Stone Cold Steve Jobs

Muscle soreness!

I made more exercises today! My muscles are super sore. 

Hitting 12 AM here, as this is the longest daylight-day during the whole year! Happy Midsummer Eve everypony! (it is am official Swedish holiday)

#showmeNewYawk pls or #Jersei shaw # new jewsay

totally not bugging steve >:3

I hear they’re making a Ford F-150 with a sleeping cab in it.

I hear they’re making a Ford F-150 with a sleeping cab in it.

I got back from shopping a little earlier. I went out and forgot my glasses, so I was pretty much seeing everything in blur-o-vision. As I was standing in the checkout queue I noticed a large sign that looked like it said "Religious Bread" Upon getting closer, I noticed it actually read "Delicious Bread". The joys of being short sighted.

So, I made this topic: Fake Screenshots

This is more of an experimental idea I had. I don't know, if it is actually funny, but why not give it a shot?

The first fake screenshot is for @small-Magnum! Hope you like it.

Let me know what you think, guys and maybe I will do some more. I could fake your profile for example. Or other things if I find the inspiration. I'm open for any ideas.

I got back from shopping a little earlier. I went out and forgot my glasses, so I was pretty much seeing everything in blur-o-vision. As I was standing in the checkout queue I noticed a large sign that looked like it said "Religious Bread" Upon getting closer, I noticed it actually read "Delicious Bread". The joys of being short sighted.

#showmeNewYawk pls or #Jersei shaw # new jewsay

totally not bugging steve >:3

#showmeNewYawk pls or #Jersei shaw # new jewsay

totally not bugging steve >:3

hey kid. You want some trivia? You want some right now? Yeah, you with the propeller hat. I got the cure to what ails you...

FACT OR CRAP:

Pluto’s orbit occasionally takes it closer to the Sun than Neptune.

Check later on for the results!!!

hey kid. You want some trivia? You want some right now? Yeah, you with the propeller hat. I got the cure to what ails you...

FACT OR CRAP:

Pluto’s orbit occasionally takes it closer to the Sun than Neptune.

Check later on for the results!!!

I wish there were "____ has changed their display name to ___" notifications.

I get *so* confused when users I follow change their display names. 

Been having a real bad time emotionally.

 Everyone at work seems pushed to speeds  they can’t handle. My sister has been sick and trying to get toddlers to help and focus. 
So much yelling. Everyone in the world seems to be at each others throats.

 I don’t know how to deal. Or make any time to feel any happiness for myself.

Hey @Samurai Equine! I need those hugs now!

Basically I did a lot of exhausting exercise which drained me completely. You can't begin to imagine how hard it has been. If there ever was a hell I just went through it. With time I will get stronger and be able to hold even more, for now, not so much.

I got a new type of MTN Dew for my birthday (MTN Dew Frost Bite)! 

My mom gave it to me! 

Oh my fucking god! 

I've had to walk with a mask on, the streets were hot! When I reached my father's house I went straight for the shower! 

Now Im more relaxed, phew! I want to share something I discovered yesterday.

Did you know that a lot of times lately I've been on the edge of depression? Like, I start thinking and come really close to feel very bad about myself but I overcome it, god knows how. 

Im weird. 

*tired doe noises!* 

I got a new type of MTN Dew for my birthday (MTN Dew Frost Bite)! 

My mom gave it to me! 

Alright, it’s getting to be about that time again! It’s time for the next installment of Fact or Crap:

There is a chair in the Thirsk Museum which is hung from close to the ceiling to prevent people from sitting in it.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.space.com/amp/supergiant-star-antares-map-atmosphere.html

I am just leaving this here for you my friend 😈

*notices that Mr. Tuna is still up at 10pm and not sleeping yet* 

It's ok, I sometimes stay up way past my bedtime too.

THEY’RE MAKING A NEW POKÉMON SNAP! THEY’RE MAKING A NEW POKÉMON SNAP!!

I’m almost to scared to really believe it! My dream is coming true!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

I just woke up! I just found out! I was taking a break from the Internet but FRICK THAT POKÉMON SNAAAAAAAAAAP!!! AAAAAAAAAHHDNDPCHWNLSHGXNSJZ-