Stone Cold Steve Jobs

Flashback Friday! 

Do you know that I'm a brony because of this one youtube video? 

I really didn't expect that

Total lunar eclipse? Nice, you all better thank luna for this, she doesnt do eclipses this often.

Morning folks! its friday!

Convinced now that having children drives you literally insane. Which is a pity, wanted to have kids eventually.

 Just got dragged to some kiddy get-together. Was hot, sweaty and awkward because I was the only being there who had enough sanity to refer to something other than "My Kids, My Kids." I swear, it's infuriating how parents these days seem to equally see their children as extensions of themselves while having nothing but kid-related thoughts. It's as if having to care for others robs you of any identity.

 And even worse, makes me feel like an abnormal outcast.

Great. Now I'm fantasizing about being friends enough with someone where we can make Friendship Bracelets. Despite being well into my adult phase of life... it'd probably be totally awkward if I finally pin some fellow down, they ask how to do this "hang out" & I chirp up with learning to make Friendship Bracelets.

  ...never got to go to any sort of Camp or anywhere out of Mother's reach.

Great. Now I'm fantasizing about being friends enough with someone where we can make Friendship Bracelets. Despite being well into my adult phase of life... it'd probably be totally awkward if I finally pin some fellow down, they ask how to do this "hang out" & I chirp up with learning to make Friendship Bracelets.

  ...never got to go to any sort of Camp or anywhere out of Mother's reach.

Mere moments ago, as I supped upon the desiccated, boiled remains of an ungulate topped with the undeveloped spawn of Fowl; I did espy a trio of young females neigh unto the so claimed Dead of Night & Witching Hour walking the dark city streets with no goal or reason apart from the three synchronized phone lights bobbing in front of their hypnotized faces.

 Don't know how I keep finding new faith to lose in Humanity! Ya think I'd run out at some point!

So... as fitting moving, been told that I have to pare everything I own down to three boxes. Which means getting rid of almost all of my closet's worth of books. ...which are still cut in half from the last time I moved... when I kinda have a complex about losing things when even other beings don't bother to stay in my life.

 ... when do I put my claw down & say that this is too much for me? There's no worth to life if I can't hold on to anything.............

So... as fitting moving, been told that I have to pare everything I own down to three boxes. Which means getting rid of almost all of my closet's worth of books. ...which are still cut in half from the last time I moved... when I kinda have a complex about losing things when even other beings don't bother to stay in my life.

 ... when do I put my claw down & say that this is too much for me? There's no worth to life if I can't hold on to anything.............

Slingin' at a chicken joint & I can't help but imagine myself as my fursona. Y'know, the skink with the seven-foot tongue? 

 "...so, Both?... Accidentally dragged my tongue through the flour n' fried it... again."

 Then later, bopping up cheerfully at the register: "Hewwo! How can ah hap you?"

Customer: " Uhh... you sure you don't need the help?"

 "Naaah! Got thumb thalve back there! The next batch might taithe a bit funny tho!"

 Customer: "I'll just.. have a salad.."

 Boss slowly slides into the scene, grimacing: "Get back to cooking..."

Slingin' at a chicken joint & I can't help but imagine myself as my fursona. Y'know, the skink with the seven-foot tongue? 

 "...so, Both?... Accidentally dragged my tongue through the flour n' fried it... again."

 Then later, bopping up cheerfully at the register: "Hewwo! How can ah hap you?"

Customer: " Uhh... you sure you don't need the help?"

 "Naaah! Got thumb thalve back there! The next batch might taithe a bit funny tho!"

 Customer: "I'll just.. have a salad.."

 Boss slowly slides into the scene, grimacing: "Get back to cooking..."

How  are you doing?

First day at my new job went well! Despite the fact that I just realized I have the same position as Spongebob.

 Really need to stop putting my face in the industrial deep fryers.

First day at my new job went well! Despite the fact that I just realized I have the same position as Spongebob.

 Really need to stop putting my face in the industrial deep fryers.

Orientation Day for a new job always seems rougher than actually working said job.

 Well... good news is I might be able to afford things soon. If I work more, maybe I can afford other things! Like Food & Shelter!

Y'know, neolibs, you could bash Trump and Putin as authoritarian, right-wing nutjobs without using the grossly homophobic "they're-gay-lovers" "joke."

Anyone else think these look super futuristic?

Apart from the themes of course...

But sadly, my idea of a super futuristic phone will probably won't get made...

maybe I'll say to Blackberry about my idea

A new foe has appeared...

Heya guyses! Found me a new theme song!

 Widdershins! Don't you da-

What'chu sippin' on dat got chu talkin' craaazy? Lookin' at me siiideways, always comin' aaat me!~~

 I swear to me! If you don't stop-

 Why you, Why you actin' hard when you just a Bay-Be?! Boy, I keep it real with you, but you tryin' play me!

 I'll die before I give Meghan Trainor credit for anything!!!

Have yoooouuu loooost your MiiiiIIIIIiiiiind?

 YES! YES I HAVE!!

 Open up. Your. Eyeees! HUNH!

  Som-eOne Else! YOU MUSTA CONFUSE ME, CON-FUSE ME! WITH!~~

 She's a HACK! A HACK I SAY!! It CAN'T be catchy!

 There ain't no excuses, Excuses, Babe! Som-eOne Else!

 Ya Momma raised cha better'n THAT!

 HUNH!

  ...WHY I ever put you in charge of remembering songs...

Heya guyses! Found me a new theme song!

 Widdershins! Don't you da-

What'chu sippin' on dat got chu talkin' craaazy? Lookin' at me siiideways, always comin' aaat me!~~

 I swear to me! If you don't stop-

 Why you, Why you actin' hard when you just a Bay-Be?! Boy, I keep it real with you, but you tryin' play me!

 I'll die before I give Meghan Trainor credit for anything!!!

Have yoooouuu loooost your MiiiiIIIIIiiiiind?

 YES! YES I HAVE!!

 Open up. Your. Eyeees! HUNH!

  Som-eOne Else! YOU MUSTA CONFUSE ME, CON-FUSE ME! WITH!~~

 She's a HACK! A HACK I SAY!! It CAN'T be catchy!

 There ain't no excuses, Excuses, Babe! Som-eOne Else!

 Ya Momma raised cha better'n THAT!

 HUNH!

  ...WHY I ever put you in charge of remembering songs...

Can you find my cat in this picture?

"Loyal to the Cthulhu Mythos" is one of those common working contradictions. There IS no mythos around h- It. 

 Cthulhu showed up ONCE, for ONE STORY then disappeared forever until others piggybacked on a dead author's work. All It did was mug for proverbial screen time. Cthulhu is pretty much just a useless meme.

...

 BUT MUH BOY AZATHOTH!!! Bro loves his pipes n' drums! Dudebro so boss he don't even GOTS PHYSICAL FORM! 

 ALL HAIL AZATHOTH!!!

Ever have a big day coming up, like the first day at a new job & your just physically incapable of sleeping, at all, the night before?

 ... *intense glaring & twitching*

Snek Maid.

https://goo.gl/images/UfgdpJ 

Ever have a big day coming up, like the first day at a new job & your just physically incapable of sleeping, at all, the night before?

 ... *intense glaring & twitching*

I ordered a case for my sound equipment, expecting a bin up to my knee or something.

 I got a behemoth I could probably fit a damn magic act in.

For this much equipment.