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  1. Not that any of you asked, but I make a point of not making good morning/good night updates. 

     For one, there's no viable way to respond to those without pretty much just nodding & providing no additional information. Second, I ain't got no sense of time anyhow; light & darkness is too piddlin' a diff anyhow.

     ...... but, too tired to bother with me own rules even.

     Soooooooo... Goodnight!

    1. Duality

      Duality

      *nods and provides no additional information*

  2. ...Have I mentioned I have a species of invading aliens? Ones that'd fit perfectly into Equestria? 

     A super intelligent, cold & uncaring of "fleshlings" race that happens to appear flower-like enough for infiltration!

     The Botananoids!

    Playing with the idea of giving them all non threatening human names that make them seem otherworldly compared to pony pun-based naming conventions! The bloodthirsty Agent Lloyd & the tyrannical Overseer Bob!

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    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      *sharp intake of breath before pausing with an opinionated gesture*

       ... well, shiitake stirfry! Guess that's the downside to being a regenerative plantform, innit? Immune to "pruning" but not good ol' chemical weapons!

       ... do love my Tarbaby Tactics!

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I can probably beat them. I don't have a green thumb. I help plants into a sort of transitional period and send them on their way to meet Jesus.

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      You're the Dr. Kevorkian for plants!

  3. Posh! Y'all laughed at me when I started eating soup with a fork, but I did it! I actually managed to fork soup!! Admittedly, had to be pretty chunky soup & really fast fork flicking, but... Also have had some success knifing peas. Chopsticks... sometimes I just give up & start impaling food.
  4. If there's one thing workin' has taught me... it's that my hair despises being restrained & tied back.

     Can stand all day without hesitation, I can skip a day of eating... and being grumpy because of it, but my hair hisses like a tortured wildcat at me daring to keep it from shedding on my immediate surroundings!

    1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Dude, i sweat like you would not believe. That and ink do not mix well. My shirts all look like crap. 

      But hey, there IS something about mary!

  5. "We don't know of any non-carbon based lifeforms yet, so there's nothing to choose from outside there." ...says the purely Hydrogen & Oxygen lifeform. Did hear some theories about methane centric life forming in on one of those.... Gas Giant planet moons. Whole seas of methane out there. Must stink. Have heard Science still can't completely agree on just how the Brain works the way it does. Or why humans need sleep. Or how bikes stay upright. Could say Science is kinda fighting a losing battle with Reality itself. There's a sort of somewhat more... genuine feeling to more purely theoretical pursuits. What's your take on Philosophy; what with all yer fancy college Larnin'? Ever take any dabbling classes in them?
  6. @Califorum How have I been?!!? HOW HAVE I BEEN!??! That's one of the most loaded questions, in my opinion! Like, how often does somebeing ask that genuinely, & in a setting where you can just deluge out a response about everything in your day so far & how you've felt about it?! Part of me wants to just grab the other guy that drive-bys that question by the collar, and in the same fluid motion set them gently down while spinning in a chair to sit backwards on & launch into a whole spiel of: "Well, think it all started back in my childhood when..." ...Uh... ...Started a new job. New continent to move to. Rather stressed. Ain't really got much time lately to be in the Comp around here. Maybe I will when I can actually afford a Comp... and hopefully a place to live sometime. ...Anyhoofles! What am I most proud of, @Sunset Rose? Well... pride is kind of rare for me... it's why I practice it so much on the Internet! Hard to be proud of physical items when I move so much. ... I would say my… wisdom? Mentality? I often say wisdom is knowing, but intelligence is applying it. I have always had an open mind & a vivid imagination. Well enough to be noticed by the sorts who don't regularly care for such qualities that in others. Being a daydreamer is the upside to being a worrier! Always felt the things I came up with put most screen entertainment to shame! Did used to have a hobby of imagining 3D shapes & slowly turning them to experience perception shifts. …oughta get back into it. Helps focus.
  7. Just watched a review on Garfield. How he's sold out; not as bitter & witty as he once was... but he's still alive, working & a part of people's hearts even if his author gave up on what used to be his dream.

     It's... kind of beautiful, that. Something that never was is still growing & living. 

     I'm.... actually crying over a YouTube review of a comic strip now... 

    1. Libra

      Libra

      People need to realize things change, as much as we want for things to stay the same it cant.

      And im sorry about that.

    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      If it helps, here is a Far Side comic and Dennis the Menace with their dialogues accidentally switched.

       

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    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Being "Original" or being noticed is something that has always kind of stuck with me. You hear fans rag about creators selling out & that being treated like the death of creativity, but it's like Garfield grew up, got a job, justa change in priorities. Like we all got to do. 

       Everything changes, fumbles through its growth; if the imaginary can, then it's okay if I do.

       And aye! Remember that little mistake from a Far Side anthology I had once! Larson said it felt a bit funnier that way!

  8. As fer mesef, gawt me wunna dem dar Applejack accents. Reckon ahm about as fahr Amurican as eh feller kin get! Just wit' as much book larnin' of a vocabylarry as ah I dew, maght reckon it rubs off a smidgen bit pre-tense-us! For anybeing who says Americans don't have an accent, watch humor Anime. American English has a habit of sounding like your bellowing out demands, overreacting or about to end every sentence with "Ya Chumpbiscuit!" "WHERE IS LAS BATHROOM!! ...YA CHUMPBISCUIT! ...WHY DONT YOU AMERICAN, OH! Mah! GAHD!" American is likely second only to German for its unintended aggressive cadence. Speaking of cadence, Scottish is absolute verbal gold! There's Mad Munchkin on YouTube who does mostly pony videos, but I've also found myself tuning in to a radio preacher solely because of his accent. If Dragons had an accent, it'd be Scottish! Somehow, maybe just with me, but Scottish can't seem to dip below the sheer, Liquid Manly Awesomeness of Sean Connery! It's like the Maud Pie of accents! I am so a Scots weeaboo! ...an Irish is pretty cool too! Quantifying worst might be as tricky though. I would say Portuguese. It's one of those languages that are heavy in guttural & slurring sounds & I can only imagine how bad that converts were you try to speak some other language you aren't used to.
  9. Convinced now that having children drives you literally insane. Which is a pity, wanted to have kids eventually.

     Just got dragged to some kiddy get-together. Was hot, sweaty and awkward because I was the only being there who had enough sanity to refer to something other than "My Kids, My Kids." I swear, it's infuriating how parents these days seem to equally see their children as extensions of themselves while having nothing but kid-related thoughts. It's as if having to care for others robs you of any identity.

     And even worse, makes me feel like an abnormal outcast.

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    2. Libra

      Libra

      Same.

      I refuse to have kids.

    3. Passion

      Passion

      They will drive you insane initially. They will most probably help you keep sanity once you're old, unless you raise them terribly and don't keep in touch with them.

      But having no family and living with the ever growing knowledge that there is nobody to be there for you and you're actually all alone. Yeah. Kinda sucks when I think ahead.

       

      Then again. It is as you have said. It's the PARENTS not the kids. Kids may be the catalyst. But how they shape your life depends on how you shape theirs.

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Sigh, well... it's kind of hard enough already trying to form a lasting friendship. Suppose it is a stage of maturity far enough past me to barely comprehend it.

  10. @Soren Peregrine & Duality: To butt in there... those are called Shadow Creatures. The amorphous, shifting half-real entities one sees late at night when nerves are shot, yet too clear to deny by rite of hallucination? Some of my friends happen to be Shadow Creatures! ...though I'm not one to ask about what really counts as "existing." Anyhow, guess it comes down to application of aforesaid pressure? Like one can't just "curb stomp" in a ribcage by foot alone, but a bookcase falling on you might splatter you or at least do enough damage to require a hospital visit? Has to be sudden & direct force? Could swear I had seen a massage practice that had another actually standing on top of the subject's back. It's a worry of mine; if you're wondering. You see heads blow up all the time in movies, but that's ludicrous. Skulls are pressurized to where even routine medical procedures can't dent there. But a ribcage feels like poorly designed biological structures, like something akin to a basket-weaving project gone wrong. ....hmm, and for my continuing questions... What's your favorite biological, carbon-based lifeform structure? (To whit, limb or organ or tissue of an animal. excluding plant life.)
  11. If I may talk Anthro here.

     You know what's the best part of an anthro shark? 🦈 That beautiful smile! There's just something relaxing about that mouth full of sharp fangs that assures you you don't need to think anymore. Because your body already well knows how to react if it lunges at you!

     You see that a lot on some OCs. Call it the Shark Smirk! That sort of half-moon, upside down forced frown where you mostly only move your corners of your mouth into an awkward grimace.

     I've gotten a lot of practice in that lately.

  12. @Steve Piranha Well, Yes, but... I still stand that it is ludicrous that they would have to consider it.
  13. Great. Now I'm fantasizing about being friends enough with someone where we can make Friendship Bracelets. Despite being well into my adult phase of life... it'd probably be totally awkward if I finally pin some fellow down, they ask how to do this "hang out" & I chirp up with learning to make Friendship Bracelets.

      ...never got to go to any sort of Camp or anywhere out of Mother's reach.

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    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Probably wouldn't be the first time a car crashed because of a duck 🦆 in a hat 🎩  

      ...what does... this have to do with... what we were talking about? If, uh, I can ask?...

       ... you might've just Confused the Spirit of Confusion there!

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Ducks in hats are the appropriate responses to anything. Except the fishstick.

       Can i add confuzzling the spirit of confuzzling to my resume?

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Yais. Yais, Joo may.

  14. If this Status gets One Each of each "brohoof" reaction, I'll confess to you all a deep, Dark, shocking, life-changing, dramatic secret!

    1. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Ooh! So close! Just the new ones!

       Lil' tip is you can shuffle around which ones you use if y'all wanted to make an organized attempt!

  15. Mere moments ago, as I supped upon the desiccated, boiled remains of an ungulate topped with the undeveloped spawn of Fowl; I did espy a trio of young females neigh unto the so claimed Dead of Night & Witching Hour walking the dark city streets with no goal or reason apart from the three synchronized phone lights bobbing in front of their hypnotized faces.

     Don't know how I keep finding new faith to lose in Humanity! Ya think I'd run out at some point!

    1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Who put Bella in the Wych Elm?

  16. *Twitch* Really? What kind of Apes are running the company here?!!? Like, how is MLP not single hoofidly supporting the entirety of the service? They don't even carry Doctor Who where I am! I'm surprised Netflix isn't writhing & pleading to be allowed to showcase it! It's a cashcow! ...PesoPony?... Bah! Netflix was my only Pony! Now I'm all Salty!
  17. You seem to be just a tad smidgen obsessed with tails, @NathanW200. I fully approve. I really have to give it to Pinkie. She is by & far the fluffiest so she certainly wins in Cuddly! But there's far more to tails than merely that! (I'll fight to the death against the Mods merging this topic with "best tail!") Pinks is cuddly n' all, an' imma gonna let ya finish... but Dashie's is most Awesome tail! There's something wonderful about a more streamlined, natural tail like RD's & Applejack's. (I could run entire essay thesis on each mare's tail!) Neither clearly takes that much focus on grooming their tails & that makes it all the better to smell their personality in it. The scent of open air, sweat of willing excerise & pride all in a natural, much more horse-like tail that falls easily where she just leaves it to grow & not fussed over like Rarity's or Flutter's with so much shampoo & brushie-brushie. Imagine Raininator Dash's gathers like a broom, coarse but still soft. Firm enough to muzzle into, but not suffocating in its fluffiness. Like one of those neck-pillows or shaped throw pillows; firm enough to push back against your cuddling... ... besides. Bit more appeal to a mare you have to get to know first. Set up a cuddle when she feels up to it~ Imagine one has to literally pry Pinkie off of you at times! ... but that's just as cute too~ Edit: Ooh! And there's also method to consider! Pinkie's voluptuous tail can basically only go up & down. Rainbow has that swagger to her wag!~~
  18. So... as fitting moving, been told that I have to pare everything I own down to three boxes. Which means getting rid of almost all of my closet's worth of books. ...which are still cut in half from the last time I moved... when I kinda have a complex about losing things when even other beings don't bother to stay in my life.

     ... when do I put my claw down & say that this is too much for me? There's no worth to life if I can't hold on to anything.............

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    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Oh, well, yeah... like... it ain't my house I bought. And my stuff is mostly small & I at least have the option...

       ...it's hard being positive.

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      i know that feeling. I get reminded every day that i sweat way too much and my work close are disgusting messes just like me. 

      Fuck positivity. Alcohol is a good substitute.

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Bah. Foreign substances have yet to affect me. Well... sugar can wreck me but... caffeine, alchol & even meds barely dent this insurmountable facade of stubbornness! 

       ... unless we count a YouTube addiction...

  19. "When your... Stitch comes loose... I wanna sleep. On every... single. Piece. Of fuzz. " Don't sound so romantic with the emphasis, eh? ...... " I can't feel my face when I'm with you! BUT I LOVE IT!!!"
  20. Slingin' at a chicken joint & I can't help but imagine myself as my fursona. Y'know, the skink with the seven-foot tongue? 

     "...so, Both?... Accidentally dragged my tongue through the flour n' fried it... again."

     Then later, bopping up cheerfully at the register: "Hewwo! How can ah hap you?"

    Customer: " Uhh... you sure you don't need the help?"

     "Naaah! Got thumb thalve back there! The next batch might taithe a bit funny tho!"

     Customer: "I'll just.. have a salad.."

     Boss slowly slides into the scene, grimacing: "Get back to cooking..."

    1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      What kind of chicken?

      chicken permission?

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      "Got thum Thicken Fingerth! Th' kinda greasy tho'."

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      CHICKEN PERMISSION!!!!!

  21. Heh, heh, heh. I for one approve of comparing mare's horns! ... because it totally legitimizes my headcannon! See, been gradually noticing Twi's horn subtly growing and, coupling this together with the fact that Celestia clearly has the bigger horn compared to her sister I can say that there certainly is a connection between alicornhood & growth of favored traits. Both examples tend to rely on their magic more often, while Luna & Cadence are more physically oriented. Luna has been most heroic, prone to leaps & flight while Cadence is famous for foregoing any levitation in a pinch & preferring to be tossed like a javelin. From this we can deduce: bigger wings= previously a Pegasus; bigger horn= previously an unicorn. So yes, Twilight Sparkle is intended to eventually match Celestia's stature. Perhaps not in the span of the show though... Clearly, Luna being nearly a head shorter cannot be attributed to age difference; they would had to be equally mature at the point they earned alicornation. And, makes sense that Magic use, clearly a dominant trait, would supply more overall growth. Twilie will toootally get that majestic, yard-long spiral antler! ...though, maturation in natural born, pseudo-alicorns by right of combined genetic matrices thereby implicates a suitable wild variation in.......
  22. Really wanna rp my naga in a game of Pony Pathfinder! (Y'know... P&P?) 

     Mostly because the way my snake-sona works, he doesn't fit anywhere but barely in Equestria.

  23. What is a Molotary Grads Snvggl3r? Why are hugs the best? And... not to detract from the spirit of the prior two questions, How much weight/pressure can the slightly-below-average human ribcage take before it cracks, crushing aforesaid specimen into instantaneous death? ...can only imagine its much higher than expected... but it is so hard researching these things.
  24. Sorry, been dead for a while & it'll likely be a while before the Regeneration kicks in. Now let us see, @Duality... #1. Because it is entirely possible for one being to fulfill all those requirements. Every woman has been a daughter & can be a mother. While other siblings may not need to be mentioned, other simultaneous instances of offspring can technically account as a secondary instance of being a "mother." The same can be said for being a daughter to two parents, regardless of their relation. ... or, cheaper logic... scissors. Wasn't specified whether the Value or Phisical Form was "whole." #2. Your Breath. Classic dual usage of metaphorical & literal terminology. #3. Stumped me there for about a month... Fire? 🔥 Usually hear fire as "eating without a mouth" but it doesn't so much die as suffocate under water 💦 The Elements don't really count as "things" for the purposes of most descriptions. ...Y'all might have to poke harder if I'm going to be solidly situated enough here.
  25. You know, Chrissy? What I've found helps with my own poor self-confidence? Listen to music like it's referring directly to you. Without exception; that's the important part.

     Too easy is it to find the sad or aggressive songs that already agree to what you set yourself to believe. Listen to everything, let the radio wander to those dumb songs or the cheap, dime-a-dozen love songs. Like One Direction! 

     Depression (or whichever we may call it) likes to pick & choose. Lets us forget about the bright spots. There's no harm in being fearful or cautious, but there is in refusing to see any way else. Open yourself to possibilities! Entertain the notions you daren't consider; listen to the message, every message, in everything! 

    ...my favorite one...?...

     ...*ahem*

       The way that you smile at the ground gets me overwhelmed. It ain't hard to tell... you don't know you're beautiful... and that's what makes you beautiful! 

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