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    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Knowing me, I would have replaced the bear with something like Bear from Bear In The Big Blue House, and then caption it with something like "He was always real to me".

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    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Got it. Sell some spiced squash instead.
      Call it "I Can't Believe It's Not Pumpkin".

  3. I didn’t hate it. I had a few teachers that hated me but I was all out of feck. I also met a friend there who I’ve been friends with ever since. Nearly 20 years now. I’m old.
  4. I’m always hot save for when I am sick. I don’t know a lot of people who stay hot even standing in front of the air conditioning.
  5. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know? Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
  6. I would just do it. I hated school when I was younger. I was usually anxious or something about it, but I got through.
  7. Here, let’s do a throwback:

    Who is, indisputably, the most important person in Vault 101, he who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic Wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?

    A. The Overseer

    B. The Overseer 

    C. The Overseer 

    D. The Overseer 

    1. Iforgotmybrain

      Iforgotmybrain

      E. The Tunnel Snakes

    2. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      This feels like a question where every answer could be correct. :mlp_wat:

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      But what if I can't see? :sunbutt:

  8. How my girlfriend sneezesIMG_9196.gif.e5b52661629effdf88423346db36d4b4.gif

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      :wacko: Bro, why you calling out my sneezes like that?

  9. *poke poke*

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I’m doing okay, how are you? You heard about Pluto? It’s messed up, right?

    3. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      @Stone Cold Steve Jobs I'm glad you're doing well, BFFFF! Goofy left the gate open, again? :P

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Yes and now poor Pluto is a K-9 unit 

  10. Instead of saying “make like a tree and leave”, say “make like a tree and photosynthesis” and throw your enemies into the sun. Just like trees do to their enemies.

    1. Last Line of Defense
    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Make like a banana, and... grow in bunches? :wacko:

      @Last Line of Defense (not sure why I can't tag you properly...)

       

  11. Thank you for the follow. Here is your complimentary Far Side Cartoon:

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    1. Astralshy

      Astralshy

      My pleasure :>

      I think it was about time!

      Nice one! I need to find you one good later too

      Thank you!

  12. Imagine being chased by a herd of giant bulletproof killer lizards and your first thought is “Anyone got a light?”

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    1. Tacodidra

      Tacodidra

      The smokers I know would probably do that. :ButtercupLaugh: I don't think they even realized how much they smoked – a trip to the shop included four smoking breaks, for example. :please:

    2. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      (Shrugs) It's just one of those days... :secret:

  13. Battle formations then vs. now are entirely different animals. A lot of people do think those formations are stupid by today's standpoint, and they would be. But I imagine if you suggested our current strategies and formations to them, they'd look at you the same way.
  14. When told of the reasoning behind Daylight Savings Time, an old Indian responded, "Only the government would think you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket."
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    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      :wacko: Excuse me, I have a... science project that I need to work on. ... (*Looks up prices for jello cups*)

  16. @Totally Lyra @Princess Silky Ana nudges Gust. “What do you think is behind Door #1?”
  17. @Princess Silky @Totally Lyra Ana gives a smile In greeting to Princess Silky, and looks to Gust. “I think we should follow her. Are you ready?”
  18. @Totally Lyra @Princess Silky Ana would come running to the commotion. Her head darts around until she finds Gust. “What’s going on?”
  19. @Totally Lyra @Princess Silky Ana’s ears perk up at the voice and her eyes meet Gust’s. “Yeah, let’s head back. Lead on, sport.” She brightens her lighting spell a bit more and approaches him.
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    I am curious.

    1. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      I am hungry. Allow me to pay for it.

    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Update: They're  basically just cracker jacks. Nothing special.

  21. @Totally Lyra @Princess Silky Ana stops short of the shattered glass on the ground and smiles at Gust. “Good looking out.” She squints her eyes to try and determine what else is before her in the darkness, but is unable to see. She frowns a bit, and shoots a lighting spell into the darkness ahead of them. “Gust? See anything up there?”
  22. @Totally Lyra @Princess Silky Ana, seeing the floral life in one of the paths, is instantly drawn towards it. She beckons Gust excitedly.
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