Stone Cold Steve Jobs

Good morning! I can say it for once! 

Let's start smooth.

Since I've seen some users do this, I thought I'd do it as well! 

Good morning, today I have the day off! I hope everyone has an amazing day today! 

Presumably, everyone wants to slap me or something lmao 

Go to page 20 in General Discussion and be chocked! Splashee is everywhere!

Actually, I think I am on every page in General Discussion

It's time once again to play... REAL or FAKE! Summer Sun Edition.
Feel free to write me a letter about how sharp your eye-sight is. 

My dearest students, I hope you studied well. But even if you didn't, don't worry about it.
Just have fun, do your best, and pwn all the n00bz.

I'm going to bed now, goodnight! 

I’m getting a set of new (and bigger) tires to go on my truck tomorrow, I’m extremely excited! 
 

But, I am also extremely tired, gonna hit the hay. Goodnight! 

Hello, I'm back from work! 

How has everypony's day been? 

Some people like to ship Applejack and Rarity because "opposites attract", but I think their friendship is purely based on a mutual hatred of Rainbow Dash. 

hi, hi~ 💖

Good morning everyone. I'm feeling a lot better this morning, thank you for the kind words y'all, I really appreciate it. I'm just going through a rough patch right now.  

Anywho, today is my brother's birthday and I have work this afternoon, so I'm not going to be online much today. I hope you guys have an awesome day!  I just discovered my mom is making biscuits and gravy for breakfast!! 

I think we need to specify what quantifies a "Bad Movie."

 Like it's passable if the movie's plot & logic doesn't make sense. If so much of it depends on the characters not behaving like any living being would. It's fantasy, it's 85% of all movies anyway. We wouldn't have the Romantic Comedy or Drama if we let our characters behave with sanity.

I can excuse a movie for slow pacing, poor acting or bad writing so long as they attempt what they think is a coherent storyline. 

Gosh, even a short movie that's just holding on an image or a sound. If it's pure nonsense, it was clearly intended to be from the start. Like a cat missing the fly and faceplanting the screen door; sure it's dumb but it still happened. Doesn't invoke any outrage in me.

...No, it's when the movie is flawed right from the get-go on what it thinks is the message and story its telling you, pretends its something you should be paying attention to... and nothing connects to anything and your left wondering what information you were supposed to obtain from these images.

You know Mystery Science Theater 3000? Yeah, modern cinema will never get as garbage as the stuff they riffed. Kitten with a Whip was the worst they tackled. The only way that story works is if you're making a movie to set up that situation; It pretends like its doing society a favor by warning us of somethign that couldn't ever happen. 

The best Worst Movies end with pure Confusion. Where you're just leaned backwards at a 30 degree angle, drooling on yourself with only a ".... What? I...guess they... went to a place and things happened? Am I supposed to react now?"

Yikes.

 I just got up for a second and immediately doubled over in pain. Severe chest pain just below my right rib cage. I couldn’t breathe. Now it’s gone. That was scary.

Going to try to head to sleep. Have a good night everyone.

Very strange. I couldn’t remember the email to my PayPal account so I put in one email and just blabbered a random password and it logged me in... I guess the email was good enough and the link I got was secure or something...

Very strange. I couldn’t remember the email to my PayPal account so I put in one email and just blabbered a random password and it logged me in... I guess the email was good enough and the link I got was secure or something...

Very strange. I couldn’t remember the email to my PayPal account so I put in one email and just blabbered a random password and it logged me in... I guess the email was good enough and the link I got was secure or something...

I'm going to bed, goodnight! 

Yesterday I learned that I can’t take adderall on an empty stomach.  I felt like I was gonna puke!
 

Ate first today and feel loads better than yesterday. 
 

So how’s everyone’s day going?

 

What a headache of low security stuff to go through just set a new password here at the forum, so I can use my account from a cell phone ☠️😪🤖

While having a new temporary password, it still logged me in automatically on My PC without checking my new password 🥴😱😵😫😩🥵

I don't trust anything in your profiler information 😆

(Also, first time posting from a cell phone)

This is the first of 8 posters that I'll be getting, as the other seven have yet to arrive. Luck would have it though that one of my posters got here before all the rest, and it just so happens to be a very important mare in my life, my beloved waifu~ Twilight Sparkle! 

It's a 12x16 inch so it's not super huge but it's still a pretty good size. Twiggles could use some snuggles and I'm just the right guy for the job!  

I'm going to get a frame for this tomorrow and get it hung up someplace in my room, and then me and Twi will snuggle all night long! 

Nini friends 💖🦋

Swedish meatballs.

So, does Strawberry Sunrise harvest her own strawberries or does

she just dislike apples & Applejack?