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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Widdershins

    Overheard in the market of a realm from another dimension:

     "What? Five Doots for only one bushel of Dootberries?!!? This is a dootrage!"

    "Look, Ma'am. I go through alotta trouble to get my goods. I've checked with the proper Doot Authorities and I can assure ya I run my Doots on an even level. If you don't like the quality of my Doots, you'll just have to go dootless todoot."

     "Fine then! Humph! I'll just have to take my Doots elsewhere! The price of a Doot has all gone doothill these dootdays!"

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     To you & your doots! Doot of me when you find yourself Dootless!

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I just made a dootposit at the bank. The less I withdoot the better, you know?

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Aye, yes! You surely wouldn't want to Overdoot!

       Surely, such a pitiful sight are the affects of Doot Inflamation. 

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Exactly. Then you wind up having to contact your dootcter for some dootscriptions. 
       

      Also Happy Doot Year my friend.

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