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For those of you who didn't ask, My character, Flit, is based mostly off the concept of Id... and a meme I picked up off of Smosh.

I don't know Mass Effect, but adored that delivery of the punchline! Just a steadfast, straight-laced declaration of intent. Like sex doesn't mean anything more than a greeting to Commander Shepard anymore... if he even knew what sex was to begin with. Least he's asking first!
Widdershins: Hahah! I've done it! I've created a being formed entirely out of sentient popcorn & arsenic!
Flit, having stood by to help in the laboratory, now suddenly flipping a wing up.
...No. You can't **** it.
Then what GOOD is it, then?!
Not everything comes back to-
It's what I'm good at!
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You ever have dreams hit you like you're somehow re-remembering a buried memory & experience?
Because I remember now! Like it was things I once imagined with long forgotten friends!
I remembering being a young lion cub in the land of Rinnoh! (That really does sound like an uncreative region I made up as a kid with somebody)
I remember having this vampire friend who did all these blogs online... though he was less vampire and more just a pretty boy who was into sugar as much as I was. He liked Peeps! But who doesn't like Peeps?!
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I need to meet a Fursuiter sometime.
I... my brain cannot conceive. I see Doggie face.... Human shape. Human shape, but Doggie face. I'm stuck in this weird grey zone where I cannot conceive of humans being relatable & kind... and dogs being.... well, precious angels that must be protected. That cannot be any harm. Humans is harm.
Like... I can tell that there's a human in there that made it, that can possibly talk to me & provide proof that they're a human... yet it is Doggo. Its a good thing. But... human...
I... ............ maybe I just want.... for once in my life... a doggie that can hug me back. Or... maybe a human that I can trust not to have a fist behind their back.
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And its the weirdest thing here too. Watching my brain tick, as my eyes tear up.
No matter how bad the design, how clearly fabricated, overly stylized, or not even remotely doggie.... my brain clicks into "Immediate Unquestioning Loyalty." ....but... is clearly human still... I hear its supposed to be the other way around. The uncanny warping of an animal to look like a human.... not the human parts being what throws you off.
I'm... so confused. I want some sort of closure on this somehow...
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Could anybeing out there trade me a Kricketot? Never raised one, but I loved how its evolution’s cry was basically a Dubstep Explosion!
Kind of disappeared after Gen Four. Wonder why.
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Dunno why it feels so good to shove a plushie right into my sternum, my heart-place, and just smoosh my cheeks into it.
There's a perfect size for plushies!
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Favorite Candy: Swedish Fish.
Second favorite candy: Sweet Tarts.
Though the latter is basically Pixie Sticks, which are both pretty much just colored sugar.... and I'm okay with that.
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Care for a Jelly Fish?
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Bad, bad, bad, baaaaaaad day today!
Work tiring, no help.
Try find store to buy nice thing to feel better... get lost for two hours in heavy traffic. Breakdown (mentally) side of country road. Paid four bucks because I accidentally went down a toll highway. Lost on some tiny Japanese island where there’s never room to park with walls everywhere closing in.
I want to actually claw my own flesh off. I... i doooon’t wanna continue living like this!
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Just got off work. Work starts again in nine hours. Need to sleep in that time somehow.
Three things I've noticed at work:
1. There is the benefit that I can fart pretty much wherever I want. No one'll be able to tell over the chemicals (oil is a chemical!) that we use to desiccate the fowl flesh in.
2. I'll miss the walk in freezer though. The cold feels so good when I've been sweating!
3. My hair actively loathes being put up. It actually hurt when I let it down, as it clawed down over my face, all kinked up from being tightly clamped down. Not the scalp, no, the actual hair hurted! Hairache!
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So, are the character list biopages only for pony OCs?
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Read the Flavor Text:
I love the Simic so very much!
"You talk as if growing new heads & patchy scale covering is something a madman does. You're right, but still." -Jale Poh'Vess, Hydramancer
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You post, I give Derpcup.
Evvywun get Derpcup nao.
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The other day I couldn’t sleep at all despite having a real early meeting. Went well, and when I got home with only some five hours or so to go before my shift started... I actually somehow got in four hours of sleep! Middle of the day!
Lesson learned! Alot can happen in under four hours!
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*Widdershins drops his forelimb tentacle & claw straight out in front of you at the desk apparently the two of you were sitting at.*
Now hear me out here... what if... Literally everything exploded? Like, down to a molecular level; in a chain event, so to speak. A literal Mass Explosion!
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Although, let's literally explode.
*Suddenly, everything simultaneously explodes.*
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Fun fact: Einstein established that mass and energy are one and the same, so if matter somehow stopped being particulate and 'dissipated' into raw energy everything would literally explode. Nuclear bombs involve less than 2 grams of matter turning into energy, so the resultant explosion would be rather destructive, to say the least.
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So, mass IS energy? Atoms are held together by their own forces & energy. So... because matter is mostly empty space, therefore increased density is a release of energy? Isn’t that what Black Holes & White Dwarf iron core stars do? Matter compressed as far as it goes?
Arguably, if everything exploded the same way in relation to each other, there would be little destruction?
Can you explode air?!!? *high-pitched squeal* Air Booombs?!!?
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I don't think anyone's quite sure how particles are 'held together'. Atoms are particles held together by two fairly well-understood forces, but the actual infinitesimal pinpricks of matter that elementary particles appear to be have no apparent reason for being what they are as opposed to simply 'dissolving' into raw energy.
Neutron stars are matter compacted so far that one of the forces that hold together atoms is crushed into irrelevance by gravity, and black holes are matter compacted so far that both of the forces that hold together atoms are crushed into irrelevance by gravity and therefore as far as anyone can tell the matter is compactified into a single pinprick something like an elementary particle (although surrounded by an event horizon). It's not inherently a release of energy as much as a compression of energy, but when it comes to stars it usually has a release of energy as part of the process (hence supernovae).
If everything exploded in the same way in relation to each other, there would be all the destruction. Although, it must be said, energy as we know it is only ever carried by particles. If all matter exploded, there'd still have to be some sort of particle to carry the resultant energy - force-carrying particles like light particles don't usually have any rest mass, so they'd probably do the trick.
Tragically, exploding air would take more energy than it would ever output, since we don't know how to turn matter particles directly into energy and probably never will. Nuclear bombs probably explode air as part of their core detonation, though; after all, they do explode pretty much everything else.
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Hair Update ‘19:
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You would... think a thirty-year-old would have his own house by now... or some form of consistent relationship with a biological being... I can feel my Biological Clock ticking, as well as every clock all at once.
I only have so much time here... and I can tell I ain't doin' it right!
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Little secret about me:
I am fueled almost entirely by vast amounts of sugar. Like, just fistfuls of sugar. Sugar & cocai-...Caffeine, I mean.
My favorite candies are Swedish Fish & Swee'Tarts. Both of which are basically just colored sugar. I'm not actually big on sweets, but when I do, its the Boot-To-The-Head levels of sweetness, and constantly applied throughout the day.
Like, I ain't happy unless I got somethin' in my mouth.