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    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Knowing me, I would have replaced the bear with something like Bear from Bear In The Big Blue House, and then caption it with something like "He was always real to me".

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    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Got it. Sell some spiced squash instead.
      Call it "I Can't Believe It's Not Pumpkin".

  3. Here, let’s do a throwback:

    Who is, indisputably, the most important person in Vault 101, he who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic Wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?

    A. The Overseer

    B. The Overseer 

    C. The Overseer 

    D. The Overseer 

    1. Iforgotmybrain

      Iforgotmybrain

      E. The Tunnel Snakes

    2. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      This feels like a question where every answer could be correct. :mlp_wat:

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      But what if I can't see? :sunbutt:

  4. How my girlfriend sneezesIMG_9196.gif.e5b52661629effdf88423346db36d4b4.gif

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      :wacko: Bro, why you calling out my sneezes like that?

  5. *poke poke*

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I’m doing okay, how are you? You heard about Pluto? It’s messed up, right?

    3. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      @Stone Cold Steve Jobs I'm glad you're doing well, BFFFF! Goofy left the gate open, again? :P

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Yes and now poor Pluto is a K-9 unit 

  6. Instead of saying “make like a tree and leave”, say “make like a tree and photosynthesis” and throw your enemies into the sun. Just like trees do to their enemies.

    1. Last Line of Defense
    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Make like a banana, and... grow in bunches? :wacko:

      @Last Line of Defense (not sure why I can't tag you properly...)

       

  7. Thank you for the follow. Here is your complimentary Far Side Cartoon:

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    1. Astralshy

      Astralshy

      My pleasure :>

      I think it was about time!

      Nice one! I need to find you one good later too

      Thank you!

  8. Imagine being chased by a herd of giant bulletproof killer lizards and your first thought is “Anyone got a light?”

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    1. Tacodidra

      Tacodidra

      The smokers I know would probably do that. :ButtercupLaugh: I don't think they even realized how much they smoked – a trip to the shop included four smoking breaks, for example. :please:

    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      (Shrugs) It's just one of those days... :secret:

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    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      :wacko: Excuse me, I have a... science project that I need to work on. ... (*Looks up prices for jello cups*)

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    I am curious.

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I am hungry. Allow me to pay for it.

    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Update: They're  basically just cracker jacks. Nothing special.

  11. Thank you for the follow. Here is your complimentary Far Side Cartoon.52378682-64D6-440E-9BE3-B80AA9C6FE1E.thumb.jpeg.ed0f917c84edf78ee15d5de0c9407607.jpeg

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    Thank you for the follow. Here is your complimentary Far Side Cartoon.

    1. Sir Hugsalot

      Sir Hugsalot

      A pleasure, truly, happy to be aquainted with You!

      And thank You for this lovely content :laugh:

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    I can’t put my finger on it, but there’s something off about this picture of Dr. Evil.

  14. candlexmuffy otp

    1. Totally Nyx
    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      The only reason I lost is because you won.

  15. RIP:
    Rick Husband
    William McCool
    Michael Anderson
    David Brown
    Kaplan’s Chawla
    Laurel Clark
    Ilan Ramon

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    Hard to believe it’s been 20 years already.

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    1. Bastian

      Bastian

      XD I love this. Guess the picture was right! 

    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      What do I look like, a Jojo character? Do you see me summoning a Stand? Do you see me bracing my lungs before giving a might Ora Ora Ora Ora ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!! :angry: ... :wacko: Then again, maybe I can pull off one of those poses after all.

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    Thank you for the follow. Here is your complimentary Far Side cartoon.

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    Thank you for the follow. Here is your complimentary Far Side cartoon.

    1. Lunaholic

      Lunaholic

      Oops accidental reply. Sorry:ButtercupLaugh:

    2. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

       

      B-I-S-O-N! :nom: mr-bison-street-fighter.gif

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    1. Flutterstep

      Flutterstep

      Ramirez! Defend the Burger Town! :love:

    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      RAMIREZ! Do the thing.

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    “I thought of you with love today, but that is nothing new.

     I thought about you yesterday, and days before that too.

    I think of you in silence, 

    I often speak your name. 
    All I have are memories, 

    And your picture in a frame.

    Your memory is my keepsake, with which I’ll never part.

    God has you in His keeping, 

    I have you in my heart.”


    I love you, Smokey.

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    3. EpicEnergy

      EpicEnergy

      Losing a pet is very hard to go through, and I'm sorry that happened, my friend.

    4. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Take all the time you need, my friend. We're all real sorry for your loss.

  21. I completely forgot I did this

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    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Reminds me of all the times Pokemon let me name my rivals. Bad move, Nintendo... :orly:

    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
  22. This is your daily reminder that Verizon is an absolute shit service 

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      This is your daily reminder: Any time you need hugs, feel free to ask. I have extras.

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    1. CinnamonPop
    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Wow. Such a hard choice... I'm feeling a little under pressure.

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