asking questions dependent on color, like its not aware it was printed in black-and-white.Though, since its set like a carnival of puzzles... go figure the games'd be rigged!
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Huh, guess I do have some great luck with shiny pokemon! Just found a shiny Pancham under a tree as my only Gen 7 shiny!
Gen Six I stumbled upon a shiny Weepinbell, which was fortuitous as my favorite grass type.
Generation Five... actually got a shiny Jynx in the wild... but I traded that for a shiny Snorlax, so doesn't count.
And before that... LeafGreen I was lucky enough to get Hunter, green Dodrio & Ricter Bluenose the female Dugtrio who i've both kept through the years!
Suppose special event gift legendaries don't count as "naturally ocurring" & I don't remember most of them anyhoodles.
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@Odyssey Well, being a proud supporter of the Ice type... I am super sad I jumped off the boat on that shiny Jynx. Though Shiny Aurorus is likely the most beautiful out there!
As much as pink is my favorite color it doesn't go well on pokemon. Little too shocking a tone for skin or fur! But by that same thought, I love the Green Shinies! Machamp I like & Green-tailed Shiny Mewtwo looks even better! But I have my buddy @SolarFlare13 here to thank for the best shiny!
Shiny Tentacruel! ...a trainer spends alotta time staring at wild tentacools. Like, never got why a jellyfish would have red on it.... though it being an aquatic poison-type green globules make far too much more sense! A more natural, venomous, cool look to it!
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That's so beautifully inspirational! Sometimes it's okay to be a raging dork that is barely capable of doing anything right! That's what I've loved so much about Pokemon, it's not the might or planning... it's the journey!
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I applied to be a librarian today! *Eye Sparklies!*
I ever say that Librarians have always been celebrities, heros & rockstars to me?!
I was pretty much babysat at the local library in my youth. Librarians are paragons of a realm buildt upon learning, understanding & providing a safe place for little ones like I once was! I'm not too ashamed to say that organization is a thing that excites me; the famous Dewey Decimal System has always felt like a super secret code for the keepers of loving knowledge!
Gah! I'm getting all teary-eyed now over how awesome Librarians are!
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Wow, thanks! You ever work at one yourself, @Lord Valtasar?
While I dare say I am accustomed to the Kickstool Crabs & the Wandering Thesauri; I may yet have to learn how to avoid the dreaded Cliches!
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yes, i did my training (internship?)
i'm not sure how it's called in english, but i worked in an ancient library for 4 months so i can graduate, i wasn't really a librarian in the traditional sense, i was digitizing and cataloguing ancient books and maps
also, my mother works in a school library, and i've been there quite often growing up
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...Oh wait~ ish Mothers’ Day?
That’s, like, my least favorite holiday.
I’m sure you can guess why.
...Don’ ged me STAHTED on my repritore of “My Mama” jokes!
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Why is my Activities/status update log keep getting erased every few days?
That’s kinda my only way to respond to most anything here.
