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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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  1. Happy birthday!! I hope you have a great day!

  2. @Super Splashee Princess Splashee??
  3. Hey Lassiter, you want to watch The Room with Sparklefan and I?

    Lassiter:

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    1. Sparklefan1234
    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      How about some Cocoa Cola? You want some Cocoa Cola?

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  4. Thank you for the follow!

  5. I have a buddy who will be 28 this year and he’s still basically in that teen mindset.
  6. I have anxiety. But I noticed it’s a lot easier to manage now that I’ve limited my sugar intake. I still have my moments but it’s not a constant storm.
  7. I often worry when I make a status update that i am irritating those I care about.
  8. I never once learned in school how to pay a bill and I had to take a special elective in order to learn to cut a check. But I am so glad I know the freaking Pythagorean Theorem.
  9. I learned a long time ago that there are two kinds of people in this world: People who appreciate my sense of humor and people who can go fuck themselves. in all seriousness, the only ones whose opinions I care about are those who I care about. Like my friends.
  10. Even if you brush it at night you never completely sterilize your mouth. There’s always something left over which can divide and the mouth is a breeding ground for bacteria. Things grow even if you didn’t eat in the morning.
  11. I don’t often cook it anymore. When I do I don’t like crispy bacon. I especially don’t like it burnt. Now I want bacon.
  12. @Princess of Hearts 💛🧡 when I first saw you I thought you were a girl! Then I saw your profile had male on it. Sorry I initially forgot you. That was stupid of me!
  13. I appreciate everyone who takes the time here to talk to me. @Tacodidra For always brohoofing everyone and being a real positive person. @Deerie For her artwork and friendly demeanor @Samurai Equine For his sense of humor and kindness, as well as his knowledge of trivia. @Duality for his wit, humor, and being one of my closest friends here. @Widdershins For his sense of humor and being my oldest friend on this site. @Sparklefan1234 For always being open to a chat, whether or not it’s just a psych related gif battle. @Bastian For his positive energy, his kindness, and being one of my best friends here. @Super Splashee For being supportive and helpful and going out of his way to welcome and befriend everyone he can. @PiratePony For being a smart person and a good and reassuring friend. @Mirage For always having advice when it’s needed. @Princess of Hearts 💛🧡 for being supportive and an all around nice dude. @EpicEnergy For his diligence and welcoming nature. @Dark Horse For having a quick wit and always being down for a conversation. (Even if it’s just someone (re: me) rambling). @Totally Roseluck For his welcoming nature and great art work. @Pastel Heart For her sense of humor and being one of my best friends here. @Dank Pony Child For a clever sense of humor and never failing to make me laugh or smile. @Cash In For taking the time to talk with me and being an all around cool dude. @Yoshi89 For being a great guy with a welcoming demeanor. @King of Canterlot For being a kind fellow with a lot of interesting things to say. Glad to see you back man. @Le Trotteur Sauvage For being a welcoming and kind person who I am also glad to see back. @Phosphor for being an all around nice guy with mutual interests to mine. I only hope that this message does you all justice. I am happy to have you guys in my life even if it is just an online setting. You’re all family to me. Stay safe and healthy.
  14. re: Previous post

     

    1. Tacodidra

      Tacodidra

      "No video with supported format and MIME type found." :confused:

    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Aww!!!!! Stupid video format.

      Basically it was this:

      Dog villager trapped by barbed wire, finds pitfall and falls in, wanders off looking defeated in her small barbed wire prison.

  15. One of my villagers apparently saw me burying pitfalls in front of people’s houses yesterday.

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    He then proceeded to brag about how I had to try harder to get him.

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    Wrong guy to say that to.

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    Checkmate Lopez.

  16. Baggy. Tight clothes are extremely uncomfortable for me.
  17. 🎵🎵🎶🎶🎵 Then I’m gonna get a cocktail, vodka and ginger ale. I’m gonna smoke a cigarette that’s 9 miles long. Gonna kiss that pretty girl on the tilt a whirl, cause this old man’s going to town!🎵🎵🎶🎶🎵

    (And that’s 14.5km for all you correct system users out there)

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      @Super Splashee b-but.... I wanna shmoke and a pancake!!!

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      *Throws out my radio* Eh, everyone's going digital these days.

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      @Samurai Equine And then as God as my witness, I’m gettin’ back into show business! And I’m gonna open up a nightclub called the Tree of Forgiveness, and forgive everyone ever done me any harm.

  18. And as God as my witness, I’m getting back into show business I’m gonna open up a nightclub called the Tree of Forgiveness. -When I get to Heaven by John Prine
  19. In real life I have 3 good friends. None of which are of the female persuasion. I thought I had a fourth one. Then she showed me how much I meant to her by not inviting me to her wedding or even telling me about it. So there’s that.
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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      About that @Samurai Equine... he gave it to me to pay off part of the $40 he owes me. What a bonehead.

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      You know what, @Stone Cold Steve Tuna? I think we should bury him 6 ft under.

    4. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      I mean, he IS dead from the neck up.

  21. First day back at work today. I wonder how many people are going to be out.

  22. Even the vaults aren’t safe...844C1BF0-8A02-45A5-966F-0BA9FCC7981E.thumb.png.2183a5c2371c8468b58bba7c03742031.png

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    2. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      @Samurai Equine The combo is 1-2-3. Now we have to change it again.

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      1-2-3?! I don't believe it! That's the same combination on my lunch box... :wau:

    4. Yoshi89

      Yoshi89

      There goes their participation in the pole vault.

  23. Thank you for the follow!

    1. Midnight Creep Show

      Midnight Creep Show

      No problem comrade!

  24. I have a little money but still working on saving. even though interest rates are ass right now it’s the best time to save whatever you can.
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