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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

My Little Pony

  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Hey guys.

    I have another date tomorrow evening. Here’s hoping I don’t get ghosted again.

    1. Crystal Mirage

      Crystal Mirage

      Good luck my friend!

      If they try to get away, grab em by the hair. :orly:

    2. Tacodidra

      Tacodidra

      Good luck, my friend! I hope it goes well! :kindness:

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I can use my best pickup line.

      ”Hi cutie pie, does it still hurt from when you fell down? Wait, from Heaven I mean. Does heaven still hurt? Does your face hurt?

      ...Heaven is a place on Earth?”

      I don’t flirt well.

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