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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    So i had to pepper spray a dog today. Twice. Stupid ass kept trying to get to me.

    He was doing that bark too. That "If i get you i am going to take part of you with me" bark. My hands didn't stop shaking for damn near 40 minutes.

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I walked up to the mailbox to drop the letters off and this boxer bursts through the front door. This was the first time i ever had to use the spray. It's also the last time that customer will receive mail if that door is open. 

      The dog will be fine. The spray only works for like 15 minutes and given he forgot all about it 30 seconds after the first dose and charged me again...

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Admittedly, same kind of bark a chiuahua has. Rather take the initial shock of a bigger, slower dog than whatever Uzi machine gun that lil’ rat’s got stashed!

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      This dog was anything but slow. And it was a boxer. If he got hold of me I wasn't getting loose without a pair of pliers. 

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