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  1. Fact of the Day: Cats usually know when their owners are sad, it’s just that they don’t care.

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    2. Yoshi89

      Yoshi89

      I learned a lot of things about cats through Garfield.

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      How dare you lie about the cat I use to own... :okiedokieloki:

    4. Sparklefan1234

      Sparklefan1234

      @Yoshi89 Cats hate lasagna & love Mondays! :okiedokieloki:/:pinkie: I think that's right. :ooh:

  2. Yes! I used to have a Quaker parrot. My dad told me it was my fault he died.
  3. I love playing it, but I know next to nothing about it. So I don’t know handicaps or anything like that. Just that the goal is to put the ball in a hole with as few curse words as possible, while beating anyone who tries to get in your way with the club, but each beating counts as a stroke so you have to be careful. Watching it puts me to sleep every time though.
  4. The latest I accidentally slept was until 2. I got 11 hours. The longest I slept was 14 hours. I woke up at 2:30. But that was on account of me being sick. I usually wake up around 9-10 on weekends when I can sleep in. Otherwise I wake up around 6:30.
  5. I was the head writer in my college’s newspaper for a few semesters.
  6. I enjoy golfing. Laugh all you want but it’s a sport. You ever lug a set of clubs across 18 holes before? Watching them? Hell no. I just like wrestling. Football, Baseball, Soccer, Tennis, etc all bore me to tears. Come to think of it, playing all of them does too. Except tennis. That’s a little fun sometimes.
  7. You can still use it. It’s just not guaranteed people will reply. nowadays we just have friends over to stare at their phones.
  8. His entire body looks like a walking cartoon. Either that or he has scurvy.
  9. I have a bad accent that I can’t quite outpace, I trip over myself and forget words often, etc.
  10. All of my friends here. I always enjoy talking to all of you!
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    I am very tired. Have a wonderful night my friends! Feel good and stay safe.

  12. Happy Mother’s Day to any moms out there!! Stay safe and healthy and thank you for all you do.

    1. Tacodidra

      Tacodidra

      Happy Mother's Day! :rarity:

  13. Happy birthday, Greg.

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      My old step brother from when I was a kid.

      Well, he wasn’t really my step brother. My mom never married his dad. But it was the easiest word we had. He was the good step brother for the most part. I hope he’s doing well.

    3. Bastian

      Bastian

      He's most likely ok, don't worry. 

      And happy birthday to him! 

    4. Tacodidra

      Tacodidra

      Happy belated birthday to him! :pinkie:

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    I don’t think Ian really understands what happened here.

    1. Petrus

      Petrus

      Naaaahhh.. he’ll help next time

    2. Pastel Heart

      Pastel Heart

      Jim won't be happy 

  15. Fact of the Day:  The word “Mortgage” is derived from a French term meaning “death pledge.”

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      @Kyoshi Do you think that makes mortgage processors Grim Reapers?

      I can imagine Grim in an office setting. Trades in the scythe for a calculator!

      @Petrus Let me give you a death pledge...

    3. Petrus

      Petrus

      @Stone Cold Steve Tuna Oh.. oh no. Steve wait have mercy

    4. Kyoshi

      Kyoshi

      BAI GOD HE'S BROKEN HIS WALLET IN HALF.

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    2. Miss

      Miss

      I was never a fan of rugrats but live action babies? How in tf

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      My mom hated that show and didn’t let me watch it at first because she thought the name was an insult to babies.

      Meanwhile I’m like 2.

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      They did reboot Rugrats. As a "where are they now, updated to radical teenagers for nineties sensibilities" genre show.

       ...gosh, that's an oddly specific but well populated group.

  17. Fact of the Day:

    Google is named after the number googol, which is 1 followed by 100 zeroes. (10^100) It’s headquarters, the googleplex, is named after the number googolplex, which is a 1 followed by a googol of zeroes (10^10^100).

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I heard somewhere that infinity is not a number. It’s a concept. Has anything regarding that changed? This is old info I had.

    3. Duality

      Duality

      Mathematicians have been messing around with infinite numbers for a few hundred years now, so that's some really old info you've got there! :P I don't think it's widely known knowledge though - I only learnt about it a year or two ago.

      There are infinite ordinal numbers (used for counting the things on an infinite list of things), infinite cardinal numbers (used for telling you how many things are on an infinite list of things), and a bunch of things called classes, which are lists of things that are so big that they exceed the very notion of quantity and number such that not even infinite numbers can describe them. The list of all ordinal numbers (finite and infinite) is a class, and so is the list of cardinal numbers. Cardinal numbers and ordinal numbers are very similar notions for finite lists of things (you count thing number 1[ordinal], thing number 2[ordinal], thing number 3[ordinal], thing number 4[ordinal] and in the whole list there are 4[cardinal] things), but when you come to infinite numbers the two ideas diverge distinctly such that a list with a certain infinite number[cardinal] of things on it can have twice as many ordinals depending on how it's counted. It seems bizarre when you're first coming across the topic but it's actually very logical - if you're interested I can give you a more detailed explanation, but it'll be a big chunk of text and I'm not sure how much time you might have for reading infinite ramblings!

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Teach me @Duality! Help me be maths smrt!!!!

      Did you ever hear of that “big number competition” that took place years ago? You had to come up with the largest finite number to win? The numbers eventually ceased being numbers and simply became definitions. And as far as I know none of these definitions are useful in any current experiments or research.

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      If I strike a pose I will probably critically injure myself.

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Me: Doctor! I injured myself!
      Doctor: How?
      Me: By being totally epic. B)
      Doctor: ...I'm sorry, there is no cure.

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I would hope he diagnoses me as epic first. This way I could say “Doctor Doctor, give me the news.”

  19. I think I know what my mistake was today. I woke up believing it would be a good day. Whoops.

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    2. Bastian

      Bastian

      That's not a mistake, indeed, its a great feeling! Every day has its ups and downs, but you can't let the downs win. Every problem has a solution and if it doesn't, you shouldn't worry about it since you can't help.

      Remember everything we've talked and you will see a light in your day. :squee:

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Thanks guys. Ugh let’s just hope for a better tomorrow!

    4. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      If you ever need a friend, you know who to tag. :secret:

  20. Haven’t been in work for an hour and everyone is already pissing me off.

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I ask a simple question and my supervisor gives me an attitude.

      How about just answer the question and fuck off?

    3. Yoshi89

      Yoshi89

      Same here. My boss before he left on his break overheard me asking a co-worker about to classify a transaction and then he pulled me aside to lecture me about why something wasn’t done sooner. I lose time working when that happens because I’m just standing around nodding.

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Whenever they give out you just have to remember:

      Those who can, do.

      Those who can’t, supervise.

       

  21. Happy Birthday my friend! Have a good one and stay safe!!

    1. Le Trotteur Sauvage

      Le Trotteur Sauvage

      Thanks buddy ! You have a good day too my friend ! :orly:

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    This is the little bastard who stole my fried Oreos when I was on vacation last year!

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    2. Pastel Heart

      Pastel Heart

      Still a better movie than Dragon Ball Evolution 

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      @Pastel Heart I am pretty sure Troll 2 is marginally better than Dragon Ball Evolution.

      @Samurai Equine This is a common rookie mistake. He should have been using a shark shotgun, or a sharkgun. Not just your run of the mill shotgun.

    4. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      @Stone Cold Steve Tuna Well, Batman wasn't around, so he couldn't borrow any Bat Shark Repellent.

      @Pastel Heart I've made bowel movements at 8 AM that were greater then that movie. :yay:

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