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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. So, Dearest S.G., or possibly, as I should pose it nowadays: S.C.S.T. I would like to ask if you can't dredge up another one of those... uh, "videos" as you once did before. I have need an excuse to drink.

      ...well, that sounds bad phrased that way. I've got a bottle of Sake I ought use up. And I'm somewhat stressed. But, then again, somehow I feel that of any forum occupant that I've met in my time here, I feel you get what I mean.

     

      And I mean, one of those... uh... "Film Projects." I hesitate to use the phrase "short movie."

    1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I could not find the full video, unfortunately. Suffice it to say the full thing is just 8 more minutes of this. Isn't this one of the saccharine horse names?

      Here is one I shot for my experimental film class. I got a 90 initially, but my professor dropped 20 points a few weeks later because... well, I don't actually know why. But I had to shoot one, and my buddy was pissy that I hadn't cast him in almost three weeks, so... this.

       

      ask and ye shall receive.

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Well, can say Oona has rhythm to it. Still needed that alcohol, certainly. 

       And you're right. Balluna or something, the horse lady is.

        Yeeesh, did somebody actually film their children wrestling naked?... Or was that just me? Not sure what was more bitter, the video or the half-decade, bottom of the bottle Sake.

      Yours, however! I would not be disappointing in paying money for! That is some ambiance and tone there! Rather good acting there to keep your expressions stiffly exact throughout!

        *Slowly puts down book*   "....   ...Sigh. Stabbed me again, hm? Didn't take this time either.     ... here. Just let me do it."

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      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      There is an experimental film exploring what happens when you shoot a production assistant in the arm with a .22 fired from a low power rifle.

      I'm sitting there going, "You mean you don't know  what happens when you get shot?"

      To the guy's credit though, he didn't flinch much. And this was shot before anyone gave a damn about safety. I can't remember the name of that one.

      They both actually cooperated for me on that shoot day. Usually the balding one gives me hell and the one in the wheelchair is playing with his phone. You think it was because I told them if they don't help me I will bury them alive?

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