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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    I had a guy at work the other day deposit a paycheck for $878 and he started getting huffy and complaining. So I asked what’s wrong. He goes “That’s only 2 days of work man. I get $2800 for 40 hours.”

    I said nothing but in my mind was like “What the hell are you bitching about? You’re making as much in 2 days as I do in 2 weeks.”

    Who complains about $400 per day??

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Exactly! I tried explaining that to the cops but they wouldn’t listen.

      Hey @Duality? Can you forward the bail money to me? And lawyer expenses? Or can you just be my lawyer?

    3. Duality

      Duality

      I once ate a lawyer and they say you are what you eat. I also managed to get off scot free standing as my own defense, which sounds like pretty conclusive anecdotal evidence to me.

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Your wit is legendary good sir. 
      now my friends want to know why I am laughing!

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