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  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
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    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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    Epona
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    Zelda
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    Sam Axe
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    The one around the corner that sells fences
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    Carlton Lassiter
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    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
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    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone?

    She was hit by a train.

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    2. SDP40F amtrak

      SDP40F amtrak

      Oh wow what kind  of train 

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      News Reporter: Today, billions perished in flames during a horrific train crash.

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      Oh wow, what kind  of train!?

       Love you, man. Such irreverence! I hold it reverent!

       @Kevin Tang

       To BE Fair, Most children & human life is one cruel joke, so...

        Like, sure glad I'M not human! 

          Can you imagine a human being this clearly unbalanced & warped?

             Why, the thought's alarming! 

       

        ... Unless you actually did want an answer. In a random post on internet forums where there's a distinct chance the original poster might have been either drunk or too oblivious to remember.

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      @Kevin Tang Anything can be a joke if you're inappropriate.

      @Alco rs-2 What kind of train? Do I look like a ferroequinologist to you?

      @Widdershins Well, I was really fucked up last night and when i wrote that i was just woken up, so both.

       

      Check this one out: 1

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