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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    Male
  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    I just went out to my car, unlocked it with my car door. 
    min the time it took me to put stuff in the car and get in the driver seat my key vanished into thin air. I looked everywhere. It’s just gone.

    and me being the genius I am, did I get an extra key made? Nope.  So now I cannot drive my car because my key just decided to walk off.

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    2. Crystal Mirage

      Crystal Mirage

      I don't know who this mysterious man is, but just look at his face...and all those keys...

      Image result for pile of lost keys

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I swear I had it on the key chain. I unlocked the door with it. I put my keychain back on my belt for less than 60 seconds. And it’s gone.

      No wonder my dad thinks I am an asshole.

    4. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      You're not an a$$hole. Things like that happen, even to me! You can have the tightest hold on something, know where it should be exactly, and yet it just vanishes into the ether anyways. :o

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