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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

My Little Pony

  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Springity-Sproingity! You're going Doingitty!

     You picked up this letterino and what did you diddly findy?!!? A key to secrets untold and unfound! A chittering call from things underground! Craft it and see what with it you can do; because the answers you seek will soon  FIND YOU.

     Have a Lucky, Ducky, Yucky, Pucky, *#$%@! holiday on this, Eldritch Horror Day!

     P.S: Pay no attention to the large stitch on the back of my head. Clearly its unimportant by the fact that I keep calling attention to it and even named myself Stitches. Now do my bidding.

     

     ....Guess who I just ran into while Time Travelling?

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      What suit? No he’s just a mascot. No suit is needed!

    3. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      What's the dealio with peoples hating Zipper? That's clearly the joke, yes? Underpaid guy in a suit. Like the mall santa, but in a far more humiliating costume with far more responsibilities.

       He planted, like, an entire island for one day!

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I actually like zipper. Because it’s very easy to make him angry by talking to him from behind. Also if you keep the camera on him while your character walks away he sighs and stops dancing. 

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