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Let's talk about romance. :)
Stone Cold Steve Jobs replied to WhiteGuardian's topic in General Discussion
@Super Splashee The song “All you need is love” is false. All you need is food and water. -
Rosebud.
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@Yoshi89 beat me to it.
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@Yoshi89 You win the internet for the day. Both for the quote and for a very rare beating @Antagonist to the punch!
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This was the exact moment I started needing therapy.
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I have a really expensive idea in animal crossing...
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Well, I already have the toga. I can probably save up to buy the crown. My house is almost fully upgraded... but the problem is there are animal homes all over the archipelago. Meaning some are on the same land as yours truly. And they’re unworthy.
So how about I move all the other houses and businesses to the smaller less impressive islands and destroy the bridges so nobody can bother me?
then I can proceed with plan B...
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I want to go to California and Hawaii.
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general What does the monster under your bed look like?
Stone Cold Steve Jobs replied to Muffinnz's topic in General Discussion
Mine was a phantom and always whispered to me when I was in bed. I called it “Foopa” because that was the sound it made. In reality I think it was the heater in my room kicking on. But I remember visualizing him and seeing a smokey apparition devoid of all facial features and tangibility. Thinking back on it still feels eerie. If it really WAS a monster I guess he just got bored of me. Wonder if he’s social distancing lately. -
I am a teller. The inside of our branch is closed and the drive up is packed. 2 hour wait time.
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Samurai VS Viking: Who would win
Stone Cold Steve Jobs replied to heavens-champion's topic in General Discussion
I think @Samurai Equine would win the fight. Hands down. -
What am I thinking? Oh man what if it’s something weird? Don’t think anything weird if you’re going to share nobody needs to know how off you are! Think normal thoughts! Think normal thoughts!
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Comet Hale-Bopp last visited us in 1997. It's believed to be a long period comet. Its current apoapsis (farthest point from the sun) is around 370 AU (370 times the Earth-Sun distance). This means that, while it was spectacular on its last visit (regarded as a "Great Comet") we will regrettably not see it again in our lifetimes. Its orbital period was on the order of 4000+ years. On its second to last visit in BC 2215, it probably had a near collision with Jupiter (in June of that year) before it made periapsis in July. This near collision considerably shortened its orbital period from over 4000 years to 2500 or so. I don't know for sure if you saw it when it was here in the 90's or in BC 2215 Taco. So I went into Space Engine and got you a few pictures from it:
This is the Sun from Hale Bopp in the distant future- C. AD 4530. You can see a bluish hue forming because it's gotten close enough to the sun to begin activating.
This is it from the outside. Not terribly spectacular yet.
We see the two tails forming on the comet here and the nucleus is brilliant. I can also see Earth in the picture too!
Finally, here's what it would look like from the Earth itself in that year!
I'm sorry I couldn't do better in terms of gift ideas for you. But I wanted to do SOMETHING at least! Happy birthday my friend. I hope it is as wonderful a day as it can be for you!
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Lunar eclipses are somewhat more common thankfully. Solar eclipses are tough. I never saw one in person.
we had one one day when I was 5 but my mom told me to not look up that day because I would go blind. Thanks mom.
There is one comet that is extremely long period. Called Comet West. It’s apoapsis is around 70,000 AU! (1.1 light years). The orbital period is estimated to be upwards of 558,000 years. At those distances it’s not guaranteed the comet will ever return. Passing stars and the galactic tide can perturb the orbit and either send it headlong into the solar system, or tumbling away from it.
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Your opinions on height discrimination
Stone Cold Steve Jobs replied to Fluttershyfan94's topic in General Discussion
I've been spoken to by others like I'm some kind of undesirable because I'm 5' 6". This is ESPECIALLY true in dating. If I say anything or try to defend myself it leads to further mockery because I'm short, therefore I MUST have a Napoleon Complex.- 61 replies
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Another coworker has tested positive.
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@Dank Pony Child You always manage to get me laughing!! Nice one.
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As selfish as it might sound, I really hope this is done with soon. I want to kayak this summer.
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My family: *stays inside and social distances when there’s no threat*
Doctors: There’s a threat but all you have to do is keep social distancing.My family: *wanders outside to visit everyone closely*
Doctors:
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Thank you for the follow. Here is your complementary Far Side cartoon:
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probably that date I had a year ago. It was only one but it was so awkward!
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Friendly ones or at least ones who would take pity on me and spare me if they tried to take over.
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Because I was exposed to this coworker I am not working tomorrow or the next day. If she improves I will be allowed in friday. Otherwise I might be off for 2 weeks.
the whole teller line is out of commission.
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Yes free education and free health, but you can go to private school if you want ! But private hospitals must also follow the rules and you'll be refund by the "social security" ...well it's a complicated system but I never pay for the hospital, blood test, choreography, surgery and all this, I paid like...10% of the real price, everything is covered by the social security
I mean...It's complicated
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All I know is this:
When I was a child I had to go to the ER with a large cut on my head. They treated me in 2 hours or less.
In 2008 I cut my hand open because I do not possess intelligence. Needed stitches. In and out in an hour but it sure didn’t tickle.
2011 I had to go to the ER for chest pains. Because it was chest related I didn’t wait in the waiting room for 4 hours. I went straight to the front of the line. And they got me in a room and then I was waiting for about 6 hours after that before finally being seen. I was there for 11 hours by the end of it.
But I WAS allowed to bring a DVD player so I had that going for me which is nice!
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Hope you'll be okay! Stay smart but also paid if possible in these super bad times! ♡
@Bastian I'm an anarchist so we're like cousins! If anyone gives you trouble I'll give them a stern disapproval!
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So bad news. My coworker has tested positive. She is asymptomatic but was at work the last few days and the results came in today. No word yet on if we are closing the branch for quarantine.
They are “deep cleaning” the branch tonight. The cleaners are shit at their jobs though and will probably just half ass it again.
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@Samurai Equine I am doing the best I can. But I made a promise to myself that if I get this thing, I’m going to make its existence within me a living hell. There’s a motto I try to live by: What doesn’t kill me had better start running.
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Congratulations!
I am giving you... A NEEEEW CAR
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How am I evil? Is it because I imprison people in the sims and Animal Crossing? Because I intentionally lure massive hordes of zombies to random settlements In State of Decay? Because I make people drink sewage in cities skylines? Where did I go wrong?
I can be a good sometimes! Like that time I, uhh... you know. When I... I uhh... remember that time I...
...hmm.
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@Stone Cold Steve Tuna I told you back then they're not cards they're talismans!!!
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The ones who get to see it (possibly) can consider themselves extremely lucky!
. *angery as fk*
. Tbh though I am terrible at judging distances, so I really don;t trust myself with a car.
