Widdershins

Good morning everypony 

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I hate Spiderman.

 Like, everytime I've seen anything of him, its always about how much of a perpetual teenager he is or how things effect him. It's why I like Wonder Woman & Doctor Strange. They're about dealing with what they already have, not constantly screaming their way into more drama.

 ...gad, Homecoming was insufferable. I had to strangle myself to keep from snarking at the theater screen.

"Favorite movie: Who Framed Roger Rabit"

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 Did you read the book?!

Because I've heard...….. Things!

*Hug*

Good news!

 I finally got an offer to work at a new place! Some pizza place instead of this super busy fried food hut!

Good morning everypony 

I hate Spiderman.

 Like, everytime I've seen anything of him, its always about how much of a perpetual teenager he is or how things effect him. It's why I like Wonder Woman & Doctor Strange. They're about dealing with what they already have, not constantly screaming their way into more drama.

 ...gad, Homecoming was insufferable. I had to strangle myself to keep from snarking at the theater screen.

The only reason I believe this happened is because it’s Walmart.

*gives you all a BIG cuddle* ^^ >w< 

So hear me out here. With humans, Bits used to be basically one cent, with Ponies, a bit is essentially a dollar. Easier to animate hoofing over just one coin after all.

 So would the phrase "Two-Bit" have inverse meaning in these dimensions? Human definition would mean Two Cent, therefore worthless, while the Ponyism of it would be Two Dollar, thereby expensive & valuable.

   ...so what'd be the ponyism of cheap & worthless? Half-Bit?

Well, would you look at that: Kirin versions of the Mane 6 

Which one is your favourite? 

My buddy and I started making bad pickup lines. Basically set them up like a pickup line but you end up insulting the person.

”Hey honey, did it hurt?”

”Did what hurt?”

”The horrible accident that fucked up your face.”

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“Excuse me miss, do you like sweets? Because you’re fat.”

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“Hi, do you like makeup? Because you really should invest in some.”

Behold! The Hero of our age!!

AllCream!!

He’ll stop evildoers in their tracks with his Creamy Goodness!! 

Behold! The Hero of our age!!

AllCream!!

He’ll stop evildoers in their tracks with his Creamy Goodness!! 

Alright, this one is for the Pokemon fans. Okay, I noticed A LOT of people have been ranking the starter Pokemon from each gen and I thought I'd tag along.  Here's my list: 

Gen 1 - Charmander

Gen 2 - Tododile

Gen 3 - Mudkip

Gen 4 - Turtwig

Gen 5 - Snivy

Gen 6 - Fennekin (I don't really have a favourite in this generation. I'm only picking Fennekin 'cuz I picked it as my starter for my Pokemon Y play-through)

Gen 7 - Rowlett

Gen 8 - Sobble

What's your favourite starter Pokemon?  How would you rank the starters? Who are you gonna pick for Gen 8? 

@Widdershins, @Odyssey, @Dynamo Pad, @Photon Jet and any-pony else who is a die-hard Pokemon fan 

I have a YouTube addiction. It just eats up so much time, its unhealthy.

 Like, I get down for not doing my yoga video or hobbies or responses to things on here... and each of those things takes less time then the individual videos I watch on autoplay. I just... spend too much time trying to escape.

Just watched On the Road to Friendship! And I MUST know the name of that Saddle Arabian Stallion!

 He's soooo gorgeous! And sassy!

I adore a stallion that can spend an entire day just drinking tea! And I really like his mane!

 And his goggles, and his caravan, and his sense of taste, and his...

Actually. Seriously. Please! Can we get an explanation for this skull on the map?!!? Lookit!!!

 I don' care by the logic of "Well, clearly its a member of whatever that 'Arimaspi' species is." THAT THING IS ENROMOUS!! Scaling to size to put a body underneath that, that creature would have been bigger than all of Canterlot! Bigger than the central tower of Crystal Empire, that can be seen from space apparently!! That skull is so big that it counts as territory!

 Just think of it! Somewhere out there in Equestria, there's a skull sitting on top of a mountain so huge, that some creatures have grown up living in the mountain top "caves" of its interior! Their whole lives, scuttling around a mile-wide interior of a beast so large it blotted out the sky & inhaled fullgrown dragons!

 What brought down something so big that an entire city could have been buildt on its ribcage?!!? Where did the rest of its skeleton go?!!?

I have a YouTube addiction. It just eats up so much time, its unhealthy.

 Like, I get down for not doing my yoga video or hobbies or responses to things on here... and each of those things takes less time then the individual videos I watch on autoplay. I just... spend too much time trying to escape.