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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    True, but Caesar beat you to it by a few years. @Venomous Thank you.
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    I think you beat hemingway with this one.
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    Hemingway once bet his friends he could write a complete story in only six words. He wrote, "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." Mine is, "Almost overran the six word limit." Now I am curious. Who here can come up with a coherant six word memoir? It can mean something about you or it can just be an experiment.
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    Gronkowski couldn't influence me to partake in sports. Especially with my ankle jacked.
  5. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    I do stupid things and call people names for no reason.
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    I know it's long gone, but Drake and Josh was always funny to me. Also Psych.
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    Fun way for a non vegan to confuse everyone: Begin every opinion with the phrase, "As a vegan"

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    Star Wars, Billy Madison, Dragonball, The Walking Dead TV series (don't really hate it, just not a fan), Naruto...
  9. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    My parents don't know what bronies are. They thought you were a brand of soup for a while, so that was a problem. My friends are all very anti brony, furry comic con- if it's got a con they probably rip on it. It's like an unspoken rule.
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    Anyone else hate their no good dirty rotten pig stealing great great grandfather?

  11. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    Can someone explain this to me like I'm five?
  12. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    "It's stopped." -Joseph Henry Green's last words, upon taking his own pulse
  13. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    All I would need is a few ghosts to chase him for a while and I should be okay.
  14. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    You can't go wrong with Majora's Mask.
  15. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    Fun thing to do: Go to a random contact in your friends phone, and text them the phrase, "I tested positive."

    1. Clod

      Clod

      Sounds like a great idea!

      *looks at phone*

      *only contacts are parents*

  16. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    I absolutely listen to the radio in my car. Lot of music from the 70's and 80's. Also I only really have the radio choice because my car doesn't have a cd player.
  17. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    I did not like Billy Madison.
  18. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    A medallion
  19. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    I do personally but I don't think less of anyone who doesn't. I know Hell exists. We know it as Detroit.
  20. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    If anyone tried to force me to smile when I did not want to smile I just wouldn't. And if i were cranky or got woken up from a nap, the offender should run because heads will roll.
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    I Hope This Doesn't Happen To Anyone Else: A Day in the Life of Some Guy in a Blazer
  22. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    I am thankful for color. I probably would have gone mad if there was no color in this world.
  23. Stone Cold Steve Jobs
    Okami Amaterasu vs Majora, and I think Amaterasu would take it by a longshot. Majora made the moon fall. Amaterasu spun an entire galaxy because she felt like it.
  24. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    If you eat at McDonald's multiple times a week, I trust you less.

    1. Vulcan

      Vulcan

      < *is trusted less*

  25. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    My girlfriend and I agreed to never go to bed angry. I haven't slept in six weeks.

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