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My mom keeps trying to guilt me into giving her my cat. It’s getting really upsetting.
Stone Cold Steve Jobs
She already has a cat too. She just wants another and is apparently fixated on my cat.
Samurai Equine
Your mom needs Dr. Phil, that's all I gotta say about it.
I can imagine how it would play out. She would smile and nod and then talk shit about Dr. Phil until the heat death of the universe.