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Widdershins
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First day at my new job went well! Despite the fact that I just realized I have the same position as Spongebob.
Really need to stop putting my face in the industrial deep fryers.
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Orientation Day for a new job always seems rougher than actually working said job.
Well... good news is I might be able to afford things soon. If I work more, maybe I can afford other things! Like Food & Shelter!
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Have you ever wanted to re-do your introduction post?
Widdershins replied to Kaneki's topic in General Discussion
Pssh! "Nostalgia & Remembering Things" such a cute and antiquated and quaint notion! Implying that every attempt isn't utterly flueless the first thyme around! I never fix or self-censure my posts! Surely that would tone that it wasn't pure ART the first place! I am unto that-thing-Discord-keeps-calling-himself! (I can't directly make the comparison... "stuff" happens.) T'cha! I don't make mistakes; I make mistakes! ... ..... ...wait... -
Heya guyses! Found me a new theme song!
Widdershins! Don't you da-
What'chu sippin' on dat got chu talkin' craaazy? Lookin' at me siiideways, always comin' aaat me!~~
I swear to me! If you don't stop-
Why you, Why you actin' hard when you just a Bay-Be?! Boy, I keep it real with you, but you tryin' play me!
I'll die before I give Meghan Trainor credit for anything!!!
Have yoooouuu loooost your MiiiiIIIIIiiiiind?
YES! YES I HAVE!!
Open up. Your. Eyeees! HUNH!
Som-eOne Else! YOU MUSTA CONFUSE ME, CON-FUSE ME! WITH!~~
She's a HACK! A HACK I SAY!! It CAN'T be catchy!
There ain't no excuses, Excuses, Babe! Som-eOne Else!
Ya Momma raised cha better'n THAT!
HUNH!
...WHY I ever put you in charge of remembering songs...
Spoilerhttps://genius.com/Meghan-trainor-no-excuses-lyrics
..stop being a relatable ditzy-Valley-Girl, Tray-Nor, when I'm trying to hate yer guts...
...Duck Shoe, Meghan Trainor!
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...A strange, unknown, Little Girl came up to our place a little wile ago with free cake.
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*sounds of cake-munching*
...not sayin' I want y'all to warn me off.. but I do need somebeing to blame when this inevitably backfires.
I'll die before I turn down free cake! ...and I probably will.~
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"Loyal to the Cthulhu Mythos" is one of those common working contradictions. There IS no mythos around h- It.
Cthulhu showed up ONCE, for ONE STORY then disappeared forever until others piggybacked on a dead author's work. All It did was mug for proverbial screen time. Cthulhu is pretty much just a useless meme.
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BUT MUH BOY AZATHOTH!!! Bro loves his pipes n' drums! Dudebro so boss he don't even GOTS PHYSICAL FORM!
ALL HAIL AZATHOTH!!!
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Teratophilia is awesome.
It's not even my thing. Technically.
It's a simply wonderful thing when you have always seen yourself as a Eldritch Abomination or maybe as literally Faceless or some treelike shadow demon covered in random eyes... and somewhere out there are everyday people who consider that as beautiful, attractive & romantic.
Just looking that up brought a tear to my face... & a wide, toothy grin like I haven't smiled in ages!
Even a Shoggoth needs a little love!~~
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I have been told that after missing a night's sleep, your supposed to keep your self up until the proper time you would,
I say that's stupid and you should sleep whenever your body needs it and your capable to.
Any tips? Too hard to internet research this on my current....
/facedesk
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food What was the last food you ate?
Widdershins replied to Member Berry's topic in General Discussion
Currently working on a Snowple! A special breed of apple out here in Japan, apparently! I can just imagine the trees growing out of perpetual, sparkling snow! Tastes as cute as it sounds! Yeh, I so am an Ice-Type! ...this summer is only enforcing that! -
Lllook... look....look....I... I know I may exaggerate often... over-react just a teeeeeeeensy bit, but! The...
My nieces have got some toy now. Little electronic Elsa & Anna figures... that shoot bright multicolored lasers out of their heads while repeating the honking, screeching words of "Let It Go." Not the song... literally just those three words. At high pitch. And of course the kids point the seizure sticks right into their eyes.
Sis just thinks I'm overreacting when I lose my mind when those things are on. I am... tearing out my own flesh here.
Mercy. Please.
Even if go busy myself with something else... still hear it my head.
I need some way to convince them to turn it off.
... or get away with smashing them with hammers in the middle of the night.
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Wait... they cancelled the whole "Dark Universe" monster movie thing because the Mummy movie didn't pan out? ...why? Did you dumb, babbling Viewing Public go " Nuhh! First one bad! I never watch anything of it no more!" And not give them any benefit of the doubt to try again for the better? ...that's never stopped Hollywood before.
Or were they banking on funding the following movies with the cash from the one before? ...because that would be stupidly presumptuous.
....like, Hollywood stupid.
....SIGH... Guierllmo del Toro managed a unique monster movie without pandering & shoving in glaring A-list actors...
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@Zayfen Granted! A beautiful pair of angelic, fluffy, feathered wings! ...unfortunately, biology states that you have to have the corresponding skeletal structure & evolved musculature. You basically just have flappy dead flesh hanging out of your back now. Least it's decorative!! ... Wish I knew how to work this bloody, dumb oil' IPad...
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Ever have a big day coming up, like the first day at a new job & your just physically incapable of sleeping, at all, the night before?
... *intense glaring & twitching*
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So, uh... think it'd be okay to walk up to a girl, out of the blue, never met, snd just start off with:
"I really like your hair."
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Really lonely. Maybe I'll get a new friend at my new job...
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Couldn't sleep with my plushies last night. Couldn't bear to look them in the face.
I don't understand why any tries; maybe I should stop trying as hard.
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I need to vent.
Just spent the entire day waiting for someone else's help only to be ignored. I might as well not have woken up today.
Every thing I try falls through. Every time I try to be independent, there's more steps. There is never any result other than my continued stress. I can't count on any living being. No one talks to me. Only friends I have ever had just walked away and disappeared without a word. Literally no one had ever regarded me with anything but hired help. I try to inpact as little as possible so as to not bother others, but with as little as i effect, I might as well just never wake up ever again!
I can't do anything without others, but others don't even think about me. If Life doesn't want me accomplish anything then I have to be the rotting log it wants me to be.
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@Widdershins I know exactly how you feel
My dad pissed me off a couple of days ago and I've been trying to cheer myself up by watching motorsport streams...but it hasn't worked so far 
...and I've tried taking a nap, but that hasn't worked either. I feel like the only way I'll be satisfied is if I go up to him and insult him 
(which I'm planning to do btw...I ain't gonna let any-one push me around)
...and hey, if you ever need to talk to some-body, please leave me a message on our PM. I wouldn't mind having a conversation with ya and it wouldn't bother me one bit if you left a ton of messages on there
(actually, I would appreciate it if you left a message on there. I could really use some-one to talk to) 
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I have messaged you, @SolarFlare13. A different letter though; a long while back.
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Perhaps "pet peeves" works better for the title. "Beserk" feels more combat oriented. ... .......*cluck* Y'all wanna know what triggers a Draconequus...? Well, rules. Or more specifically, having to deal with others who do. There's a reason you only get to see one draconequui at a time. Mine? Demons. Widdershins has dealt with demons before. They start out all friendly, then they backstab you & suck all the fun out. I got me headcannons on daemonica; used to rp a warlock. If they aren't duplicitous & manipulative, it ain't demon. As for my actual ponysona: Ambie may be spineless & accustomed to the eccentricities of "fine dining", but serve him seafood and he'll lunge at your throat from across the table! The family's tropical fish were his only friends for most of his foalhood. Serving him fish might just as well be a severed horse head! As for the Hydra..... well, you try having six different personalities & see how much of a stable regard you have! -
I do despise Flies & most buzzy insects. Routinely continue swatting them until even their juices are too smeared to tell. But, no, it's what fliers represent. I know I am enamored of Rainbow Dash & the concept of Time which both rely heavily on it, but... the element of Speed. I may dislike blood, but I can laugh off absurd gore. I don't surprise easi-*cough* well, relative. ... speed is relative. When you're more defense & planning based as I am, having somebody manage to suddenly appear behind you without noticing counts as Speed. It's the JumpScares that get me! Like those spiders in the Hobbit movie! I would be friends with a six foot, intellegent spider! Just! Stop! Moooving!! You ever seen that big lug in animated shows that gets outpaced by the speedster and just resorts to a blind, dim-witted, flailing fury? That's me! "Stop movin' when ah'm tryin' ta kill yah!" If a ball ever managed to whizz past my ear without being seen or hitting me, I'd likely take more damage going catatonic in shock than if it had hit me! WhackaMole would probably be a personal hell to me! The mere concept of Racing makes me grumpy & Dubstep just overwhelmes my emotions & whatever too much! Thunderation! I know I have flown into a panic every time some winged creature did a dive anywhere near me! ANY Speed is terrifying & an aberration of the natural order of things! ... wonder why I'm fine traveling in vehicles though…?
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Zo: The mirror land of Oz. Brappledough: A bready apple baked into dough. Jaunchenna: A small Jaunch. PosonbodyBrit
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I HAD intended to go somewhere today, but my sister tied up all the showers due , in part, because one humanspawn happened to spend the night in a blind, screeching rage.
Still have stuff to do because Pre-job paperwork wants me to retry the "narrative" despite every step prior having already explained things & I have no deeper reason than " I want job so I don't die." I don't CARE about why, specifically, this place! At least, not enough to tell a bloody fourth time!
Am I remiss in taking all this personally?!
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Brrrrmmmooo: The sound that comes from the animal that makes ice cream. Tryktyk
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You know one thing about living with a family that makes it worthwhile? Booping a baby! Truly, there is no judgement in the face of an infant!
...or Larval Humanspawn, as I call them.
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It occurs to me. I may have to forsake my title of Spirit of Confusion now that I live with beings far, far adept of chaos. Namely, children!
Truly, that must be why thou art experienced in matters of madness & the surreal! Thy art one tasked to wrangling & bringing order to those small beings adrift in as random as chaos can be; a task which of its own inclinations must lean into madness itself! That most mythical of titles: "The Parent!"
You gotta be mad to be a Parent, or maybe you become that after. Or were you born with your sense of humor, eh?
...Oh, and why five tonnes of flax?
