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In honor of Father’s Day, have a dad joke on the house:
What do you get when you cross a canary with a lawnmower?
Shredded tweet.
I can actually hear people adding me to their ignore lists.
Samurai Equine
That's also what you get when someone posts something stupid on Twitter, and someone else with common sense puts that post on blast.
Some day, I too shall be a father...
Bastian
I just don't picture me as a father in the future. Im pretty sure I'll be one though.
Oh no, Im not clicking ignore, Im clicking unfollow.
Stone Cold Steve Jobs
I think you both would be great fathers!