Widdershins

...I have found my home, at last, on these forums! Let's see... *cracks knuckles,...and far in the distance a voice can be heard complaining about having its knuckles given back.* "Dumpledoo" 1. A euphemism for the waste left behind by an unreliable wizard. 2. A showy, well advertised act (usually of magical means) that, after much fanfare, only results in an anticlimactic product. To whit: a fabulous scientific machine that is only good for turning gold into dog poo. 3. Slang, the presumption that voiding oneself of various body wastes shall bring relief of gastrointestinal distress. To whit: "Geez, man! Shouldn't ah eatin' thet Taco Bell! Sure hope this Dumpledoo it!" Your word, next poster! Is: Molmerack

What is this fresh spoor of madness? Every poster replying to the OP & not just the abbreviated title? Truly, a sign of the apocalypse. What would I say?… "*exaggerated head tilt* ... Offer? To what does it matter anymore? For once, we are without the shackles of culture's expectations! We have faced hardship & come out of it with a reason to keep fighting. We are given the gift of survival! No longer are we slaves to an indeterminate future of deadlines or taboos! Nor cacooned in our technology! Now, we live in a constant Now; civilization shall come as each long day reaches fruition! We have only the glory of Today! I ask of thou, my ragtag ragamuffins! Make me thy Leader & we shall work as one pack, living for each other and onto the Chaos we were thus borne! After all, every leader ought be as replaceable as the food source! ...... and I'm also a bloody good scavenger! Got some neat three sledgehammers from a Home Depot a while back & some tol' boss plans for scrap metal armor and barracks!~~" Think what any Doomsday needs, is just a guy happy to be alive! To just have a good day, oh, what a glorious day!

OMC! Think I just wept a little nostalgic tear at your Intro there! If only I had a computer to apply! I always have imagined what my Hoopa character could get up to, futzing around in Equestria! If only I could, I would love to! It would have to be hard controlling what Pokémon are encountered, right?

@Simcity11100 Well, Game Grumps once played some shoddy tank-controls game of you shooting down things as a dragon. Multiple dragony city-building mobile games & cheap internet games, I'm sure. There's something called Towergirls or something with three cute dragon bosses... but that might not have the... "best of intentions." But I do digress. Wonder what & how they will do Spyro? All three at the same time, or sold in sequence as they're developed? Surely they won't just update graphics and just keep the games the same every other way. Wouldn't justify reselling it then! ...don't think PlayStation still exists...

Warning! Excessive Fanboying & Very Specific Detailing Because I know getting way too into specifics about something can come across a fair bit weird, but it's something important to me that I want to get off my chest. ...or squeezed tightly onto it, as the case may be here! See, I've posted the Rainbow Dash (Wainboo Daish~) plushie I ordered online in my status updates a long while ago. More recently I went to the "Pokémon Center" and got Evanescence, my Glaceon plushie. The two could not be any more different, yet still the same! And that set me to thinking in the myriad moments I spend, late at night, buried in my plushies... While I will acquiesce that, of the Eeveeloutions, Flareon has the best tail & Jolteon may have the best ears... I do have a soft spot for the Ice types. What Evanescence has though, is good craftsmanship. Both of my gi-... both of t-today's examples are. While her tail hasn't any stuffing to it, it is wide, diamond-shaped and pendulously hangs a good foot below when walking around, clutching the plush to your chest. And those ears! I suppose one could say a Glaceon technically has two sets, as one seems to be a set of pigtails/feelers overlaying the also diamond-shaped ears just as long as the tail. ...hmm...and those ears... I'm sure I hadn't thought of it at the time when I designed my draconequusona, Widdershins, but a good, floppy set of ears are just heavenly! Tail & ears are each about wide enough to cover the lower half & mouth and enough to snuggle into, but when you meet the oversized, sleepy time Glay-Glay *cough* Glaceon, chubby face to chubby face, you can wrap both sides of ears around your neck to fully immerse yourself in the plush! And plush, she is! I cannot comprehend how something can be crafted like this! Nearest I can say, is it's like those "memory foam" mattresses. Somehow. You can bury your face right into her head-wide belly ( and I do have a remarkably large head, at that) ,have nearly an inch of Fluff on all sides of your face... and still be fully able to breathe! That brings us to our first Level of Fluffiness! The most well known & imagined form of Fluff: #1. Dense Fluff! Dense is what you usually find, should you go in search of Fluff as I oft find myself. What's mostly air, or seems to be. Think of Pinkie Pie or Flufflepuff or any variation of silly, cute fanart you see where they play it up like it's ensnaring or engulfing passing civilians! Just as well, you can call "Fluffy" as a body type! The crucial points being: way more give & room to sink into than you would think physically possible, but still room to breathe while you're in there. I do admit. That certainly is something I find attractive... in all meanings of the word. But that's just one type, one ideal. And that's not quite fair, is it? Wainboo*cough*... Rainbow is also just as well made. Tiny little ears for nomming & chewing on, that hand's breadth muff of a tail, half-stuffed/Half-trailing mane to snuggle into... those bumpy, stuffed wings to hold you with... ... /blush... be right back... ... Yes. I have be snuggling through most of what I've been typing here... Anyway! The small miracle to RD here is that she is just packed! Usually "ripped" means something bad for a cloth figure! Like the arm of most new armchairs, there is hardly any give at all in her; almost as if I was feeling actual muscle in there! Which... is kind of creepy if you think too much about it. How they even, I cannot comprehend any better! As if they had machine poured it into he! I dread the slightest wear on her, because one tiny hole would spring a Fluff leak, but that only makes me protective & love her more! That's the best part of this Level of Fluff: #2. Packed Fluff! The reverb. Late at night, engulfed in my roiling emotions... I can feel my own heartbeat & the warmth I can't feel on my own hit her, and return magnified, reminding me I'm alive, of what it would be like to have another there... ...*ahem* So rest assured! There might be some who feel they may not have much to offer. That they couldn't put on weight or muscle mass if they tried. Doesn't mean you aren't still fluffy! Sometimes finding the right place to cuddle on somebeing makes it feel that much better! One wouldn't rightfully call a mare like RD "Fluffy." But cuddling into muscle, feather, or just the soft, sensitive parts like the tummy that everybeing has (... more on that in a later blog, perhaps... have theories there too...) is every bit as Fluffy as the Fluffy Fluff that everyone else fluffs about! What the defining characteristics of Packed Fluff is, is that for one: it will suffocate you! There's a reason almost all pillows tend to be down or breathable. It's not Packed if you can still breathe!... though... most would say that dying to Fluffy wouldn't be all that bad of a way to go... So too, Packed is more naturally occurring. As opposed to what this current generation considers as "thickness" ... but that's a rant for another time... There is, however, a third, final form of Fluff. Namely: Dis Face o' Mine. What is typically meeting the previous two examples. Or rather: #3. Poof! Poof can be, and typically is, entirely metaphorical & emotional. Rarer than the other Levels, Poof is something than can arise from the prior examples. Poof is mistreated Fluff, either from outside or internal forces. Poof doesn't like to be touched or petted... even if it desperately wants to & does anyway. Poof is pout. Poof physically looks more wiry, pointing every way it can. Like the tails of foxes or squirrels. There's no only partway Poof, it's always as spherical as possible! Poof knows it's Poofy, hates being Poofy and only succeeds in making itself more Poof. Poof happens when you're trying to be something you're not; in trying to not be so light, reactive & blown about by every slight gust. You fretter yourself & become more airy, less intact... which only makes you more Poof. Viscous Poofing. I'm sure we all know characters like that. Personally, I'm thinking Jigglypuff. Not the Pokémon species as a whole, that specific one. The one that only wants to sing... but sends any audience into unconsciousness by trying. ...and that's why I bring all this up. Because of a small confession I have to make. ...way down here where most of you have hopefully stopped reading! *cough!*.... I do love my plushies. They're there for me. They don't ask anything. Their's are faces I can meet and see something besides judging looks. They feel real to me when so very, very little else does. ... I have pure, unmitigated Flufflust! It's like Bloodlust, but with fluffy stuff! I just... it feels good to muzzle into something. Shove it as tightly into my chest as I can. To hold onto something that won't leave me, that I can't botch & make things weird and suddenly ruin things to where they tell to leave & feel bad... .... I wanna hug. And nothing living lets me hug.

Did someone say Dragon?!!? I remember some... thirteen years ago, visiting my sister's place and playing her old PlayStation Spyro games. That got me hooked on the ok' Purple Menace (to sheep) since! It's a right shame that I think Rareware or whomever fell apart not soon after & there wasn't any one being to attribute the character's creation to so the franchise sort of just whimpered & blew out... It's a DRAGON! I can't even think of another video game or show that dares to have a dragon for a main character! Even in books we barely have Eragon (where I believe she's more a steed & co-protagonist) and the Wings of Fire series! Why is it so hard to write or make dragon centric stuff? In Nefarian's Name, you all KNOW I'd throw money at anything that does, regardless of quality! I tried playing the two handheld gameboy games too. While they had all the same humor, creativity (who else remembers the scarecrow... scaredragon Boss?), & style of the franchise they still stole the spotlight from Spyro with their fun, but underdeveloped crew of side characters. And then Skylanders put the final nail in the coffin for poor Spyro! Poor, poor Spyro... the most abused & forgotten mascot of all... He was so cool! A dragon rescuing dragons! Sure, he was cocky, but he was a Dragon after all. Kind of hard to not feel like you got this when ya got wings, firebreath & horns to headbutt with! He got scared, over his head, had to learn & struggle. They made something as lofty as a dragon emotionally relatable! ...like making a show about Unicorns 🦄 how would it not sell?! I so have got to stay on top of development news with this! Soon! It shall truly be the Day of the Dragon! (Anybeing know when Cynder came into the franchise? I soooo want a crossover with Ember & Spike! Squee!)

I have always said I have the mind of a nine-year-old. In a jar. On my credenza. Good conversation piece! I've been told I look a decade younger than I am, but mature for my age. We're a chaotic family, extremely emotional so I have always considered myself more wise than either of my parents, and both are, like, thrice as old as I. So, like... between five and nine millennia really. Give or take a decade.

I really do honestly appreciate all those that have mentioned me here. If anybeing was wondering though on my lack of responsiveness back... I am not terribly accustomed to open shows of affection. ... I would like to though... but caution & fear have always been my dominant forces. I can't help but feel that if you just hauled off & hugged strangers in public, you'd get locked up. And "cuddle" is a lot more in depth than a hug. There's lines, I am sure, but I lack the experience to tread that land. ... There's a reason I represent myself as an Eldritch Abomination. Like, I am BASICALLY a giant Googly Snake! Would you let a Googly Snake glomp you?

I have given an awful lot of thought to sleeping positions. (...takes a long time to actually sleep...) For example: the rod-straight, face-up, arms crossed is the Mummy/ Coffin position! The ones I typically use, I theme after how I imagine my 'sonas would sleep. #1: Hydra Position: Face-up, Diamond Fold Legs ( ankle over ankle, knees opposite direction. ... no idea why that isn't painful...) and little Raptor Pawsies, as I call them. Bent wrists over chest. #2: The Draconequus Wind: Basically an elongated Fetal (Wanna say Feral, like a running dog... won't lie, I do kick my limbs in my sleep!) with something to prop my arms apart. Usually for coiling around a plushie. #3 & the one I tend to resort to: Pony Position! On belly, flipped Diamond Fold (like legs out back, what I see alot in ponies), and "front legs" either forward, over-pillow or tucked under my belly. ... sleeping on my belly is pretty awesome! It's where most of my fluff is situated; I am quite front-heavy fluff, hee!~ Quite relaxing as evenly spaced breathing will feel like a full body self-massage! (... and I might ascribe to the rumors that sleeping on your chest helps give you "Those" Dreams.~)

Closed, almost purely from habit alone. Don't care how hot or if the house needs circulation or even if the door doesn't even HAVE a lock! I WIIILL LOCK YOOOU! Not much scared of anything in particular, but I'll just burst into flame knowing there's an unlocked door near. ... though I'm slowly gonna catch every other poster's door paranoia now! … doorinoia? Edit: ... y'know, actually gotten in fights from others trying to KEEP me from locking doors. Doors exist to be locked! ... BRB, gotta go lock doors now.

Wowsie, good one... want to say Cloudburst? Cute, brown stallion!