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  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
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    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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    Epona
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    Zelda
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    Sam Axe
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    The one around the corner that sells fences
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    Carlton Lassiter
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    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    I am going to take a page out of @Samurai Equine’s book and do a reference:


    You know what weirds me out about this whole thing? All the toilet paper disappeared in the first few days. I mean, plasma TV’s and sports cars I get. Some people are just dumbasses and think “Hey, free stuff.” 

    Food, medicine, water? That all makes sense! Immediate survival and yada yada yada. But I want to know who looked out their front door, looked upon the end of civilization as we know it, and went “Man, I’m gonna have to take some shits. I better stock up on two ply ASAP!”

    I can physically hear everyone unfollowing me.

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    2. Splashee

      Splashee

      I just came back from our store, and they had no toilet paper left... I thought Swedes were better than this! The human race is doomed! :BornAgainBrony:

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      You insinuated I would unfollow you! I'm unfollowing you for that uncouthness!

       ...what's Unfollowed mean?

       Ultimately, as far as I know, this disease does nothing. It's just the flu. There's no reason to stock up and I personally don't see anyone doing that. And I'm in Japan right now. Like, the second place hit.

       By the Sniffles.

       Better stock up for them Sniffl-...

      ….

      OMC! THEY'RE USING IT FOR KLEENEX, AREN'T THEY? BECAUSE THAT RAN OUT FIRST!

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I know. If you’re healthy the risk is low. But it is killing the economy! The economy needs its toilet paper man!! IT NEEDS IT!!!!

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