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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Widdershins

    *You wake up one morning with my llama-headed, sneky draconequus OC over you, slathering you with honey with a comedically oversized paintbrush*

    …

     Hey now. Don't give me that look. How else am I to attract bears?

      ...don't ask why I need more bears. Or this conversation will take the rest of the day.

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    2. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      @Widdershins

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      How'd you get into Steve's bedroom? That's an invasion of privacy, you know!

      I used the backdoor in thread #37876 :)

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Yes. I replaced everything in your pantry with pancakes & pancake paraphernalia the moment I got here. Because it is incomprehensible that anybeing would ever eat anything else.

       Poptarts are a kind of pancake. Land Mines are also a type a pancake, but I digress.

      …

       Yes. I've been in your house for a good long while. I don't sleep & I get bored.

    4. CypherHoof

      CypherHoof

      A poptart landmine would be banned under the geneva conventions - the idea of something that explodes scattering red-hot jam is just too horrific....

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