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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    Anyone else hate it when your doctor predicts you will be well over 6 feet tall and you wind up peaking at 5' 5"?

     

    Just me?

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I hate it when people say a baby is so cute you can just eat it up. That's fine but when you try to follow through? You get arrested.

      @Duality Heels don't go with most of my blouses. Elevator shoes maybe.

    3. Duality

      Duality

      Hey, you don't get arrested if you play your cards right. You can get away with a lot of stuff with a sound alibi.

      If heels aren't your style, you could always try levitating ominously. Broadly applicable fashion tip for those who can pull off the dread undead vibes.

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Are you saying I have no life? Because you're right!

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