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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

My Little Pony

  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Widdershins

    Was reading a list of the symptoms of drunkenness today and I'm just, like... "Nah, that's my entire life, man."

     Red eyes, constant dizziness, lack of inhibitions, overheated, dizzy, poor memory, Poor Memory, being a jerk without knowing it, shurring of speech, and general dopiness.

     I may be permantly smashed, and I've never known it.

    …

    Yeh know whus the problem with them Elderly Peoples?! They're jusht sho gosh darn OLD! Stop bein' old, I shay!~

    1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Imagine the wicked hangover you have coming in the afterlife if you’re drunk for life.

      (worth it)

    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Yeh, bad enough to wish you were dead. ...wait...

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      That’s why you never stop drinking.

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