Tropical Melody

Not yet! Do you own a scarf?

"Obviously we all like to blame somebody else for our problems, and for this occasion, it's Eric."

It was funny how people were people everywhere you went, even if the people concerned weren't the people that the people who made up the phrase "people are people everywhere" had traditionally thought of as people. "Many of them wouldn't know a pick-axe if you hit them with it." It was mostly unexplored too. At least by proper explorers. Just living there didn't count. He wasn't strictly aware of it, but he treated even geography as if he was investigating a crime. ("Did you see who carved out this valley? Would you recognise that glacier if you saw it again?") "The Ancient Greeks wrote in legend of a terrible container in which all the evils of the world were trapped. How prophetic they were. All they got wrong was the name. They called it 'Pandora's Box', when, of course, they meant 'Baldrick's Trousers'" ...

"Corporal Cheery Littlebottom pronounced her name 'Cheri' ..."

67% of smartphone owners admit to checking their phone for messages when it didn't vibrate or ring. This is one major sign of cell phone dependence and should serve as a warning to all cell phone users.

[Re, power assisted steering] - "Try a Kia Picanto for sharp steering BTW, the number of times I've almost hurled the common daugter-in-law's little beastie into the decorative roadside bits by the corners."

Floppy disc drives Star Wars theme

"This man has stopped to help me on his Russian motorbike. I think he's going to give me some petrol. What a nice man! Maybe I should pay him. Me Dong's going to be all soggy isn't it?"

Spongebob Squarepants Once I knew this guy who knew this guy...

"What do you want, you glaiket loon?"

"Have you ever had your suction mount drop off?"

You're right sometimes it's not actually needed. But is elsewhere!

A pox on this minimum characters! *fist-wave*

Sort of a cottage pie thingy - well basically the same stuff, put together but not actually achieving a pie shape - minced beef fried in sunflower seed oil with chopped onion, mixed peppers and garlic, and black pepper, and had with mashed potato and a bit of leftover brocolli.

"Is there a book? I mean, books often delve deeper and give you more insight into the character's motivations and often contain more subplots than the movie." "It's more of a pamphlet, really..."

Your home's temperature was 1.4°C Higher than other Hive homes near you

"I don't have an exact date, but it's roughly the same time that the sun becomes a cold dark chunk of coal the size of your forehead." - " We'll need flashlights." - "And sweaters. It could get nippy."

"I've got a better idea! Let's go play swallow the stuff under the sink!"

As easy as cacking bricks!

A million holidays. One Slimebag for the world.

It never takes me this long to get out of a car. I even sped up the video 250%. You've arrived at your destination! What's the hold-up?

Deep Ellum ( neighborhood in Dallas)

I was in hysterics watching this. Ponies of a nervous disposition don't look! Includes peeing & barfing! Featuring: SuperBladder!

Tiger Tank Start-Up... The last still working Tiger tank at the Bovington Tank Museum, UK