Stone Cold Steve Jobs

Happy b-day! 

GettiNg a feeling today is going to be a busy work day.

I know I am going to regret this, but what is a wingboner?  

Merry Birthiversary! 

Happy Birthday

We may have our differences, but happy birthday.

How come nobrony makes male MLP OCs with heart cutie marks? There's plenty of pink stallions...

 Surely I'm not the only one who wants a love stallion…

Happy Birthday friend!

So, my best friend is in the hospital. Again.

How come nobrony makes male MLP OCs with heart cutie marks? There's plenty of pink stallions...

 Surely I'm not the only one who wants a love stallion…

So, my best friend is in the hospital. Again.

I just realized something:

America is a country that is so great, even the people who hate it refuse to leave it.

I just realized something:

America is a country that is so great, even the people who hate it refuse to leave it.

Whos up for a picture without context? You? WELL HERE YA GO

I just realized something:

America is a country that is so great, even the people who hate it refuse to leave it.

With "Toys 'R Us" gone, what are kids going to say now?

"I don't wanna grow up! I'm an Amazon Kid!" 

I hate the fourth of july.

apparently freedom means being able to blast fireworks in the middle of the night disrupting your neighbors.

i dont think i covered that part of history class.

i mean, ill let them do it, but i wont like it.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a restraining order, so stop bothering me or get arrested.

Someone apparently said something to a letter carrier in my office today. He is asian and the guy said something harassing followed with "What? You no speak english?" There was more in the incident but I wasn't informed of it.

Here is some advice: mail delivery is a PRIVILEGE, not a right. Your mail carrier can flag your house to not get mail if you get cross with them and they feel potentially endangered. If you threaten your mail carrier, your deliveries will stop and your mail will be held at the post office until you get a PO Box. You may also get a visit from the postal inspectors who will tell you basically everything listed here. And they, being federal agents, can arrest you too. Threatening a government worker is a federal offense.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a restraining order, so stop bothering me or get arrested.

Went to a writers' group today! I actually interacted with living beings today!! So proud of myself! 

 Really ought buckle down & put ideas to paper 📝! 

...I-it's not like I'm "into" Puppy Play... so much as I'm hardwired for it. You wave a ball or squeaky toy in front of me, I'm gonna dive for that sucker in an instant! That's what it's about, seems be, is shutting your mind off & being more reactionary rather than all cooped up in your head.

 ....those "masks" are creepy though.

 They'd just get in the way of my chewing anyway. ...Gad, I drool so much! ...   ......

 ShiChi. Shih Tzu/Chihuahua mix of a mutt, I am. Seriously, if you ever wanted to know what I look like, google that breed, Bam, it's me! 

Any else notice this generation seems a lot more... sad? 

 Fandoms like Brony, Steven Universe, Furry etc. all seem to be aimed at being basically a second family. Like... I dunno... like social comfort food. Then there's video games getting all the more immersive & "social" and Social Media geared to make you feel like your opinions & random thoughts effect anything. Even music has become about insisting that you have importance.

 Back in the Vietnam War, we were stuck in a losing fight we never wanted to be in with a rightfully angry, young populace. But we still had culture, interests.

 Everything is about depression these days...

 Where did the light go?

Any else notice this generation seems a lot more... sad? 

 Fandoms like Brony, Steven Universe, Furry etc. all seem to be aimed at being basically a second family. Like... I dunno... like social comfort food. Then there's video games getting all the more immersive & "social" and Social Media geared to make you feel like your opinions & random thoughts effect anything. Even music has become about insisting that you have importance.

 Back in the Vietnam War, we were stuck in a losing fight we never wanted to be in with a rightfully angry, young populace. But we still had culture, interests.

 Everything is about depression these days...

 Where did the light go?

Just watched my little niece break a book right in half. Along its spine. I feel nauseous like I just saw a public disembowelment.

Can only imagine the pale horror bookhorse Twilight would be in. *shudder!*