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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    Male
  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. I was hoping I could ask for some advice guys.

    So, whenever I am out exploring the Galaxy, I keep forgetting my cell phone back on Neptune. It’s never any of the other 9 planets of the solar system. Always Neptune. This happens no matter if I keep it in my pocket or my space bicycle. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find an iPhone in the depths of an ice giant like Neptune?

    And don’t even get me started on the sun. I lent it some sun screen so it didn’t burn and I never got it back.

    Basically how do i go about taking over everything within a 90 parsec perimeter?

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      @Princess of Bolts 🔥 Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and the ferryman of the underworld.  Everyone knows Pluto is really a planet but it’s undercover As a dwarf planet Trying to bust up a planetesimal fraud ring.

      @Pastel Heart Thank goodness I am not the only one. I sometimes dance in the sulfuric acid rain on Venus. It stings a bit but that just means it’s working.

      @Samurai Equine 🔥🔥 I am not on speaking terms with Proxima Centauri either. He’s a bit of a dim bulb but his anger tends to FLARE up sometimes. I think he’s just angry because he is so small. As for the space bicycle I got it from Walmart. The helmet is harder to come by though.

    3. TotallyNotNyx

      TotallyNotNyx

      @Yoshi89 I understand that, but  when he said other 9, that means that he was referencing 10 planets total. So I was wondering what the 10th one was (if Pluto is the 9th)

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