Stone Cold Steve Jobs

I am going to take a page out of @Samurai Equine’s book and do a reference:

You know what weirds me out about this whole thing? All the toilet paper disappeared in the first few days. I mean, plasma TV’s and sports cars I get. Some people are just dumbasses and think “Hey, free stuff.” 

Food, medicine, water? That all makes sense! Immediate survival and yada yada yada. But I want to know who looked out their front door, looked upon the end of civilization as we know it, and went “Man, I’m gonna have to take some shits. I better stock up on two ply ASAP!”

I can physically hear everyone unfollowing me.