Widdershins

   So, is there a proper "right way" to cuddle or snuggle? Or is going into detail about your cuddling habits too lewd or untowards to bring up?

   The tropes do seem a bit harsh, considering the extents anime can take them, especially with Pinkie being Yandere, but it does fit pretty nicely. 

  Also, to add on a few others....

   Himedere: (stands for 'Like a Princess')     Rarity

    Girly sort, high-class, into fashion, absurdly high standards & can be a bit prissy & snooty sometimes.

  Mayadere: (ex-villain types)   Discord, Starlight Glimmer

    Used to antagonize others, but has seen their wrongs, but still will not hesitate to joke about how easily they can make life difficult for others still. Tends to be broody, "dark" or habitually concerned with doing the "right thing" as they use their Sadistic Streak to hide the fact that they have no idea how to go about being a fully functioning, non-homicidal member of society. 

    Kamidere: (LITERALLY THINKS THEY'RE A GOD! It's by and far the most hilarious one!)

  For one reason or another, typically because of past trauma, has a hard time viewing reality especially when it comes into conflict with their constant self-reassurement. Appears to subsist almost entirely off of bragging. Tends to break down if you somehow manage to keep calling into question their poorly thought out beliefs about themselves. Usually a villain, but a terrible one as they won't do anything that doesn't revolve around feeding their own ego.

   ...as to which pony... and this is not an insult... (*chuckle*)  Trixie! The Great & Powerful!

   Was going to put her as Mayadere, but it makes far to much sense this way! Kamideres are a rare breed, but they are absolute beautiful shooting stars when they show up!

Phooee! Dontcha just hate it when you accidentally fart towards the fan & it just spreads all over the room so you smell it for hours to come?

   .......granted, that was going to happen anyway, but... where was I? What was I Statusing about? Oh, right.

   Widdershins's Word/Phrase/Thought of the Day Period of Time!

Discord's Advocate: Taking the opposite side, or indeed every conceivable viewpoint possible, in a discussion for the sole reason of convoluting the debate into a much longer debate. Or just to weird out/tick off the other participants. 

    Frankly... I can't understand what the term "Lewd" means anymore.

  ...but yes, that is pretty much my reactions there.

So my new Sentret, Widduh, just did pretty well against a duo of wild Zubats! And I'm sure most of you know the battle tactics of Zubat hordes! Confusion spam. Some five turns my little fluffy rat lasted without once punching himself in the face!

  Just sitting there in front of those two bats, doing that rocking, arm-pump/flexing motion common to Sentrets and overweight, breathless individuals with equally flabby arms. Just pausing every so often between his wheezes to glare dramatically at the flying fiends: "Teh...Feh... I wuz born into Confusion... *wheeze*... Molded by it...you... Beh... feh... Merely WIELD it!"

  *Dramatically punches self in face.*

 ...Well, you are on right now. I do have my hypothesis that you'd be on essentially the opposite end of the day as I am, like my sister currently in Japan. So if its currently 11 in the morning where I am, then presumeably its quite late for you now too. I do suppose we'll have to play this whole pokemon trading thing by the proverbial ear.

I did try to read Dante's The Inferno.

Just watched the Overly Sarcastic Production's synopsis of it & I fully agree.

  It's the worst self-insert revenge fanfic I've ever seen. And I've seen very few!

Whole story! "Guy meets his idol, he goes place, talks there, moves on to repeat the same actions while constantly espousing his opinions of things and showing how everyone he hates is roasting in hell where they belong." Even in old greek (?) its still pretty insufferable. Is essentially a written tour & opinion piece supposed to be entertaining? 

  Every parody or reference I've seen of people making up their own "Circles of Hell" (of which, I think there's supposed to be eleven.) is by and far more thematic & entertaining. Yeah, you can go miles with well done description but if it boils down to "In this place, everybody was frozen so it was creepy. Then we moved onto the next place that had some scary giants, but it was okay because my friend was super important and they helped us because me writing all this down was more important then keeping hell in working order." then... then maybe... you ain't as good a writer as they say. 

...when you have to add on explaining text to your avatar because the fandom's so incredibly nice that they keep nagging you to see if you're alright.

 "Oh noes! His avatar is hurt!"

...

     .....   *boops*

 Kinda funny, innit it. the Highway Construction consists of just one vehicle that's only a little ways into the road & parked & unmanned with nobody around it, yet they decide they need to cone off two miles of one lane in either direction, thereby slowing traffic to a crawl at one-fourth the speed limit. 

  I want to say that somebeing really needs to beat some sense into these construction workers & simultaneously, I am so proud of them.

   Oh! And second thought! Found a Pony Claw Machine today. I want a fanart of that, just a ton of ponies squished into the claw machine with their squishy lil' faces pressed up against the glass with concerned expressions of "Wait...how'd we get in here?"

  Oh! And Third Thought!

    Seems like we're having ourselves a Solar Flare right now down here on the planet called Ear-th. Would explain why technology seems so bunkus & my moods so haywire with the Full Moon out. Our Solar Deity Celestia is displeased. I need recommendations on what to sacrifice. 

         ...I'd do blood, but... well I tend to make sausages outta that any time I have any spare.

 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

*dies*

 Good News, everyone!  I've managed to hit a wonderfully fine balance between exactly equal amounts of Hours Slept & Cups of Coffee imbibed! I'll leave it up to you lot which end of that ratio is more unhealthy!!!

  That's actually pretty apt to the tone most Irish music has. What? I can be racist about it, I'm part Irish!

   ...ah, the glory of being a mixed breed! There's almost no race i'm not already a part of! And yes, I'm counting Eldrazi! 

Hey, hey, hey! Got me an idea here, and I'm pitchin' here, so hear me out now, ya hear!

 If & when you ever should so decide to change your name... just shorten it to Flutterfriend! 

Love the alliteration on that!

Oh look. It's my two favorite shows blended together.

  Admittedly, Rarity would probably fit Sailor Venus better & Dash's tempermental-ness fits Mars pretty well. Aaand, I think she looks better in red, heh. Haven't seen the lil' pink-tailed girl yet, but I already know Pinkie's a perfect match for that role too! Same with AJ as Jupiter and the rest, pretty spot on!

Well... figured out how to shrink my photos down to fit again. Widder's pick back in business!

  But sure wish I could reposition my cover photo... have just the most beautiful one ever, just built for it... but no, decides it don't wanna cooperate like it used to. Oh well, y'all can click on it to see her all the same.

You know, in my High School days I was voted "Most Likely to Walk Willingly into a Waiting Dragon's Mouth."!

  Of course, I was also titled as "Most Likely to Choke to Death on an Entire Cheesewheel." and also:

     "Most Likely to get Bit and Turned Into a Were-Chinchilla."

     ...I went to some 3,493 schools. Not all of them were aware of my attending there, but that little factoid ain't important for the premise of this here topic. Point is: I Was Known For Stuff!

   You know, I've always cherished my pets & the lessons they've taught me. Often I ask myself: WWDD?

 What Would Dog Do? The answer is usually: Lick It.  

                                           ...that's why I have this tongue infection and a long list of arrests & restraining orders.

My Caramel headcannon in a nutshell!

  Caramel (the stallion) has a twin sister with the same first name & cutie mark, but different last name. He's kind of shy & prudish, but she's a huge flirt and does it almost specifically to get him into trouble like this! 

...You would really think the word "Symmetrical" would be more symmetrical... this is really ticking me off now.

   ...I may never figure out how to properly use a comma. They're just everywhere in my type-talking! 

(second photo here is somehow "too large" to fit as my avatar...)

 There's just something I love about that idea. Celestia has her cake...

  One would figure that when you've been around for a while, you might pick up a few habits. Things your so glad you saw the invention for in your lifetime. Considering her history, I hold no doubt Luna has more of a tendency for addictive stuff herself. I just love the idea of her being all whacked out on caffeine!

   Dark coffee & Dark chocolate really do seem to suit her somehow. Now I just need to find a dubiously good picture of Luna just positively swimming in dark chocolate fudge sauce! Because really... wouldn't you? If there's any mare I've seen that needs to learn to let loose & indulge herself a bit...

You know, bothers me the lack of creativity sometimes. They say that you can find every weird thought that pops into your head on the internet, but habitually now these interwebs have let me down!

  First it was Japanese Winged Witches...

     Then it was Ice & Fire type pokemon...

        Then it was a chibi, humanized kraken girl... 

             And now! I can't find any hide or hair of any respectable Armnecks!

  You know! It's such a shame that everytime there's a multiheaded OC its either completely, clearly magic orientated side effect heads of an entirely different flesh matrix or just another slightly cloned heads stacked right next to the other one! If the blue Innistrad Havenguul zombie constructs have taught me anything, heads can be affixed pretty much anywhere! Why limit your creativity?!!? You don't need hands! You can work fine with some serpentine tongues & agile teeth! Just saw those puppies off, apply some modicum of numbing/growth elixir to the stumps and regrow extra heads from there on! I don't see the issue!

   I'm just positively enchanted by the idea of blending more then one completely unique personality & character into one body! I need to hear of more examples! No doubt you can tell from what characters I have tossed out there! Still...

  I do suppose... there are limits to everything...

   Yes, that's twenty-seven heads. I did the math. Yes, those are necks leading into butts. I see not the moral quandary there. And yes, when it comes to the Guilds of Ravinica, I'm a little bit in between Simic & Izzet. 

  THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!

  That... seriously is one of the most inspirational things I've ever seen. Sure, its undoubtedly psychopathic, but The Black Knight has always been a role model to me. Specifically the Monty Python parody of him!

  You know how that translates to me? That what does it matter if I'm in pain? Long as I have a goal, I can bleed to death on the ground knowing I came out a winner! I may have failed miserably, but long as I outlast, long as I am convinced that I'm the winner, then what does the outcome mean then, eh? Least I never stopped swinging and I can be proud of that! Some of my proudest, happiest moments have been my spectacular failures! I'll take my losses over you pathetic Winners who managed to move onto their next goal! Losing only means I can keep pursuing my goal with even more fervor! It's only a flesh wound!

  Gad! It makes me want to play my Death Knight from Warcraft again! I named him Theblaknight for a reason!

   HAVE AT YOU!

Here's Eckel! My Kitsune Dragon! Ain't he adorable? You should see his long tail waggle like it does!!

   On a side note: Anyone know how to reduce picture size? Well over half my pics for Avatar & Cover Photo have somehow become "too large" to fit here where they once did without problem. Doesn't seem to so much be a resizing issue as... the file itself is too large now? Somehow? So... help?

I suppose I must face facts. I have the same taste as the mermaid from Monster Musume. (Think her name was Marina...?) I do adore me a sad, tragic, classic tale of unrequited love & unhappy endings!

  I've always been enamored by the tale of the gorgons.

   Some cocky young mortal lass brags about her beauty so much as to laud herself over that of even the Greek gods. To punish & spite her they then decide to curse her with the form of a snake (because snakes are some hideous demon apparently, not worth proper respect...hmph.) with a nest of poisonous vipers as her hair and a visage so repulsive that for the rest of her life she can no longer even meet face to face or make eye contact with anyone else.  ...and think this curse also hit her two sisters for no reason other than to ruin two other lives by proxy.

   ...and then came Perseus. Tasked to lop off her head because of her history of killing hundreds of others because of her uncontrolled powers. Does Perseus bother to stop & ask why? No, because he's the hero, they're not allowed to think any deeper then that. And there we have it. Medusa attacked, because at that point she had become the monster the world wanted her to be. She had to turn feral & attack everything that came near because she had no other option for food other than what was dropped by her victims that didn't turn to stone before she looked at it. 

  So what's the moral there? Sometimes life just keeps taking blows at you & you have to accept your lot in life & hope nobody stands firm on their own small story and ends you because of what their ignorant about. There's... just so much beauty in that... a wronged lady, forever paying for a moment's indiscretion... to never know the world or what life can supply you with by dint of your very being...

  I'd date a medusa. ...provided there's mirrored sunglasses... or maybe some sort of permanent blindfold for me...

    ...I bet gorgon kisses tickle~hee~*

   *blush*   *ahem*...

Pretty low on energy still...

   Sigh. At least my parents have gone on their way now.

Today was the first time I have tasted catfood.

     ...I was curious, okay?

            Never before Have I so wanted to saw my own tongue off! The commercials make it look like hamburger gravy! Dog food is fine n' chewy, but we feed that acidic slop to an actual living creature? It's like licking a wild tropical fish! One with spines!