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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

My Little Pony

  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Widdershins

    *You wake up one morning with my llama-headed, sneky draconequus OC over you, slathering you with honey with a comedically oversized paintbrush*

    …

     Hey now. Don't give me that look. How else am I to attract bears?

      ...don't ask why I need more bears. Or this conversation will take the rest of the day.

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    2. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Yes, that's why there aren't pancakes that are both Poptarts AND landmines! They're easily mistaken, but clearly different. I wouldn't do that to you. What kind of a Sociopath do you take me for!

       Now prep the beartraps, I need those suckers corralled. 

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      One time when I was a kid I went to a zoo and a bear tried to kill me.

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Well, maybe you should stop aggravating the older, hairier gentlemen.

      …

        ...Look, you all knew that joke was coming.

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