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Hey guys.
I have another date tomorrow evening. Here’s hoping I don’t get ghosted again.
Crystal Mirage
Good luck my friend!
If they try to get away, grab em by the hair.
Tacodidra
Good luck, my friend! I hope it goes well!
Stone Cold Steve Jobs
I can use my best pickup line.
”Hi cutie pie, does it still hurt from when you fell down? Wait, from Heaven I mean. Does heaven still hurt? Does your face hurt?
...Heaven is a place on Earth?”
I don’t flirt well.