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  1. A sign of adult Bronyhood, when you buy this:

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     and fully intend to eat it only yourself.

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    2. Amanita

      Amanita

      Oh hey, those are pretty good

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      The bowl of unicorn heads do taste like actual marshmellows. Sometimes they get all stale & just taste like tiny blocks of artificial flavoring.

    4. Amanita

      Amanita

      There are unicorn pop tarts (which are basically just unicorn decorated strawberry flavored pop tarts)

  2. For those of you who didn't ask, My character, Flit, is based mostly off the concept of Id... and a meme I picked up off of Smosh.

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     I don't know Mass Effect, but adored that delivery of the punchline! Just a steadfast, straight-laced declaration of intent. Like sex doesn't mean anything more than a greeting to Commander Shepard anymore... if he even knew what sex was to begin with. Least he's asking first!

     Widdershins: Hahah! I've done it! I've created a being formed entirely out of sentient popcorn & arsenic! 

     Flit, having stood by to help in the laboratory, now suddenly flipping a wing up.

    ...No. You can't **** it.

     Then what GOOD is it, then?!

     Not everything comes back to-

     It's what I'm good at!

  3. You ever have dreams hit you like you're somehow re-remembering a buried memory & experience?

     Because I remember now! Like it was things I once imagined with long forgotten friends!

    I remembering being a young lion cub in the land of Rinnoh! (That really does sound like an uncreative region I made up as a kid with somebody)

     I remember having this vampire friend who did all these blogs online... though he was less vampire and more just a pretty boy who was into sugar as much as I was. He liked Peeps! But who doesn't like Peeps?!

    1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I had a dream that there was a zombie apocalypse and the end result was me getting a Parking ticket.

  4. This topic may require a bit of discretion. I am reminded of once back in Animal Crossing, where my neighbor. Apollo, asked me much the same question and I, derping for a moment, loudly responded with "My butt!" Apollo backed a little away in shock and proclaimed that he didn't really need to know that and was "seeing me in a whole new light now."! Naaah! But really! While I like my legs as they've been the sturdiest, least issue-ridden segments of my body... my favorite part of me is likely my Mouth. I'm the sort to think with his mouth! I chew on things when I'm bored or thinking. Tend to relate to things really mouth-y, kinda like Pinkie Pie like, y'know?
  5. I need to meet a Fursuiter sometime.

     I... my brain cannot conceive. I see Doggie face.... Human shape. Human shape, but Doggie face. I'm stuck in this weird grey zone where I cannot conceive of humans being relatable & kind... and dogs being.... well, precious angels that must be protected. That cannot be any harm. Humans is harm.

     Like... I can tell that there's a human in there that made it, that can possibly talk to me & provide proof that they're a human... yet it is Doggo. Its a good thing. But... human...

    I...   ............ maybe I just want.... for once in my life... a doggie that can hug me back. Or... maybe a human that I can trust not to have a fist behind their back.

    1. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      And its the weirdest thing here too. Watching my brain tick, as my eyes tear up.

       No matter how bad the design, how clearly fabricated, overly stylized, or not even remotely doggie.... my brain clicks into "Immediate Unquestioning Loyalty."  ....but... is clearly human still... I hear its supposed to be the other way around. The uncanny warping of an animal to look like a human.... not the human parts being what throws you off.

       I'm... so confused. I want some sort of closure on this somehow...

  6. Could anybeing out there trade me a Kricketot? Never raised one, but I loved how its evolution’s cry was basically a Dubstep Explosion!

     Kind of disappeared after Gen Four. Wonder why.

    1. SolarFlare13

      SolarFlare13

      I like how its evolution has a 'whoop' in its cry :3

    2. Widdershins
  7. Dunno why it feels so good to shove a plushie right into my sternum, my heart-place, and just smoosh my cheeks into it.

     There's a perfect size for plushies!

  8. @Catpone Cerberus Silently and without effect, (Mostly due in part to the author's reluctance) a patch of air begins to shimmer some few yards behind Cerberus, far away enough to be out of his realm of awareness. The nearby cats may well enough be able to notice something amiss, as household pets often to have a knack for noticing awry magical effects. Quietly coalescing into a vertical portal shape, it bobs once before something begins to pass through. A dull gray mass flops outward before sliding further out into a snoot-like shape. Slowly emanating further out it reveals itself to be the shaggy head of a llama, ponylike but elongated like a cartoonish exaggeration. An unnoticed moment passes like that, head poking through a portal where once was empty air, its indeterminately glowing eyes blinking to take in its change in surroundings in what could be conceived as surprise. After another quick beat, the head of Widdershins focuses, as it rarely does, on the figure some few paces suddenly in front of it. HEY! YOU IS A CAT!!! @Dji "Fine then! If you won't get off me, I'll get you off myself!" With a shrug & a slight roll to his right from his prior stance of fluttering in midair, Kaltrop bucks Dawn Streak off himself into open air. This leaving her some several yards up, over & away from the nearest rooftop, enough of a distance away that a healthy pegasus would perhaps be adroit enough to leap to, given enough awareness of their surroundings. "Healthy" however, being the variable term given the entities in this instance.
  9. Favorite Candy: Swedish Fish.

     Second favorite candy: Sweet Tarts.

     Though the latter is basically Pixie Sticks, which are both pretty much just colored sugar.... and I'm okay with that.

    ....

     Care for a Jelly Fish?

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Do you like chocolate with nuts in them?

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

       CHOCOLATE?!!? CHOCOLATE?!!!?

      Nah. Not really.

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Nor do i. I like chocolate but leave nuts out of it.

  10. @Will Guide Well, I'm only one-twelfth Luck Dragon. Pretty low percentage on the breeding rate of that one. It's tha furry head that sends you off, innit? You should see the rest of the parts list! Hmm, let's see... @Amanita, always have seen you like a bit of an adopted kid. That, and it's great to interact with somebeing who actually HAS had a positive relationship with their parents. I ought try & do that more! @Lord Valtasar who I kind of see as my sempai in artistry, which I really ought ask you more on pointers sometime... and @Stone Cold Steve Tuna, my partner in vitriol & negativity! ...well, helps to feel a kindred spirit sometimes.
  11. Is....? Is that... you up in the banner?!!? How'd you manage that?!!?

    ... Also! Hi! Been meaning to talk with you!

    1. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      Lucky winner of a draw, so I get the rare honor of being in a banner for one week.

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Oh, Neat! If only I were capable of keeping track of these things! You're very christmassy colors!!

    3. Will Guide

      Will Guide

      @Widdershins

      Actually, it's Sorcerer Mickey Mouse's colors I based them on.

  12. Bad, bad, bad, baaaaaaad day today!

    Work tiring, no help.

     Try find store to buy nice thing to feel better... get lost for two hours in heavy traffic. Breakdown (mentally) side of country road. Paid four bucks because I accidentally went down a toll highway. Lost on some tiny Japanese island where there’s never room to park with walls everywhere closing in. 

     I want to actually claw my own flesh off. I... i doooon’t wanna continue living like this! 

  13. Just got off work. Work starts again in nine hours. Need to sleep in that time somehow.

    Three things I've noticed at work:

    1. There is the benefit that I can fart pretty much wherever I want. No one'll be able to tell over the chemicals (oil is a chemical!) that we use to desiccate the fowl flesh in.

     2. I'll miss the walk in freezer though. The cold feels so good when I've been sweating!

    3. My hair actively loathes being put up. It actually hurt when I let it down, as it clawed down over my face, all kinked up from being tightly clamped down. Not the scalp, no, the actual hair hurted! Hairache!

  14. Sorry @Dji & @Catpone Cerberus, Just got off work & I got me some less than seven hours to get sleep before work starts over again. I will when I can get the time! Got the tab open to it for the past few days & have been meaning to, got ideas, just can't sit down...
  15. So, are the character list biopages only for pony OCs?

    1. Duality

      Duality

      Like, the RP character databases? Those are for pretty much any OC that could be used in RP on these forums, MLP-themed or not, near as I'm aware. :proud:

  16. Read the Flavor Text:

    671098342_ConcordiaPegasus.jpg.046a70cbdec290cc6e21f79a846e5334.jpg I love the Simic so very much!

     "You talk as if growing new heads & patchy scale covering is something a madman does. You're right, but still." -Jale Poh'Vess, Hydramancer

    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      bird horses are mere kittens compared to crab sharks if you ask me, go simic

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      I mean, airborne jellyfish is one thing, but it surely shows worthwhile ambition in the field of unique creativity with a Hydra Jellyfish!

      "Teeth, Tusk, Fang. The effectiveness of an organism is directly related to its capacity to bite things. More mouth, more better."

  17. A monument to Rock. ... ...... Kakarot!!!
  18. You post, I give Derpcup.

     Evvywun get Derpcup nao.

    1. Duality

      Duality

      i post

      you giv derpcup

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Derpcurp gurven. 

       Yew may poot muffinz in de Derpcurp.

  19. The other day I couldn’t sleep at all despite having a real early meeting. Went well, and when I got home with only some five hours or so to go before my shift started... I actually somehow got in four hours of sleep! Middle of the day!

     Lesson learned! Alot can happen in under four hours!

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    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      In four hours, you could die! Like, twenty-eight times!

      Yes, specifically that amount! I've experimented!

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      They told me there was a prize when you got to 30.

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Well, they do say Life begins at Death to the power of thirty!

  20. *Widdershins drops his forelimb tentacle & claw straight out in front of you at the desk apparently the two of you were sitting at.*

     Now hear me out here... what if... Literally everything exploded? Like, down to a molecular level; in a chain event, so to speak. A literal Mass Explosion!

    ...

     Although, let's literally explode.

    *Suddenly, everything simultaneously explodes.*

    1. Duality

      Duality

      Fun fact: Einstein established that mass and energy are one and the same, so if matter somehow stopped being particulate and 'dissipated' into raw energy everything would literally explode. Nuclear bombs involve less than 2 grams of matter turning into energy, so the resultant explosion would be rather destructive, to say the least.

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      So, mass IS energy? Atoms are held together by their own forces & energy. So... because matter is mostly empty space, therefore increased density is a release of energy? Isn’t that what Black Holes & White Dwarf iron core stars do? Matter compressed as far as it goes?

       Arguably, if everything exploded the same way in relation to each other, there would be little destruction? 

      Can you explode air?!!? *high-pitched squeal* Air Booombs?!!?

    3. Duality

      Duality

      I don't think anyone's quite sure how particles are 'held together'. Atoms are particles held together by two fairly well-understood forces, but the actual infinitesimal pinpricks of matter that elementary particles appear to be have no apparent reason for being what they are as opposed to simply 'dissolving' into raw energy.

      Neutron stars are matter compacted so far that one of the forces that hold together atoms is crushed into irrelevance by gravity, and black holes are matter compacted so far that both of the forces that hold together atoms are crushed into irrelevance by gravity and therefore as far as anyone can tell the matter is compactified into a single pinprick something like an elementary particle (although surrounded by an event horizon). It's not inherently a release of energy as much as a compression of energy, but when it comes to stars it usually has a release of energy as part of the process (hence supernovae).

      If everything exploded in the same way in relation to each other, there would be all the destruction. Although, it must be said, energy as we know it is only ever carried by particles. If all matter exploded, there'd still have to be some sort of particle to carry the resultant energy - force-carrying particles like light particles don't usually have any rest mass, so they'd probably do the trick.

      Tragically, exploding air would take more energy than it would ever output, since we don't know how to turn matter particles directly into energy and probably never will. Nuclear bombs probably explode air as part of their core detonation, though; after all, they do explode pretty much everything else.

  21. Hair Update ‘19:

     

     

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    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      What, my own hair winning out over me?

    3. Duality

      Duality

      Precisely. Don't tell me it's unfeasible, either; it could easily extend its follicles down through your skull into your brain or choke you to death on its prehensile locks. It has the high ground here. :mlp_icwudt:

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Bold of you to presume I have a brain!

      It usually just dines off of leaf matter & passing, ensnared squirrels.

  22. “Oh, you can’t fight the tears that ain’t coming or the momment of truth in your lies When everything feels like the movies Yeah, you bleed just to know you’re alive. I don’t want the world to see me, ‘cause I don’t think that they’d understand. When everything’s made to be broken... I just want you to know who I am.”
  23. You would... think a thirty-year-old would have his own house by now... or some form of consistent relationship with a biological being... I can feel my Biological Clock ticking, as well as every clock all at once.

     I only have so much time here... and I can tell I ain't doin' it right!

    1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I've known people older with less.

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Y-yeah, but... you gotta have more to be whole... a... functional human being, y’know? I... I can’t fail again. Mother is watching.

      ... I always sympathize with the villains, Sigh.

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Do you pay rent for your current room? That might help you. Gives you a good feeling. 

  24. Little secret about me:

     I am fueled almost entirely by vast amounts of sugar. Like, just fistfuls of sugar. Sugar & cocai-...Caffeine, I mean.

     My favorite candies are Swedish Fish & Swee'Tarts. Both of which are basically just colored sugar. I'm not actually big on sweets, but when I do, its the Boot-To-The-Head levels of sweetness, and constantly applied throughout the day.

     Like, I ain't happy unless I got somethin' in my mouth.

    1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Quote

      Like, I ain't happy unless I got somethin' in my mouth.

      Phrasing.

      Little secret about me:

      I got kicked out of fight club because I thought the first rule of fight club was to only talk about fight club.

  25. Augh! Scary! Totally setting off my Gotten-Lost-After-Mindless-Wandering Panic! Th-think I found one... would help if I could figure out how to get a higher view off the ground. I was in South Korea! Who knows what an airport even looks like there!
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