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I drew this.
I didn’t really draw this.
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QuoteHe obsessively records information on everything that exists in a sketchbook that he carries. We learn very little about him personally, but his quirks, immense strength (he can lift a howitzer and carry it under one arm), vast knowledge in a wide range sciences, philosophies, and theologies, and unknowns (he can be in two places at once and does not eat, sleep, drink, or age) all suggest that he is something other than human. He is last seen dancing frenetically in the nude, claiming that he will never die.
The Judge is considered by some to be the most frightening character in modern American literature, and has been compared to Shakespeare’s Iago.
Obsessive recording of information - check.
Little known about them as a person - check.
Plenty known about quirks and strengths - check.
Knowledge of a bunch of mostly useless nerd facts - check.
Ability to place self in a quantum superposition to technically be in multiple places at once - check.
Does not eat (unnecessary), sleep (inefficient), drink (cannibalism), or age (boring) - check.
Dances frenetically while naked - check and check again.
One of the most frightening characters known to man - well, I wouldn't want to spoil the plot twist, now, would I?

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@Duality Even that face looks like him. Quick, when was the last time you picked a man up by the skull?
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