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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    Male
  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. 1A7AC20F-6BCE-4D90-9175-FE769D6B6825.jpeg.369b849bc9c08040bb6fcc2428341312.jpegI drew this.

     

     

     

     

    I didn’t really draw this.

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    2. Duality

      Duality

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      He obsessively records information on everything that exists in a sketchbook that he carries. We learn very little about him personally, but his quirks, immense strength (he can lift a howitzer and carry it under one arm), vast knowledge in a wide range sciences, philosophies, and theologies, and unknowns (he can be in two places at once and does not eat, sleep, drink, or age) all suggest that he is something other than human. He is last seen dancing frenetically in the nude, claiming that he will never die.

      The Judge is considered by some to be the most frightening character in modern American literature, and has been compared to Shakespeare’s Iago.

      Obsessive recording of information - check.

      Little known about them as a person - check.

      Plenty known about quirks and strengths - check.

      Knowledge of a bunch of mostly useless nerd facts - check.

      Ability to place self in a quantum superposition to technically be in multiple places at once - check.

      Does not eat (unnecessary), sleep (inefficient), drink (cannibalism), or age (boring) - check.

      Dances frenetically while naked - check and check again.

      One of the most frightening characters known to man - well, I wouldn't want to spoil the plot twist, now, would I? :Fleur:

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Good thing i'm not a man!

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      @Duality Even that face looks like him. Quick, when was the last time you picked a man up by the skull?

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